"How To Negotiate With Terrorists" by HH Blowhard
Published on Saturday August 12, 2006
In this brilliant article, Blowhard explains the negotiating methods of terrorists, but I would like to entertain the current situation by citing where at least one more paragraph needs to be inserted in order to make my point to SMB, bloc, Kelly, CB, SR and all y'all, basically. Let's start here:
From there let's tie it to the current situation, shall we?
After many of these "detainees" are rounded up, it is found that they have information that could stop the destruction of a city, so the peacemakers use water-boarding and other non-lethal techniques in order to extract information from the terrorists. The city is saved, but the UN condemns the peacemakers for torture. The peacemakers who want to be nice to the terrorists turn public favor against the peacemakers who believe that there can never be peace until the terrorists are all dead, and all attempts to proceed with the killing of terrorists all but ceases. Meanwhile, the terrorists have beheaded over a dozen reporters (who happen to be friends of the peacemakers who want to be nice to the terrorists) and random tourists who never committed any crimes against the countries they were visiting.
And now we're back to the original article...
And hence, that is where we are now. Has anybody gotten it through their thick skulls yet that terrorists don't negotiate. That's why we don't negotiate with terrorists. If we are actively negotiating with terrorists, then that would make us terrorists, too. Get over it.



