Some background... I dated this guy two years ago. It was a casual relationship. I told him to be honest with me if he wanted to date other girls. I didn't care if he did or not, as long as he told me he was. We had THE greatest sex. He really knew how to work me. He really knew how to talk dirty, talk down to me. I loved hearing him groan and seeing his facial expressions as we had sex. This guy turned me on soooo much. He was really into his weed, smoked it constantly. He didn't call me that often or invite me out to parties with him and his pals. BUT one day, his cock tasted bitter. I assume it's from using a condom with some other girl. So, that was the straw that broke the camel's back.
Today, he texted me out of nowhere to say hello and ask me what's new, etc etc. Then the convo got interesting.
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me: really? how could your privates taste bitter then? lol but it wasnt just that. you just didnt invite me out to hang out didnt call me i always had to hit you up. but the bitter cock was the last straw. i mean seriously if you were a girl in my shoes and your cguy doesnt call goes out partying clubbing and then his cock tastes bitter what ELSE can you assume right?
{ him }: I can understand that but it could have been for a # of reasons for the way it tasted. I'm sorry. I'm still very sad about the whole thing.
me: it wasnt just that... it also seemed like you like your greens more than you liked me... its funny though cause i dont feel appreciated or feel special with my current bf either but at least i know that he is loyal and honest
{ him }: I really am hurt by you thinking i wasnt loyal to you. I admit I could have been more emotional and communicative but I never cheated on you
me: how come y ou didnt fight to stay and be with me?... you just took it and that was it. the lack of persistence just showed me that i didnt mean enough for you to hold on to. i cried when i had to let you guo cause i had high hopes for us
{ him }: I was very sad too. I wish you truly knew how i felt and thought of you. I was so entangled in all my mess i just didnt know what ot do. im sorry i let you go without a fight. that is all my fault.
me: well at least... we learned soemthing from our experience together and can carry that knowledge to future relationships. i still thought of you and hung on to the thought of you for a few months even when i eventually got with my bf before i totally let you go and stopped thinking of you
{ him }: I never stoopped thinking of you and i still have hope for you to come back to me.
me: didnt u just say that you wanted to be single?
{ him }: I did say that but that depends on what you compare it to. I want to be single compared to my gf now but I want to be in a relationship compared to you.
me: thats sweet... if i ever become single again i will hit you up and maybe we can see if sparks will fly... but right now i gotta work on my own relationship...
{ him }: I don't have doubts about sparks between y ou and me. I'll have my figners crossed for that call =)
me: i think you just miss the sex lol cause i know i did for awhile lol
{ him }: Hahah well I can't lie. The sex was phenomenal. Yum yum
me: well i got more reserved so these days i have sex like twicve a month. so thats what you can expect if we ever have sex again lol
{ him }: Hahah no worries I am confident I can fix that problem. I will make sure I get your sex drive back to normal ;-)
me: lolw ell maybe i like it only twice a month. lol what was so phenomenal about our sex? was it the dirty talk?
{ him }: Well maybe you only like it twice a month because ur man is not as good as you need him to be. =x the dirty talk was great but your actions were wayyyy better. I still think about you slapping your face with my dick =x
me: you dont do that with ur gf? and thats not MY action. Thats YOUR action. I just took it like a champ. lol
{ him }: No I dnt. Yes you did take it like a champ. I need a girl like you. You turn me on sooooooo bad.
me: why dont you do it with ur gf? you respect her more than me i take it?
{ him }: Its not about respect hun. Its about how much y ou drove me crazy and turned me on so ridiculously.
me: Yeah I remember how badly you were turned on how you would groan and had that look on your face. all you wanted to do was smoke then fuck lol
{ him }: Oh yeah I remember how I could not stand still when you worked your wonders on me. I would much rather have you smoke on m y pipe than for me to smoke a weed pipe
me: Nah I cant compete with your beloved weed lol i dunno aj... seems like all we did was just have sex... i dunno if im still down for just another sex romp you know? im becoming 28 this year and should be looking for something beyond incredible sex lol
{ him }: That is true in finding something more than just fantastic sex but why not have both. If you find a good bf but the sex is not what it should be, the relationship is bland. But with sexual chemistry, even if you fight and argue, you can always look forward to the mind blowing make-up sex. lol ;-) so with a great relationship like the one we had, you can have a good bf and wall shaking all night sex too =)
me: lol so whats up with your relationship anyhow?
{ him }: Its rocky. it's not as fun as i had with you. i miss the fun stuff.
me: All we did was play guitar hero (GH)
{ him }: That was so fun. Little things like that mean a lot ot me. Being able to do little things and still have so much fun. I never got to play guitar hero with you naked though.
me: lol you say it like its normal to play GH naked or something lol why do you play that with your friends? lol
{ him }: lol no I don't but that's why I wanted to play GH with you naked. It's not normal, that's why it'll be fun. So come n over and lets play GH ;-)
me: your gf will beat me down lol
{ him }: No you can take her. And maybe you two can start rip each others clothes off while you fight. I'll be on teh side with popcorn =x
me: how long you been with her?
{ him }: Three months officially. But I got duped. She's not who I thought she was. It was false advertising I tell youl. lol
me: how so? how did you meet her? hm lemme guess. Frys? Best buy? lol {note: we had met at a Frys electronics store}
{ him }: Lmao no silly. We had mutual friends and we met at a friends get together. Then spoke a lot on myspace since she lives so far in Corona. I dont really like long distance either
me: wow i thought you didnt have a myspace lol thats what u told me. caught in a lie lol
{ him }: Hey I didnt lie about that. I just got pretty recently so =P why do you always think the worst of me? =(
me: lol just playing silly :)
{ him }: =p what are you doing tonight?
me: got a lab till 550 then do hmwk thats due tmrw at 11 am then work out. you? i think you are just lonely. maybe your girl can move in with you? i bet your roommates were talking mad shit about me to her huh? probly thought i was a skank
{ him }: uh no to her moving in with me... hell no and no to my roommates talking bad about you. My roomy and peter and ann stioll ask me about you. They liked you a lot.
me: lol all your roommates knew about me was that we had tones of sex and that i never said hi to them lol. peter and ann were fun to hang out with... too bad it ended... do they like your girl now?
{ him }: They haven't met her. I dnt introduce everyone I date to my friends. If I do, it means a lot to me.
{ him }: I think you should come out with me and get some drinks instead.
me: so does that mean i meant a lot to you? you know... sometimes i try to teach my bf to be a lil like you. weird, huh? lol
{ him }: Yes, it means you meant and still do mean a lot to me. You cna teach him some things but you cant teach him to please you sexually like I do. Thats a natural talent and cant be taught =x
{ him }: Where do you work out at?
me: at home lol
{ him }: Oh I need a good workout, can you work me out too?
{ him }: Hey, would you like to have dinner with me tomorrow night?
me: i cant. sorry. in class right now.
{ him }: How about after class?
me: can't
{ him }: =(
me: I still have a bf remember?
{ him }: I do. And I have a gf. Both of whom dont satisfy us. Still doesn't mean we cant hang out.
me: I always tell my bf who I hang out with.
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UPDATE: I went looking for his myspace using his email address. His username has the word "ho" in it, his mood is "aroused" and it says he is infatuated. Last log-in was today. Obviously, all that was bull. lol I sent him a message calling him out for his bull and that he's just after one thing from me judging by his profile captions.
