Tell me the funniest things you've ever heard, witnessed, or did in your lifetime. I've been having it rough lately and I need to laugh. Or just tell me a joke, a good one please. Lame jokes are plainly that...lame. lol Entertain Me. =]
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travelr712 said on Apr 23, 2009....
two canibles were eating a clown and one of them said 'does this taste funny to you?' -
Edriisxe said on Apr 23, 2009....
Wooow..what I say about lame jokes...haha...Honestly, it made me laugh tho. ^-^ -
crybabylu said on Apr 23, 2009....
Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have a pint of blood."
The second one says, "I'll have one, too."
The third one says, "I'll have a pint of plasma."
The bartender says, "So, that'll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?" -
beyondtheveil said on Apr 24, 2009....
A Southwest Airlines stewardess : "Welcome aboard Southwest Airlines. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle and pull tight. It works like every other seatbelt, and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are travelling with two small children, decide now which you love more." -
cntlvmenuf said on Apr 24, 2009....
OH MY! To make it stand, You wet it !
To make it wet, You suck it !
To make it stiff, You lick it !
To get it in, You push it!
Damn !
Threading a needle when you're older is a BITCH.Get your mind out of the GUTTER!!!!!
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fragglesrock said on Apr 24, 2009....
i SUCK with jokes! can NEVER remember them! one of the funniest things that happened to me was when i had just bought a bicycle at a garage sale, i was trying to shove it into the trunk of my car, the bicycle didn't budge but with the force of my body i ended up jamming my waist/hips into the body of the bicycle and i was stuck. i had this bicycle wrapped around my waist and i was yelling help and the two ladies running the garage sale were real uppity witches and just sat there and stared at me and whispered behind their hands. i finally pulled my body free from the car, but the bike came with it and i was still stuck with this bicycle wrapped around me. man i was tangled up good. if i didn't have such a big waist i wouldn't have been in such a predicament. i felt like winnie the pooh when he gets stuck in the hole in the wall.
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Edriisxe said on Apr 26, 2009....
Hahahahahahaha....only to some of you. lol I'm finally back from my trip so here we go.Crybaby: I think i got the blood being bud....but the whole plasma think...no. Lost me. I'm not that much of a drinker to know. Someone explain that to me. =\BTV: Oh My...*mouth drops* Wasnt expecting that. Wow. Thats the best. Took me a while to laugh cuz of that last part. Plus...as pathetic as i can be, I was thinking of reasons behind why i'd keep one child over the next. I felt a little bad, but what if someone was really in that predicament? What would you do? This is open to everyone!! (Theres another blog so you can answer this question. Find It!)CNTL: Wet it, suck it, push it.You betcha I thought of wha i thought. My mind is relatively happy in the gutter. =]Fraggles: Oh goodness i'm sorry? How did you get out? Those Son of a Witches! I hope they get their asses stuck in something. Hope they never get free. -
travelr712 said on Apr 26, 2009....
if a man speaks in the woods and there's no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? -
Edriisxe said on Apr 26, 2009....
LMAO Yes they are always wrong.
jkjk....i don't think they are always wrong. But its funny. Usually, depending on the man, they are smarter than women. Men are so fun and entertaining. Thats why i hang around them more.
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