I beat up a squirrel. LOL. Then It cried and got reinforcements. I got attacked by a pack of brown squirrels! I'm quite disheaveled.
I also posed nude for a hermaphrodite porn magazine. I used my knowledge of yoga and licked my own ass. That was fun.
I actually took a bath for the first time in to weeks. I was told that I was ripe.
Oh, I pissed on the tombstone for my mother's grave. I figured that she needed a bath too for mother's day.
