• sweetnessorange said on Apr 12, 2009....

  Do you like to watch your partner masturbate?

  never have

   

  Is masturbation necessary for your orgasm?

  i cym when he's in me just fine

   

  Have you masturbated while being spied upon (pretending not to know)?

  hee hee yeh when i was young ha ha rfor my cussin

   

  Or masturbated in a crowd (undetected)?

  hell no

   

  Do you masturbate in the car? If yes, when driving, parked, or both?

  hell no

   

  Are you an exhibitionist?

  hell yes

   

  Are you a voyeur?

  not much

   

• desdemona said on Apr 12, 2009....

  1 - when i have watched guys jerk off it was kind of a turn on but i've never just watched a guy jerk off to climax cause by then i'm on it LOL!!!!!!!
   
  2 - i like to rub my clit when the guy is in me. the combo is the bomb!!!!! i also used to have a partner who did that for me and he did it just right mmmmm i miss that. mmmmm
   
  3 - this guy used to be able to see right down into my bedroom and i caught him spying on me from his apartment - and once i knew he was there, i got used to the idea and i would run around nearly naked sometimes but never all the way - tease tease
   
  4 - on the bus a couple of times i have!!!! i'm not saying exactly how, but it was suttle, very suttle...hee hee....and i had to put on my poker face!!
   
  5 - i have done it in the car at the beach when i was sitting there waiting in a bathing suit and almost naked anyway - LOL - i got bored!!! iit was kind of exciting because i wondered if people could tell what i was up to LOL
   
  6 - i like to look at dick shots and i did spy on an ex roomate when he was showering, he had a hard on and i saw it through a crack in the door. i got really turned on and couldn't help peeking..............................
   
  i think i felt my first sexual attraction when i was 7....honestly
   

• StoneMaster said on Apr 12, 2009....

  Do you like to watch your partner masturbate? Man, sometimes that is ALL that I CAN do >>>>>>>>ya know?????

  Is masturbation necessary for your orgasm? Assuming you mean when I'm alone??? Of course not whne I'm i\enjoying a moist vagina!!! I'm getting so excited I can't type!!!

  Have you masturbated while being spied upon (pretending not to know)? I can't do it when somet\one's watching - just like going to the bathroom!!

  Or masturbated in a crowd (undetected)? Ha!! You know, once I worked in this office with two-way glass windows - we could see out but no one outside could see in. I used to sit there beating off while honeys strolled by just a few feet away outside. That was a pretty easy time.

  Do you masturbate in the car? If yes, when driving, parked, or both? I shall give it a try but don't they arrest you for that?

  Are you an exhibitionist? No, I'm shy.

  Are you a voyeur? Yes, I'm a watcher baby.......watchman.....dr. manhandle .... stonemasturbator........>>>>>>!!!!

• DaddysLittleSlut said on Apr 13, 2009....

  Do you like to watch your partner masturbate?

  i like to watch most anyone masturbate

   

  Is masturbation necessary for your orgasm?

  no

   

  Have you masturbated while being spied upon (pretending not to know)?

  Once didn't know someone was listening. I wished he would have joined me. And like to be watched when i do know as long as my partner has or will be satisfied.

   

  Or masturbated in a crowd (undetected)?

  yes.. at work all the time

   

  Do you masturbate in the car? If yes, when driving, parked, or both?

  yes, yes, yes

   

  Are you an exhibitionist?

  sort of  - I'm not proud of my body so i don't have the confidence but if I believe the audience is appreciative, then I am not shy.

   

  Are you a voyeur?
  absolutely.. i love watching but never seem to catch anyone doing anything.  All those hotel windows and everyone is watching tv :(

   

• PieterOpie said on Apr 13, 2009....

  Most of my answers will be of historical interest only since I no longer function in a sexual way.  I am now a born-again virgin due to lack of use.  Other answers will be speculative in that I would do if I did, but I don't.  The rest I will invent or lie through my teeth about.  I refuse to say which is which.   This is a violation of my privacy and I object having to answer these compulsory questionnaires on Soulcast.  It's beastly!!! 
  
  Do you like to watch your partner masturbate?
  
  Oh shit u yes!!!  I looove it... or I did, or would - if I could....  but won't.
  
  
  
  Is masturbation necessary for your orgasm?
  
  Well, something is necessary... It usually works.  I'm not sure I understand this question.  Of course it's necessary - unless.... oh never mind.  HUH???  but...... what???
  
  
  
  Have you masturbated while being spied upon (pretending not to know)?
  
  What?  I'm not stupid.  NO!!  Fuck 'em.  Why should they have more fun than me.   (pure theory only - it's never come up... haha - pun...)
  
