to be a successful drunk blogger....
you must....
#1 - drink enough to have a friend be exasparated with your drunkeness by telephone (that's when you hang up the phone, giggling at your own drunkenness and log in to sc)
#2 - have many missspellings and thypos...because you are....in fact...drunker than a skunk and skunks can't type or spell.
#3 - be emotional about something, wheter it be your ex, your future or your present....your generally railing on about somehting to be a good drunk blogger
#4 - accidentally type BLOGGER as BOOGER ie...."i'm a veery good drunk booger"
$5 - laugh at yourself until tears leak out of your eyes...doesn't matter if anyone else gets the funny
#6 - know when to say when....not to the drinking...but to the blogging. 10 posts get used up pretty quickly when you're drunk...use them wisely...
#7 - realize that in the morning people will be laughing at you and you just might hate yourself a little...even if it is anonomooys (anonomooys? bwaaahaaaa!)
#8 - tell every fellow bloogeer how much you love them
#9 - there is no #9 because i have to pee....
# 10 -make random comments that only you think are hilarious example...naked puppets!!!!! bwahahahahahh! seee, only i thought that was funny
GOOD NIGHT FELLOW SOUL BOOGERS ;)
