I had the most bizarre dream last night:
I was at someone else's house and I was sitting on the couch watching tv. The couch was super comfortable, and I was really engrossed in the tv program.
All of a sudden, Denise Richards came over and sat next to me. She said that Charlie would be over to drop off the kids, but I was free to stay and hang out. I was totally psyched because hot Denise Richards was sitting very close to me. Then, I looked over to the leather chair in the corner. A bald, middle-aged black man with glasses was sitting there reading the paper. He said I could stay too. When he spoke, however, Denise moved away from me on the couch (it was an L-shaped sectional). I guess he was her new husband. I am not really sure.
We were all chilling and I was moving toward Denise and she was moving towards me. Suddenly, Charlie Sheen came into the living room. "Hi," he said. "The kids went upstairs to play X-Box; mind if I sit down for a few?" Much to my surprise, Denise welcomed Charlie in, and even gave him a hug. I struck up a conversation with Charlie (I have no idea what was discussed, but I know significant time passed).
Then, the black man in the corner put his paper down and joined the conversation. He was telling us about a scam he pulled on his insurance company. I got really annoyed. My mom works for an insurance company; scammers suck. I started plotting against the black man and Denise. I spotted a computer in a roll-top desk in the opposite corner. I continued conversing with everyone, but decided that I would foil the black man's plans of insurance fraud.
Charlie had to go, so we all got up to give him a hug goodbye. The black man took his paper and went to the bathroom. Denise told me I could stay, but she was going to check on the kids. (Does she even really have kids? Oh well, it's just a dream). This was my chance. I got up and went to the computer. I drafted an email to my mother telling her of the black man's evil insurance fraud plot.
I went back to sit on the couch (did I mention that it was really comfortable) and look natural. The black man came back in the room and changed the tv channel. He wanted to watch MTV Cribs. Denise came back downstairs and, once again, sat very close to me on the couch. My new mission was to get rid of the black man so that I could be alone with Denise. I have virtually no game, so this was largely unsuccessful.
I got pissed off. He wasn't leaving. I blurted out that I had foiled his insurance fraud plot, and that my mother was going to bust his ass. Hearing this, Denise slapped my face and glared at me. They simultaneously told me to get the f*ck out of their house. I ran over to the computer and as they were trying to drag me out by my ankles I typed another email to my mother stating that the previous email was a hoax.
They stopped dragging me, but told me that I was no longer invited to watch MTV Cribs with them. *END*
Okay, what in God's name does this dream mean? I don't like Denise Richards, and consciously, at least, don't think she's that hot. I mean she's hot, but I find other actresses hotter. Also, who was the black man? He was totally generic looking. I am confused by this dream, but oh-so-glad that I just remembered it. Who says drugs are bad?
InterplanetJanet posted on Sep 06, 2006
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silverwhisper said on Sep 06, 2006....
OK, that's just plain weird, IPJ.
ed
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secretlife said on Sep 06, 2006....
*donning her dream interpreter's hat*
*shutting her eyes and starting to chant*
hmmmmmmmmmmm
hmmmmmmmmmmm
hmmmmmmmmmmm
I got it!
It means you are working too hard and need some R&R-
or
(I always like to have two choices; so you can pick the best one)
You have to go shopping for a new comfy sofa.
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hotaka said on Sep 06, 2006....
I dreamt last year that Paris Hilton came up to me at work and said she really wanted to date me. She said she was tired of all those high profile guys she had been with and wanted a normal relationship. I rejected her.
This dream came only a couple of days after I thought that I would love to reject Paris Hilton just to stick it to her (I was tired of seeing her mug and nipples in every magazine and celeb nip-slip photo my friend sent me). But then I thought why would she ever ask me anyway. Who the heck am I in her world?
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secretlife said on Sep 06, 2006....
IPJ: I've been thinking about this all day, and I'm wondering...where do you think Richie Sambora was?
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silverwhisper said on Sep 06, 2006....
hopefully, detox. :>
ed
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missb said on Sep 07, 2006....
Wow, you definitely can remember your dream eh, even to the smallest details :) I had dreamt of Johnny depp a couple of days ago but I couldn't remember the small details.
I wrote about it in my blog as well. Dreams for me are somewhat blur. They always are. I have to like write it down the minute I wake up in order to remember it. But yeah, dreams can be very weird :)
Cheers!
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ALIENated said on Sep 07, 2006....
I am with missb. I ususally cannot remember my dreams.
And, if I had that dream, the black guy would have turned
into a giant spider, Denise would have turned into one of
my hot aunts of many years ago, we would all suddenly
have been naked in one of my college classes, and there
would be a test going on ... that I had not studied for. No
analysis please.
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InterplanetJanet said on Sep 07, 2006....
ed: are you just figuring out that I am weird?
SL: a new sofa... yes, I like that. But I also like the idea of getting some R&R... Richie Sambora wasn't there, just the black man. It was really weird.
hotaka: at least you got to do the rejecting in your dream. I was trying to hook up with Denise but instead decided to be the great insurance rights crusader; I am such a loser. And I hate insurance companies (I am in a protracted battle right now as a result of my car accident).
missb: I either remember every detail of my dream or I do not remember my dream at all. This dream... well, you can see.
Alien: My wife has dreams like yours... always some sort of monster or supernatural beast that she must battle. I usually dream about the mall or a musuem and all of my high school friends.
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silverwhisper said on Sep 07, 2006....
IPJ: no, merely admitting that i underestimated its extent. :>
ed
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InterplanetJanet said on Sep 07, 2006....
There's a whole lot you don't know...he he he.
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silverwhisper said on Sep 07, 2006....
my wife would heartily agree. :D
ed
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hotaka said on Sep 07, 2006....
Can't your mother help or was she just working for an insurance company in your dream?
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InterplanetJanet said on Sep 07, 2006....
LOL, hotaka. I am not battling with my mom's ins. co.; it is the company that insures the other driver, who was at fault in the accident. They told me they aren't going to pay my out-of-pocket medical expenses because of the law in my state. I asked for a citation to that law, and the adjuster gave me case law to read. It is not on point, and my position is that I am entitled to reimbursement for my deductible and out-of-pocket PIP.
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JayneBond said on Sep 08, 2006....
IPJ,
Hmmmmm or should I say yummmmmm to Denise Richards? I'm loving this dream. Let's say me and you pick up somebody that looks like DR at Henrietta's and have a 3some?
hehehehehehehe,
JB
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silverwhisper said on Sep 08, 2006....
jayne officially has the best description ever .
ed
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InterplanetJanet said on Sep 08, 2006....
LMAO@JB. Are you free 2nite JB? I think I have an opening in my schedule.
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JayneBond said on Sep 08, 2006....
I am so free tonight, although I charge on Saturdays. hehehe How about you booty call me, and we'll get out of the city and go to country for some wine tasting and bed and breakfast action? (Heavy on the bed.)
pssst I told you I'd find you in cyberspace you hot little vixen.
You know you want me.
JB
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InterplanetJanet said on Sep 08, 2006....
Who wants who, JB? You found me in cyberspace, not vice versa. If it's up to me, I don't need any breakfast.
You owe me anyway, so the "Saturday charge" will be deducted from your account balance. LMAO.
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JayneBond said on Sep 08, 2006....
Yeah baby!
That's what I like to hear!! I want you like the desert wants the rain because you know I lust the smell of bitchtastic attorneys in the morning, smells like victory!
We'll be having breakfast in bed...champange mamosa???
LMAO,
JB
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