• Lucytorial said on May 08, 2009....

  Tobi-Lee was and always will be Tobi-Lee... simple yet really... I want to be known and remembered for being myself above everything else.
   
  I'm glad you are dealing with this with your dad, it matters.

• silver_phoenix said on May 09, 2009....

  I'm gonna have to think on this. Maybe provide a serious one and a hilarious one :-P

• CreativeWoman said on May 09, 2009....

  There is one of my niece's headstone.  "I Love You More".  Whenever anyone she loved told her they loved her, that is what she would say.  It's very fitting.
  
  I think this one would be pretty fitting for me...
  
  Gone To Wal-Mart
  
  CW
  

• uniquely-ironic said on May 09, 2009....

  Lu - nice, simple works.  Yes, I've asked him to leave me out of his will.  I don't need the stress of fighting with my sibs.

  silver - take your time.

  CW - I think it's very fitting for you :)

• travelr712 said on May 09, 2009....

  well, here's the answers i got when i posted this question last month.

• Hegemone said on May 09, 2009....

  Heh, my FIL and his buddies all talk about being buried upside down so that people can kiss their ass, so to speak.  Me personally, for today, for an epitaph, maybe:
  
  'No, I Won't Come Back and Help You'
  
  'I Died So I Didn't Have To Listen To You Anymore'
  

• secretlife said on May 09, 2009....

  i've never seen one that i thought was good-
  my family just as the name on the back o fthe stone, and etchings-
  my dad has a lily pond-
  my brother in law has a golf course
  one my aunts has a beach/ocean scene......
   
  i'm getting creamated.
   

• one_wired_kitty said on May 09, 2009....

  Fun loving

  Understanding

  Caring

  Knows herself

  Youthful exuberance

  Outspoken

  Understated fashion sense

• andora said on May 09, 2009....

  sucks to be the living dead
  
  especially when peops like secretlife speak about burning - visualize it -- plan for it
  
  i'm sorry your father is dying alone unique - one of the things i hate about modern times
  

• Lucytorial said on May 09, 2009....

  Andora, her father is not dying alone. Maybe you should read a little more.  Her fathers wife just passed away.
   
  It sucks to have foot in mouth doesn't it.

• travelr712 said on May 09, 2009....

  lol lu, she really is cluess, isn't she?

• Lucytorial said on May 09, 2009....

  Trav I couldn't help myself....  the shit that dribbles from mouth almighty up there is clueless more than she will ever truly know.
   
  Sorry Andora but you are a dope sometimes, a real dope.

• gingersoul said on May 09, 2009....

  U-nee-k......cremation here for me. No urn to keep my ashes though..
  I would like to go back to nature, that's all.....
  I imagine my ashes being simply left on the sand, on some beach...the waves will come and will take them away.....
  
  Andora.....yes, Secret is planning to be cremated too. So what? What this choice has to do with being a living dead?
  
   

• GrapeKoolaid said on May 09, 2009....

  I want to be kept in a mausoleum, with all my pets, my family, my slaves (if I ever have them) interred together so that the British Museum can find me and reassemble me and keep me behind glass thousands of years from now.  :D
  
  No?  Too late for that? 
  
  Fine...  Cremation please.  But keep me in an urn on the mantle piece above the fireplace. 
  
  Inscription? 
  
  "Rub me for good luck"
  
  Figure that's a pretty cheap way to keep the urn polished. 
  

• mixednuts said on May 10, 2009....

  A LOVER OF LOVE

• uniquely-ironic said on May 10, 2009....

  Group answer - thank you all for your thoughts ....... except andora.  Really!  You ought to try reading the blog before you comment. :(  The really sad part of this whole exersize is that in the end, someone may conveniently overlook our wishes and do whatever they want with our remains.

• travelr712 said on May 10, 2009....

  i guess that's why i really don't care uni, cause i'm not gonna be able to affect their choices anyway, and i don't expect i'll care what happens to my meat puppet after i move out. hell, it's always stuffy headed, hungry, tired, too cold, too hot, and has a nasty pinched nerve in the lower back. it's really a pain in the ass to tell you the truth. if it weren't for needing it to type witty and insightful comments to you, i'd prolly chuck it already! :-P

• Lucytorial said on May 10, 2009....

  Uni ~ If its in your will then it must be done.... you can tie it all up in that one thing being done before any of an estate is released... expensive lawyers I know but still it can be done.

• uniquely-ironic said on May 10, 2009....

  trav - oh come on!  If you pick the right person you stand a chance of having one last word!
   
  Lu - I'm not sure anything I have to say is worth the price of an overly zealous lawyer.

• travelr712 said on May 10, 2009....

  guess i never thought about it like that uni

• uniquely-ironic said on May 10, 2009....

  trav - that's the beauty of an epitaph, no one can contradict it without looking like a jerk.  No one can critisize you because you're already gone.

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