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This is just a post with a few random thoughts and little updates on my life for those interested.

First I'd like to thank everyone who showed me support and kindness back when my daughter broke her arms and I was so upset. Damn that was a stressful time. I felt so horrible for her, and having to deal with that  crappy doctor made things even worse. Not a good time in my life.

But I'm happy to say she got her casts off a few weeks ago and now she's all back to normal like nothing happened. Kids are so resilient. In fact by the time she got them off, she had adapted so well that there wasn't much she couldn't do, even with the casts. 

So I'm pleased to have put that chapter behind us finally. And the kid who shoved her off the rock at school, he got suspended for a week. And it was shown that it was an accident because he was just horsing around and started to fall over himself, and in the course of that, he smashed into her and knocked her to the ground. 

He (or rather his parents, I'm sure) put together a very nice gift basket filled with treats and a stuffed frog (her favorite thing) and a new jacket that she'd been wanting. It was a cool gesture and my daughter said she forgave him for what happened since it was an accident. She's got a good heart...

In other pointless news, or rather more of a rambling, I was just discussing with someone the other night that the last several months for me have been pretty shitty. I've been under extreme stress, and have had some serious episodes of depression that led to me drinking an awful lot. Like way too much. I was a bad boy. 

And I did not take care of myself much at all. I ate crappy food, never slept, my blood pressure was up, I was drinking like a fish, I was popping painkillers for a toothache, chomping down valium and xanax for my anxiety, and I smoke like a chimney....i was a fucking basket case since around my birthday last december. 

And you know what? I never got sick this winter. Never. Not even once. Everyone around me was battling the colds from hell, respiratory problems resulting in hacking coughs that made it hard to breathe at all, stomach flus, ear infections. You name it. Everyone at my work was sick constantly all winter long. My daughter got sick, my wife got sick, and there I was. Healthy as could be. I had a few allergy attacks, but no illnesses whatsoever.

How the hell did that happen? Seriously. I was in the worst shape a person could be in, and doing everything wrong, and yet I was the only person who never got sick. And I always get sick at least once or twice every season. It's inevitable, especially when you have a child because they always get sick and bring home every germ possible.

I concluded that vodka must kill germs and all the orange juice I was drinking mixed in with that, has lots of vitamin C and shit. That's why I didn't get sick. Drinking killed all the germs! Sounds reasonable right?

Actually I have no idea. And no this isn't a public service announcement for everyone to add vodka to their daily vitamin routines. But it was just a little interesting to me that this happened....I did everything wrong, and yet I was the only healthy one. Weird huh?

Guess that's it. I'm sure I could say more, but I think that's all for now. Thanks for reading.


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  • uniquely-ironic said on Apr 27, 2009....
    LOL I like the way you think! (OJ for vit C, Vodka for germ killing)  for all I know you're right, or perhaps you just caught the luckiest of breaks.  Are you doing better for yourself now?  Be kind to yourself, your family needs you healthy.
  • secretlife said on Apr 27, 2009....
    hey u-i's home!  welcome home.
     
    i'm thinking that it's time for the tide to turn and the rest of 09 to be fabulous!
     
  • wishyouwerehere said on Apr 27, 2009....
    Mr. Box, you have my empathy here - anxiety certainly sucks ass.  My drink of choice, however, is the mojito.  It doesn't take more than 1 to knock me on my ass.  I haven't caught any colds, but I do have a pretty nasty stomach ulcer now.  Don't know for sure if it's related to the anxiety, though I suspect it might be ... but I like your line of thinking ;)
     
    Perhaps it isn't "manly," but you sound like the kind of guy who's comfy enough in his own skin - with that said, may I humbly suggest some yoga and mindful meditation?  It has been a real help to me - more so than the mojitos or the zanax!
     
    Glad to hear that your little one is doing better and the casts are off.  She sounds like a really special kid.
     
    All the best in your quest for peace and tranquility - Wishy
     
     
  • queenparanoia said on Apr 27, 2009....

    i think i should drink more...

    well thats nice that your daughter is fine now...

    i hope you could resolve your issues mr box... ;-)

  • the_infernal_optimist said on Apr 27, 2009....
    You know, Jaxl dear, I had a cold or two in the past six months and I was doing almost everything right -- so maybe you're onto something there! ;-)

    But I gotta say, vodka will probably not be boosting *my* immune system anytime soon unless they make it Dew flavored. :-p

    I'm hoping that the next six months (and beyond) are gonna be so much better than the past several have been for you!

