The Pigeon (based on true events to me, parody of the raven)

Twas a Sunday
I tried to sleep in
But someone else was up
His day about to begin
Five more minutes
I begged and I pleaded
More sleep please
More sleep is needed
My eyes closed for five minutes more
Quoth the pigeon, "nevermore."

Monday, Tuesday
Came and went
On more studying
I was hellbent
But the flapping, the cooing
Continued past four
Can I please study in peace?
Quoth the pigeon, "nevermore."

One final down
Several to go
Quiet time as I shut my door
Quiet? Relaxation?
The bird continues to soar
Can I take a nice nap?
Quoth the pigeon, "nevermore."

The pigeon in the courtyard
Could not still last
By Thursday surely
'Twould be in my past
But there he was again
How long can this last?
Surely Mr. Pigeon, this is a chore
Can I please have peace?
Quoth the pigeon, "nevermore."

Of course this means
Soon I may declare war
then the pigeon 'twill be
Nevermore