I'm forced to fly from coast to coast each month doing my stand-up comedy. I always worry that the plane will go down. When we hit ground it would end so fast that I wouldn't even know that I was dead. I want a normal job... like as a chef. I do many thing other than comedy I suppose, but humor is the one thing that I love. You can't have a relationship when you are always on the road, but maybe this is my Lott in life. The one thing that I will not do is sleep around. Dogs sleep around . I have morals. I'm keeping my damn morals untill the day I die!
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fried_marbles said on May 19, 2009....
I hate the take offs and landings, but being way up high is alright. -
curezilla said on May 19, 2009....
The Swine Flu is going to be spread around the world on plains!! They don't filter the air up there! That will get you long before the plain would crash. -
newmoney said on May 19, 2009....
The best thing about flying is speed and the price is quickly dropping. Driving is not safe anyway! -
BRITTANY_SPEARS said on May 19, 2009....
Me and K-Fed are members of the 8 miles high club! -
mongol said on May 19, 2009....
The way I see it is that a plain will deliver a nuclear bomb from Iran. Love? who needs it anyway when we have politics to keep us busy. -
bad_bunny said on May 19, 2009....
at least there aren't snakes on planes. Go to my new blog and click on the link. You will be amazed at what you see! -
mixednuts said on May 19, 2009....
Thanks for the comments, but it's PLANE not plaines! -
uniquely-ironic said on May 19, 2009....
Hmmm I actually like the take offs and landings! guess that reveals what an adrenaline junky I am. :(You don't want to be a chef. Their hours are awful! -
mixednuts said on May 19, 2009....
A chef at my own place of course! Who cooks Italian better? NO ONE!
bad bunny...I saw that incredible link before I recieved your message. Thanks! that was awesome!
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fragglesrock said on May 19, 2009....
plaines...roflmao....
good for you, the not sleeping around part. so easy to fall into that when you're on tour and on the road all the time.
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mixednuts said on May 19, 2009....
Frag...How could I ever look into a womans eyes and lie about my past. I couldn't do that. A relationship is built on trust. I won't have a dirty past this way! -
trav said on May 19, 2009....
I like you morals and your feelings about love, but I want to be in the "mile high" club as well. -
mixednuts said on May 19, 2009....
Do what you want "trav" ALT. -
Hegemone said on May 19, 2009....
Yeah, I've never been on a plane and I never intend to be. -
mixednuts said on May 20, 2009....
Planes don't feel natural at all. One went down in NY last week.
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