I went to visit a friend the other day, let´s call her Pam, Pam is a really conservative, shy girl. She's soft-spoken, never wears anything above the knee, her shirts never reveal any cleavage, that's the way she has always been.
I had told her I would be dropping by around 6 because I really needed to run something by her. She told me to let myself in, key's where it always is and she would be expecting me. Turns out I got off work earlier so I decided to head on over to Pam's, took the key out of the hide-a-key and let myself in.
I heard music coming from her bedroom, I called out her name but I guess she didn't hear me(Music was loud). I walk over to her bedroom and what to I find? NAKED PAM!!!
She's singing away into a vibrator, completely naked...there are candles lit up all over the room.
"Oh my God!! I'm sorry" I cried out
"AHHHHH....what are you doing here!?" she screamed as she desperately looked for something to cover herself with.
"I'll be outside...you get dressed" exited as awkwardly as I possibly could.
I guess its true what they say...It's always the quiet ones!
allaroundgirl posted on Sep 06, 2006
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silverwhisper said on Sep 06, 2006....
OK, while i'll confess i feel terrible for your friend, that's really funny. :>
and i can't help thinking that this is probably the beginning premise to a lot of bad porn. :D
ed
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allaroundgirl said on Sep 06, 2006....
silver, the moment I left the room I burst out laughing.
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silverwhisper said on Sep 06, 2006....
you know, the only time i've ever walked in on someone doing that, it was b/c it was intentional for me to encounter that situation.
but yeah: it's always the quiet ones. trust me: i'm one of 'em. :D
ed
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scalywag said on Sep 06, 2006....
Hahahaha!
This just made my day. I love it!
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Zayda said on Sep 06, 2006....
I cannot stop laughing.
I'm sure Pam was embarrassed but that is damn funny.
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allaroundgirl said on Sep 06, 2006....
I guess I ruined the mood for Pam and her ...er...vibrator
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boyzmom said on Sep 06, 2006....
That is so funny, do you think Pam will be able to laugh about it?
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allaroundgirl said on Sep 06, 2006....
boyzmom: she may laugh about it eventually, but right now she's pretty much mortified.
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secretlife said on Sep 06, 2006....
Oh that is too funny!
How embarrassing!
What did you say to her when she finally got dressed?
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allaroundgirl said on Sep 06, 2006....
Well, when she finally came out, fully dressed, she could barely look me in the eyes.
I tried to think of a witty line to say but drew a blank. I would never have believed Pam to be the type to let loose like that. I was really trying very hard not to burst out laughing.
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CreativeWoman said on Sep 06, 2006....
Too funny! I can't imagine singing into a vibrator. Then again, I am one of those quiet ones. Maybe I can. ;-)
CW
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secretlife said on Sep 06, 2006....
(can hear CW singin from joiseee)
must be that full moon tonite...
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PBjarne said on Sep 07, 2006....
It was funny, I have a big smile on my face, but I sincerelu hope that this is the only place you tell some one else about Pam. That you don't tell are your friends....
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semen said on Sep 07, 2006....
Poor, poor girl - I feel so sorry for her - OUCH!!!
Unless it was planned (by leaving the key out for you) and now she makes as if she is all emarresed. Maby she was expecting more of a turn-on form your side - we will never know now will we??
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TheNakedProfessor said on Sep 07, 2006....
How long were you watching before you cried out?
No cell phone photos????
How is she handling her humiliation?
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TheNakedProfessor said on Sep 07, 2006....
Semen has a good point (hmm..that sounds weird)...
Did she look hot?
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SoulCastMistress said on Sep 07, 2006....
lol... what a question to ask, TheNakedProfessor!!
this is funny!!!
i feel really sorry for Pam... but lucky you, allaroundgirl!! you have witnessed a rare moment there!! bet you won't be able to see something like that again!!
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mrhowto said on Sep 07, 2006....
Humphfff! It's so unfair lol, some people have all the luck. Why can't anything like that ever happen to me?? ;)
Do you think she secretly planned it, because something inside her(excuse the pun), really wanted you to see her like that. She had to act surprised - otherwise it would heva been TOO DAMN OBVIOUS. hehee. just a thought.
