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When Pedro and Maria got married, he was a very
experienced man, but she was totally naïve. On their
wedding night, when Pedro removed his clothes, Maria
said, "Pedro! What is that?"

Pedro was a quick thinker. "Maria, I am the only man
in the world with one of these." And then he proudly
showed her what it was for. Maria was happy.
After the honeymoon was over, Pedro returned to work,
only to return home to find an upset Maria waiting on
their front porch.

"Pedro, you said you were the only man in the world
with one of those and yet today, when I saw Gonzalez
changing his clothes behind the shed, he had one, too!"

Ever fast on his feet, Pedro said, "Oh, Maria,
Gonzalez is my best friend. Since I had two, I gave
him one. So he is the only other man in
the world with one." A sceptical Maria accepted this
answer, but when Pedro returned home the next day,
an agitated Maria was waiting on the porch.

"Maria? Now what's wrong?"

"Dammit, Pedro. You gave the best one to Gonzalez!"


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