    ~Infernal
  • RollingC said on Apr 28, 2009....
    You may have something there.  :^)
    I remember that back in my drinking days I very rarely got sick myself.
    Hmmmmmm.
    Rc
  • hotaka said on Apr 28, 2009....
    Well, I think no germs wanted to touch you. I think they like to run down a healthy body. Yours had a biohazard sign on it!

    I am glad to read about your daughter being free of the casts. I am sorry I read only the one post before but I could sympathize with you at least. It was very nice for the kid's parents to put that basket together. I am glad they showed conpassion and didn't try to make excuses for their son and avoid any responsibility. I hope the kid learned a lesson too. I know stupid accidents can easily happen on the playground so as long as he understood that horsing around up there is really unsafe maybe not only he but the whole school has learned a lesson in playground safety.

    By the way, I usually catch a cold every February and even though colds and flus were going on around me and people were getting stomach flus and even my wife was throwing up I came away scott free this year. I wasn't drinking but I was staying up way too late many nights and not getting enough sleep. Like today!
  • evil_twin said on Apr 28, 2009....
    That's actually pretty funny that drinking saved you from getting sick! But you might be onto something. It sounds crazy, but obviously it worked! Maybe I need to drink more? :-P I do hope that your stress levels get better though and that things don't seem so crazy anymore. I definitely know the feeling too well, as you know....

    Next time I feel a sniffle coming on, I'm gonna pour me some vodka! ;-)

    -Kyle
  • Hegemone said on Apr 28, 2009....
    Hello, nice to meet ya, I don't believe I've commented here before.  Anyway, well, the vitamin C from the OJ probably did help you not get the other illnesses ... but if you think about it Mr Box ... if you were in that bad of a state, couldn't you consider that as one long lasting illness?  Technically.  Glad to hear your daughter's arm is healed up nicely and that she has such a huge forgiving heart.  If only we could all hold on to that kind of sentiment.  Have a great day!
  • travelr712 said on Apr 28, 2009....
    whenever i start feeling a virus coming on, i get some theraflu, tylenol sinus and cheap whiskey. no little bugs can live in that environment :-)
     
    glad the little one is feeling better now.
  • gingersoul said on Apr 28, 2009....
    MisterVodka.....lol......sorry to disappoint you and ruin your little dream....but its only the Vitamin C in your orange juice that works the magic .....
     
    But hey...i love delusional people, they are highly creative ....lol.......
     
    About your bad months.....don't be too harsh on yourself......who doesn't have periods like these ones?
     
    Then what one can do is getting up and walk again in the sun....you will do it too {hugs}.... 
  • fragglesrock said on Apr 28, 2009....
    glad to hear that your daughter is doing well.  i'm going to happily try the vodka trick next time i start feeling a bit ill <cough><hack><sneeze> looks like the vodka's calling me ;)
  • PAPERBACKWRITER said on Apr 28, 2009....


    Captain Jack!  I was on my way to bed, and so glad I saw this before I turn in

    *big smile*

    Oooooooh, now I know the story behind the frog that Harper was cuddling on the picture!  I was going to ask by commenting but I got sidetracked by Mary. lol


    That was a great gesture.  So glad to read about this, you know I love happy endings :)


    I am happy you are better.  I am happy you blogged!!!  I need to drink on that pass me the vodka with OJ, fraggy! hihihi


    Always sending you and your family good thoughts :)


    paper ~


  • Mr_Box said on Apr 28, 2009....
    Ms. Ironic.....lol, glad you think my crazy germ fighting idea might work! I have been doing much better lately than I was before. Life just got a bit too much for awhile, and someone kept throwing me curveballs. But thank you for asking.

    secretlife....I sure hope you're right. Thanks.

    Wishy....I dunno about the yoga, but I used to be very good at meditation type relaxation. It was just very difficult for awhile to get my heart to stop racing and leaping out of my chest in order to concentrate. But I'm doing much better now. Thank you.

    queenie p....lol, yeah maybe you should drink more to stay healthy? ;-) I'm feeling better now than I was feeling.. Thanks.

    Infernally....try mixing vodka w/mountain dew! I can't imagine anything grosser, but I don't like mountain dew ;-) I hope that things look up for me too and my brain can relax...