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mrhowto said on Sep 07, 2006....
doh! lol, just read the comments...seems someone else picked up on that before me. soz ;)
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varada said on Sep 07, 2006....
Walking around the apartment naked during day time when nobody is around is very funny. I like it very much. But I dont take the risk of allowing somebody to enter unannounced.
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labyrinth said on Sep 07, 2006....
I would say that you, lucky allaroundgirl, has been accorded a once in a lifetime experience. Can I echo the question "did she look hot?" And singing away into a vibrator? I just commented on a blog about expressing oneself musically. Pam has definitely a unique way of expressing herself musically. LOL!
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eternalpoet said on Sep 07, 2006....
Did not expect the read to be like that. But any way it was good and i believe it is true how you summed it up....It's always the quiet ones!Good job.
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quidnunc said on Sep 07, 2006....
This post made my day! (I will definitely have my wife read this later) Thanks for sharing!
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curiousgeorge said on Sep 07, 2006....
That made me laugh out loud.
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yankee328 said on Sep 07, 2006....
you know what, just to calm her, you should just be like "hey, everyone does it." but at the same time, she asked for it by asking you to come over and telling you that you could let yourself in. as someone else said here, it sounds like the intro to some girl on girl action porn doesn't it? : )
what song was she singing btw?
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allaroundgirl said on Sep 07, 2006....
NO I don't think she planned it...she wasn't expecting me till much later.
NakedProfessor: I cried out as soon as I opened the door and saw her like that. I never would have expected quiet Pam to be the kind. As for handling her humiliation, she turns beet red anytime I see her and has made me promise not to tell any of our friends.
PBjarne: soulcast is the only place that knows about Pam, I was just dying to share with someone but of course couldn't share with those that know us.
For those that want to know if she looked hot...huum...I guess you had to be there to see for yourself. jejeje
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allaroundgirl said on Sep 07, 2006....
yankee328: She was right in the middle of the chorus of Aretha Franklin's You make me feel(like a natural woman)
I'm telling you...in a million years I never would have believed I would walk into this situation.
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silverwhisper said on Sep 07, 2006....
OMG, that's priceless!
i'm sitting here, just blinking really rapidly.
it could be a commercial for sex toys! it should be a commercial for sex toys!
ed
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satyr said on Sep 07, 2006....
I just had a good laugh over the whole post, but I was almost howling, rolling on the floor when I read what Pam was singing when allaround walked in on her. That is one for the ages.
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allaroundgirl said on Sep 07, 2006....
Indeed it is satyr...indeed it is
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boyzmom said on Sep 07, 2006....
allaroundgirl- will you ever be able to hear that song again without busting up laughing?
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allaroundgirl said on Sep 07, 2006....
boyzmom: No I will not...whenever I hear it I will remember and once again have myself a good laugh
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precision said on Sep 07, 2006....
A friend of mine had an exchange student staying with them this past school year, her parents came over from Germany to visit this past summer. My friend went downstairs for breakfast, and they were sitting at the kitchen table drinking coffee naked....**shivers**
I hope they didnt cook bacon.
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ToxicEyes said on Sep 07, 2006....
was she at least good looking or did it ruin her image completely.lol.
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allaroundgirl said on Sep 08, 2006....
OMG...were all three of them naked? Is this some foreign custom I'm not aware of?
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precision said on Sep 08, 2006....
Oh, no, not all three...just the parents. As if that weren't bad enough.
I don't know if it is some kind of weird custom or what... My grandparents were German, just thinking of them naked scares me.
Hmmmm....is Pam German?.....
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lifetokillandbethekilled said on Oct 04, 2006....
Alright,
1. Luck bastard excuse my french but yes.
2. She was hott right?
3. Go For it! Go For it! Go For it! Go For it! Go For it!
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anonymous said on Nov 15, 2006....
Well...that would be interesting though wouldn't it? I must admit, that is VAIR ammusing. But yes, it really is a shy girl thing lol. -
mysterious said on Jan 15, 2007....
OMG that had me laughing so hard!!
Really? It's always the quiet, shy ones? hmmm....
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jamesArthur said on Jan 18, 2007....
I just feel bad for "Pam" because that could have ruined how other people think of her. Shut happens though. Its still really funny.
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