  
  
  Or masturbated in a crowd (undetected)?
  
  ehhhhhh.........  well, ehhh..... sort of... in a way.............................  YES!!!!!   happy now?  yes yes yes!!!!   On a bus - at night - in the dark - carefully  (blush)
  
  
  
  Do you masturbate in the car? If yes, when driving, parked, or both?
  
  Not usually.   Unusually - maybe.  
  
  
  
  Are you an exhibitionist?
  
  no.   I'm very shy.    so is my penis.....  STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!!!!
  
  
  
  Are you a voyeur?
  
  Not really...........  I would DIE if I got caught.  so... no.   If I could get away with it?   hmmmm......... maybe, but no.    But I would like to be.....
  
  
  
  There!!!  You weirdo.  I hope that doesn't go into my profile.  Or yours......
  

• solarpanel said on Apr 14, 2009....

  So many questions, so little time (in between masterbations). Watch..............sure, necessary, only when I'm by myself.....while being watched........yes, and I sure hope so, what a vicarious kick! I would not hessitate to masterbate for a girl if she really wanted me to do it in front of her.Not in a crowd when anyone could tell, but yes when it seemed necessary and desirable. Of course I have done it in the car, driving as well. Once was out driving around and was getting so excited (lots of fabulous girls wearing next to nothing) I pulled up to a corner where some girls were standing talking and with the window rolled down went to it, knowing they were observing and as it turned out they laughed with that silly kind of response and I know that experience was the talk of the school the next week! I am a hopeless exihibionist, love being outside naked, almost anywhere but don't want to make others too uncomfortable either........beaches are the best, people don't expect you to ware much and if you wear nothing it's not that big a deal in a lot of situations. Voyeur..................I think I'd rather be the one watched :) So, hows your research coming??

• mOOn_platOOn said on Apr 14, 2009....

  O

   ...Very good...very good...keep going people....come on.... don't be shy...

  O

• PieterOpie said on Apr 14, 2009....

  P
  
  
  weirdo....
  
  
  
  P
  

• mOOn_platOOn said on Apr 14, 2009....

  O
   
  wOw - can't believe that only 5 and 1/2 of you had the gonads to give us some glimpse into the private life of masturbators - come now, hasn't anyone even more light to shed on this shadowed subject - mankind needs to know!!!
   
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• checkeredpast said on Apr 14, 2009....

  Do you like to watch your partner masturbate?

  men jacking off works for me.

   

  Is masturbation necessary for your orgasm?

  no, i like a man inside of me, actually - that's the only way I cum hard

   

  Have you masturbated while being spied upon (pretending not to know)?

  i pretend not to know frequently - with my vibrator (man substitute)

   

  Or masturbated in a crowd (undetected)?

  er --- um ----- hmmmm - no

   

  Do you masturbate in the car? If yes, when driving, parked, or both?

  BJs in the car, I have given - i've had sex in the car plenty - but plain ol' masturbatin' - naw

   

  Are you an exhibitionist?

  dude you saw my pictures on tnp's anatomy post didn't you - you were there -

   

  Are you a voyeur?

  yeah i get off on watching the deed when my neighbors go at it - they're both fairly hot - yes, i enjoy watching a lot, it does get me hooooooooot (that looks like HOOT heh) hot!!!

   

• Plato's*Republic said on Apr 15, 2009....

  I am 19 and I was driving me and my boyfriend home one night after a party.I was wearing a short skirt with silk panties on. My boyfriend started to finger me when I was driving. I had never done this before. I was driving around 55 mph trying to keep the car in the lane. We were approaching a red light when I started to have an organism. I had a hard time trying to push down the brake pedal and stop the car during the organism. I don't know how but I was able to stop the car at the red light. Be carefull and try not to organism when you are near a stop light and have to push the brake pedal because I almost coulden't stop the car.

• TheUndergroundEagle said on Apr 15, 2009....

  Be careful y'all - or this could be YOU: from today's headlines------

  Punta Gorda Police today arrested a 65-year-old Port Charlotte man after he was caught masturbating in the parking lot of Kiddieland at Gilchrist Park. Witnesses notified police that as they parked their vehicle next to the man, they noticed he was masturbating while seated in his black Jeep. Robert F. Desmarais of 3453 Beacon Avenue, Port Charlotte, was arrested for Exposure of Sexual Organs, a first degree misdemeanor. A Punta Gorda Police Officer responded to the scene and found evidence that Desmarais had indeed been masturbating. The officer interviewed Desmarais who stated he brought his 8-year-old granddaughter to Kiddieland and remained in the car while she played on the playground. Desmarais admitted to masturbating in his vehicle while his granddaughter played in the park. Desmarais was transported to the Charlotte County Jail. The granddaughter was returned to the custody of her mother. The Department of Children and Families was notified of the incident and an interview of the granddaughter is pending.

