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'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse.   I'm a professional.  In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'

 

'Okay then, said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen.  Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.  Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.

 

Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.

 

'I am so sorry,' she said.   'I don't know what came over me.  On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again.  Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?'

 

....'It's swollen,' Fred replied.

 

She ran out of the room.



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  • fragglesrock said on May 13, 2009....

    <trying really hard to "don't laugh">

    ah i give up.....fucking hilarious, i think i met that dude once....but only once if ya get my drift ;) gheesh, i'm such a trollop

  • queenparanoia said on May 13, 2009....
    bwahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
  • superbozo said on May 14, 2009....
    LMAO..........Hang on I went to the doctors today and the nurse fell over laughing after promising not to. :)
  • PAPERBACKWRITER said on May 14, 2009....


    hahahahahhahahah!  I am going to share this with Piet! hahaha  He usually outnumbers me with jokes!





  • Hegemone said on May 14, 2009....
    Frags - ROFLMAO, awesome, yeah, you probably had to run out of the room too ... didn't you?

    Queenie - Lol

    Bozo - You?  Surely not!  Wait.  Oops!  You weren't supposed to read about this then!  He he.

    Paper - Lol, I hope he enjoys it then!  Score one joke point for Paper!
  • uniquely-ironic said on May 14, 2009....
    bwa ha ha ha ha  good one!
  • Hegemone said on May 14, 2009....
    Uni - Glad you liked!
  • Brunettebmshell said on May 14, 2009....


    Awww mannnn... Damn near spit my water out on my computer screen. Good one Hege ; )



  • Hegemone said on May 14, 2009....
    Brunette - Oh!  Don't give your computer screen a shower on this post's behalf, lol!
  • Brunettebmshell said on May 14, 2009....

    Ha! It most definitely wasn't going to be by choice. Luckily, only a little dribbled out of my nose instead! Hahaha... ewwwwwww! 

    ; P
  • Hegemone said on May 14, 2009....
    LOL.  I hate when stuff comes out my nose ... last time it happened it was milk at least, no carbonation to hurt!
  • Brunettebmshell said on May 14, 2009....


    Hahaha! Well thank goodness for that! Soda is the worst. I suggest you remain in a strictly serious environment while drinking a Pepsi.... ouch!


  • starchini said on May 14, 2009....
    : >....poor guy...  hehe...
  • pusscat said on May 14, 2009....
    Ha ha ha pricelss frags!!!!

    It reminded me of the Dr Pepper advert we have over here at the mo.  I'll try and find it, you just gotta see it lol!
  • Hegemone said on May 14, 2009....
    Brunette - No kidding, Pepsi burns the worst!

    Star - I know, if I were him I'd have left it swollen!

    PC - Hmmmm ... did you mean me or Frags?  Lol.
  • fromtheheart said on May 14, 2009....
    OMG , lol :) ;) - pathetic guy... great story to start my lovely morning.. thanks
  • Hegemone said on May 14, 2009....
    From - Glad you enjoyed and it put a good hue on the beginning of your day!
  • Edriisxe said on May 18, 2009....
    DAMMIT....i'm sick coughing and I almost just died from choking. All your fault, but it would have been a good death. Remembering such a think...well, after reading that, if I was to die, i'd be going to hell....XD
  • Hegemone said on May 18, 2009....
    Edrii - Lol, well, I'm glad you didn't die of coughing, and I'm even happier that you enjoyed this!

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