• beyondtheveil said on Apr 24, 2009....

  If you pulled out the other wire to level them, would your girls look like they fell off the shelf? 

• fragglesrock said on Apr 24, 2009....

  oh hell! i can honestly say that you made me snicker out loud and my co-worker happened to be in the area and raised his eyebrow at me as to ask "WHY are you laughing at your computer?"

• wolfafterurazz said on Apr 24, 2009....

  What ever happened to halter tops? I love to see nipples through a shirt it so damn hot........man I remember the old days.............trash them over the shoulder bolder holders.................be free baby.............thats why I are boxers instead of tighty whities ~ wink ~ wink ~ WOLF

• CayenneMan said on Apr 24, 2009....

       My boobs are pretty flat :o(  but I have have a tiny bit of nipple action going on :o)  .
  I held one of those "thing a ma jigs" up to my chest one day and looked in the mirror. It looked like a pair of eyes staring at me !   And then it winked !  :o)     I ain't done it since . . .
  

• fragglesrock said on Apr 24, 2009....

  wolf - halter tops? are we talking the 70's style halter tops with the shorty shorts long tube socks and roller skates?  i used to be able to let them free but somehow gravity has taken over. you'll NEVER catch me in a halter top! you have to be sporting a pretty trim bod for one of those! :)  i agree with you on the tighty whities.  tighty whities and bikini's on a man are a huge turn off for me.  gimmie a boxer man any day, even boxer briefs!
   
  cman - what the hell are you going on about? a pair of eyes that winked?! roflmao!!! i'm glad to hear that you ain't done it since! shew!

• Hegemone said on Apr 24, 2009....

  UGH, I hate when that happens Frags!  There is no feeling that quite matches that under wire pinch.  They've brought tears on me before.  It always seems like the best bras break though, doesn't it?  Guess they can only be the best for so long.  Lol, oh, and I liked your phrase "breastal area"!

• fragglesrock said on Apr 24, 2009....

  hegs - the best are only the best for so long b/c they get the most use and wear out the fastest :)

• travelr712 said on Apr 24, 2009....

  ya know, women used to complain to me that i wouldn't replace my old underwear. good to know that it's not just a man thing :-D

• crybabylu said on Apr 24, 2009....

  { laughing }  I could see myself doing the same thing.  Bras are expensive!

• fragglesrock said on Apr 24, 2009....

  trav - my bra wasn't old! i guess it is now :)

  crybaby - i'm so cheap i'd probably fashion something out of coconuts and string before i go invest in a new bra ;)

• cntlvmenuf said on Apr 24, 2009....

  Oh no! Did u keep the wire?? You can put it back in and saw the hole up....and keep a needle handy in case it finds another escape route.
  
  I just hate it coz its the same case with me....I had this cute bra that fit perfectly with lace on the side.....all that lace is now tore up :-( Its always the best ones that get ruined!!!
  

• queenparanoia said on Apr 24, 2009....

  i agree with cntlvmenuf. you could put te wire back and sew the sides. this happened a lot to me. lol... i'm lazy to find a new bra. besides the perfect fit is hard to find... ;-)

• uniquely-ironic said on Apr 24, 2009....

  God woman!  You're giving us all a bad name!  straighten up those girls and yank that second wire or change support garments! LMAO  I so needed to read this.

• nonameneeded said on Apr 24, 2009....

  ah, the handy man special... i like it.

• woman said on Apr 24, 2009....

  Buy a new bra. Personally I hate hate hate underwires, but I know for sure that ONE underwire is a mistake!!

• Lucytorial said on Apr 24, 2009....

  Take the other wire out before the cops pull your sorry ass over for bad booby management... you will get a HUGE fine.

• fragglesrock said on Apr 24, 2009....

  first of all....me? sew? whoever told any of you that i have one iota of domestication about me is lying through their teeth!!!!!!!!!  it's sad, i can barely sew a button, i don't iron, i hate to cook :)

• chizad40 said on Apr 24, 2009....

  damn girl!! look at this post..... all you had to do is put "boobs" in your title and trillions of people post comments... awesome!! haha. it's all in your head darling....... c'mon! i'll bet your boobs are perfect! there is no such thing as crooked boobs..... even if there were, all boobs are wonderful!!  haha........

• scipio said on Apr 25, 2009....

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• scipio said on Apr 25, 2009....

  I hope your boobs were not "puppets on a string" - or as  in this case on a wire. May be they got tired of perfoming balancing acts & the wire snapped.....

  Typically, talking of boobs, my post got posted 4 times .... in a sort of stammer...  LOL

• phoeby said on Apr 25, 2009....

  oh god, crooked boobs are my absolute nemesis. 
  
  
  i go to extreme lengths to make sure the nipples are even. 
  
  
  there's just nothing worse i tell you, than one lump and one down when you're going to gym.

  
  

  it looks sorta like, "did the surgeon really screw up or something?"

  
  

  do you know what i mean? i paid good money i bloody well want them to be even!!!

  
  

  
  

• phoeby said on Apr 25, 2009....

  anyway, i thought you were a boy.
  
  
  are we talking about man-boobs? or girl-boobs?

• travelr712 said on Apr 25, 2009....

  well phoeby, since i'm not sure if fraggs will be able to use her computer for the next day or so, i'll answer for her. she's a girl :-)

• dyingman said on Apr 25, 2009....

  When Dyingwife's favorite bras die their natural deaths, we hold candlelit vigils.
  
  The kids are very confused, but there's no doubting the trauma my wife feels.  It must be on the level of a pet.  Not a dog or cat but easily guinea pig or hamster level.
  
  BTW, I've always had a soft spot for the ladies that refer to their breasts as 'girls'.
  
  *DM
  
  

• bluegum said on Apr 25, 2009....

  You know the old saying Frags no pics it didn't happen ,soooo put up Frags put up.blue.

• BEWELL said on Apr 25, 2009....

  
  

  We have a video of frag singing; LOL
  

• woman said on Apr 25, 2009....

  Blue, You are getting to be BOLD!! I remember when I thought you were just sweet and shy!!!

• wishyouwerehere said on Apr 25, 2009....

  Reminds me of a little song ...
   
  Do your boobs hang low?  Do they wobble to and fro?  Can you tie them in a knot?  Can you tie them in a bow?  Can you throw them over your shoulder, like a continental soldier?  .... Do your boobs ... hang ... low??
   
  LMAO, Fraggies.

• bluegum said on Apr 25, 2009....

  
  
  Wishy what a beauty lol. blue .
  
  
  
  
  Woman you are so right i will get a reputation .blue.

• Brunettebmshell said on May 01, 2009....

  
  
  Hahaha! Awwww I have totally had that happen to me! I had a nice white lacey, slightly padded push up that I LOVED.... poor thing didn't stand a chance though. Major blow out within the 3rd month of wearing it : ( 
  
  
  I love that you're still wearin in though.. even though the rack might be a little slanted. Hey, a favorite bra is a favorite bra!
  
  
  BB

• Sir. said on May 02, 2009....

  dooo, your boobs flip- flop?
  can you use them for a mop?
  are they curly at the bottom?
  are they stretchy at the top?
  can you use them for a swatter?
  can you use them for a blotter?
  do your boobs flip-flop?
  
  i remember that from elementary school.
  

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