• sheemAfeM said on Apr 15, 2009....

  Masturbating Under The Influence or Driving While Stimulated

   

  Sex act fatal crash driver jailed 

  A drink-driver who killed a father and son in a motorway crash was performing a sex act on himself minutes before the collision, a court heard.

  Imran Hussain was driving at speeds of up to 120mph minutes before he ploughed into the back of a Fiat Punto carrying the Proctor family, from Wakefield.

  Gary Proctor, 47, and son James, 16, died in the smash on the M62 motorway near Rochdale, on 3 August.

  Hussain, of Bradford, was jailed for eight years at Manchester Crown Court.

  Death threat

  The 32-year-old, of Como Avenue, pleaded guilty to two counts of causing death by dangerous driving and one count of driving with excess alcohol at a previous hearing.

  The court heard that Hussain's erect penis was exposed when motorists came to his aid after the crash.

  This man has taken Catherine Proctor's entire family away from her in one fell swoop
  

  Judge Andrew Blake told him: "At the least it must have been a symptom you were not giving your full attention to driving."

  He sentenced him to eight years for each of the two counts of causing death by dangerous driving, to be served concurrently.

  Hussain, a car dealer and father-of-four, was also banned from driving for 15 years.

  Prosecutor Andrew Nuttall said Hussain had rowed with his wife hours before the crash and left the family home on Como Avenue for a night out with friends in Leeds.

  He later stopped at a service station in Leeds in the early hours, where he was described as "staggering and clearly drunk".

  When challenged about ripping open a bag of crisps, he told the cashier: "I'll find out where you live and will kill you."

  The Proctors were on their way to catch a flight to the US

  Police examined his mobile phone and discovered that he had called directory inquiries to request the number of an escort agency about 30 minutes before the crash.

  Mr Nuttall said he called the agency - which provides female escorts on an hourly basis - but it was closed.

  He said: "His attempts to contact the agency and the finding of him with an erect penis out of his trousers indicates that he was sexually excited and clearly handling his penis whilst he was driving and at the time of the collision."

  Hussain's erratic driving in his Audi Q7 was reported to police by three groups of concerned motorists minutes before the crash.

  Mr Nuttall said that, moments before the collision, the vehicle was seen lane-hopping, before veering across the carriageway and into the back of the Proctors' Fiat Punto.

  Several motorists stopped to help, including Christian Downard and his two friends.

  Mr Nuttall said the trio went to help Hussain and saw that his penis was out of his trousers. He tried to run away and hurled abuse.

  The Proctors had been travelling to Manchester Airport to fly out to Florida for a family holiday.

  Mr Proctor's wife, Catherine, aged 44, survived the crash, but suffered serious rib and arm injuries.

  'Life shattered'

  In a statement released by police, Mrs Proctor said no words could describe the devastation her family felt.

  "No-one should ever go through the nightmare I have suffered over the last four months," she said.

  "My whole life has been shattered. My hopes and dreams for the future have been taken away from me and the rest of my family. We will never recover from this."

  Speaking after the hearing, Sgt Phil Robinson, of Greater Manchester Police, said: "This man has taken Catherine Proctor's entire family away from her in one fell swoop.

  "Not only had he got behind the wheel of his car when drunk, but he had driven so dangerously it is actually a wonder that he did not ruin anyone else's life that day."

• TheUndergroundEagle said on Apr 15, 2009....

  I found another one - hey sheemA I like yours. Mr. Nuttall???? That's gotta be a joke!!!!
   
  A Morgan Hill man was booked into Santa Clara County Jail on a variety of charges Saturday afternoon after officers found drugs in his vehicle and 74 pornographic magazines.
  
  Bruce Yokoi, 56, was arrested for possession of hashish, possession of marijuana in a vehicle and committing a lewd act in public.
  
  Officers found Yokoi, who is a security guard and was in uniform, in his vehicle parked on Monterey Road near the Dari Delite Drive-In, according to Morgan Hill police Cmdr. David Swing. Yokoi admitted to officers that he had been masturbating in the vehicle.
  
  While searching the vehicle, officers found the magazines and 9.5 grams of marijuana and just over a gram of hashish, Swing said.
  

• TheUndergroundEagle said on Apr 15, 2009....

  WOW there's a lot of these - here's one more to scare ya outta whacking off publicly...
   

  An Estero man was arrested Tuesday after authorities say he parked his Chrysler on a U.S. 41 service road in San Carlos Park and sat masturbating in the driver's seat, according to Lee County sheriff's reports.

  Kenneth Pryor, 63, of 4651 Torrey Pines Court, was jailed overnight on a misdemeanor sex offense charge. A deputy reported just before 4 p.m. seeing a bicyclist pass Pryor's car near Constitution Boulevard and veer away quickly after looking inside. The deputy went to investigate and found Pryor masturbating with a pornographic magazine in hand, according to sheriff's reports.