    Rolling C....someone else lends credibility to my ponderings! lol

    hotaka...lol, yeah germs were scared of me so they just kept their distance. The thing that happened at the school was a huge lesson I think for a lot of the kids. I just hope nothing like that ever happens again to anyone's kid. I guess we both just got super lucky this season not getting sick huh?

    Kyle....I'm telling you, it worked for me! lol But yeah I know you get the stress and anxiety thing. I guess it was my turn to not handle that sort of thing so well huh?

    Hegemone...hey there. Yeah, technically being miserable in my brain was a long illness, but in terms of catching germs and stuff, I seemed to be immune! Don't they say stress and crap make you more vulnerable to illnesses? I dunno. Not recommending my lifestyle to anyone, just found it curious...I agree w/you, if only we could all be as forgiving as my daughter...

    trav....thanks. see, someone else adds alcohol into their prevention of illness routine...lol you should just add some OJ too and I bet you'd be immortal ;-)

    ginger...Iol, well i wouldn't say it was a dream of mine that vodka is actually a miracle wonder cure. It was just something I found curious. I'm not delusional. Ouch. I was just pondering something I found atypical to everything doctors tell you is bad for you. But I am very creative so you got that part right. I'm feeling better now and I'll be fine. Thanks you. 

    fraggles....thank you. lol, yes, try my miracle cure all and let me know if it works ;-)
  • Mr_Box said on Apr 28, 2009....
    paper....I almost missed ya there :-) Actually that frog in the picture is a bird feeder! But Harper loves anything and everything to do with frogs...lol It's nice to hear from you though, and I'm doing my best to blog a bit here and there. My vodka and OJ not only cures colds but it helps me write blogs ;-) lol just kidding. Take care of yourself. 
  • PAPERBACKWRITER said on Apr 28, 2009....

    hahahahahahaha!  I will remember that when my brain freezes on me again, and I don´t have blogging spirits ;) hahaha

    nighty nite, Captain Jack!


    <3 paper ~ your loyal matey, har! lol


  • the_infernal_optimist said on Apr 28, 2009....
    Jaxl: You'd think that, considering circumstances, certain people would never forget that the person they comment to is as real as they are. Or maybe after a while if there's not any genuine interest there, they lose even the pretense of caring enough to think about what they say before they say it? I think the only delusion around here is that someone can say whatever the hell they want and nobody will notice.

    Vodka and Mt. Dew? The last thing I mixed with Dew didn't turn out so well, lol, but that was years ago...I don't even remember what it was. But it was gross! :-p That might've been the only Dew I ever willingly dumped out.

    ~Infernal
  • travelr712 said on Apr 28, 2009....
    lol! you're probably right mr box! i've been doing that for over 20 years, and my colds last @ 1/4 as long as everyone elses. if it works, why change it?
  • Mr_Box said on Apr 28, 2009....
    paper....lol, yeah sometimes a little vodka gets the gears moving in a rusty brain. Works for me! Nighty night, matey ;-)

    Infernally....well i guess delusional means I'm creative? lol I dunno. I think that mountain dew and vodka would be creative so it's no surprise I suggested it huh? ;-) 

    trav...I suggest you add the OJ to your regimen and maybe your colds will last even less time? something to ponder....lol
  • travelr712 said on Apr 28, 2009....
    well, when i can afford oj again, i'll do that boxey :-)
  • Mr_Box said on Apr 28, 2009....
    trav....sorry you can't afford OJ. It's cheaper than whiskey though! But a lot less fun...lol 
  • Mda2 said on Jun 26, 2009....
    I found your post becuase I wanted to see if I was the only one. Unlike you I do everything right - exercise, eat right, supliment regime that includes high doses of vit-c and immune boosters. However, I got sick multiple times throughout the year without fail. Nearly three years ago I switched from rye to vodka, which I drink at least once a week. I haven't gotten as much as a sniffle since. It has now been nearly three years that I haven't caught so much as a sniffle with the wife and kids sick all around me (including the flu), which is unheard of, and the only change to my lifestyle has been the weekly consumption of vodka. I'm not sure of the mechanism but I'm convinced it's the vodka. I know people will laugh at this but they laughed when it was first proposed that ulcers may be caused by a simple bacteria (h-pylori). It's often the things that sound absurd that turn out to be true.

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