• sheemAfeM said on Apr 15, 2009....

  No eagle I did not make this up. Nuttall is correct. You have some balls calling me a liar. ;)

• sheemAfeM said on Apr 15, 2009....

  Nutts to you

• celestialspace2001 said on Apr 15, 2009....

  I am going to try it!!!!! LOL

• Dreamknightx said on Apr 15, 2009....

  Jerking off around people is fun, but it can have an overall negative influence on your personality. For example, there's twenty minutes left on the bus ride home and you're all alone in the back. You begin spanking and all of a sudden a terrifying wave of paranoia rushes over you. Frantically looking around, you pay attention to every little thing people say because you're worried they might catch on to your horrible agenda. A girl in the front of the bus says, "Look at that flower," to her friend. You hear that and think, "Flower? Plant? Tree? Log? Wood? Does she know? Holy shit!" Panicking, you quickly cover up and look around the bus for hidden cameras and mirrors.

  See what I mean? You have to be confident. Even if people do catch on that you're stroking, you must maintain control and stay calm. One time I was bored so I took off my pants and furiously beat off. Everything was going great until I lost control and huffed loudly. At that point, everybody in the church turned around and stared at me. I shouted, "It's okay, I'm just showing the lord my respect. It just so happens that my respect is in my pants." I went into the confession booth to finish the job but the priest was in there. I said to him, "Father, yes, I have sinned. In fact, I am sinning right now... and my sin is getting all over the damn booth. Do you have a Kleenex by any chance?"

  Have you ever jerked off during class? You're sitting in fifth period English right after lunch and you have that young blonde substitute teacher with the cute little glasses and her hair done up in a bun. She's up talking about adverbs and pronouns, but all you can think is "Man I'd like to get her in the Janitor's closet."

  You start thinking, "Maybe if I just touched it a little, other students won't notice." As your hand gets close to your goods, you think, "What if I really do it? What if I actually flog my penis during school?" That triggers another thought, "Even if I don't get caught, will god punish me? Are angels watching? Will I go to hell?" Just when your pants are unzipped, the teacher calls on you to give your presentation. When you stand up, a cool breeze whips your nuts. You hesitate for a moment because something doesn't seem right. You look down and your balls are hanging out of your pants and flopping around on your notebook.

  Have you ever self-scrogged in a movie theater? You're in the back row all by yourself because you have no friends so you begin thinking, "This movie is really boring, but Milla Jovovitch is looking pretty damn sexy right now." No big story.

  You're sitting on a plane with your parents while that hot stewardess stands in front of the isle instructing you on how to buckle your seatbelt. Her ignorance and fake smile turn you on, so you run to the little bathroom and whip out your tool. Meanwhile, you got that asshole outside knocking on the door saying, "Hey, my kid is in trouble here, could you please hurry?"

  A half an hour later, the stewardess comes and knocks on the bathroom door. She says, "Excuse me sir, but we're landing shortly, I'm going to have to ask you to return to your seat." It's hard to stop once you've started, and here you are being asked to sit down when you still got another ten minutes to go. You return to your seat and continue without even pulling up your pants. Everyone on the plane is listening to you squeal like a pig and meanwhile, your parents don't know what the hell is going on. The captain comes out screaming. You look at him and say, "I'm sitting with my seatbelt on. I'm not smoking. I have no electronic appliances turned on. I don't see any 'no masturbation' signs. What's the problem, Captain?"

  Have you ever beat off in a public restroom? That's scary stuff. You walk in, lock the door, and at first it feels like you're home free until you take off your trousers. At the point you start suspecting all kinds of crazy things. First you think people are watching from the vent and laughing at you, then you see small holes in the wall that could contain hidden cameras. Suddenly you feel extremely guilty and embarrassed. You even start suspecting that the mirror is the one-way kind in interrogation rooms. I gotta tell you, it's all true.

  From now on, when you masturbate in public, just keep in mind that people are probably watching and it's a good chance that your parents will find out. Hell, do it anyway. It's not like there's anything anyone is going to do about it. Everybody masturbates. Even your parents do it occasionally. Just go look in your dad's "secret" drawer. Every dad has a secret drawer where he keeps his bible, will, and porno. You know what I'm talking about. Even girls do it, a lot of them will claim, "No, only 80% of females masturbate." Bullshit.

• raulraffinknockknock said on Apr 17, 2009....

  Masturbation\\ is for the weak of mind...simpleton behavior equal to the chimpanzee ... wasted seed and wasted lives ... spasms for morons whose own hand must substiture for passion ... fucking losers ... where are the real men?

• PieterOpie said on Apr 17, 2009....

  Raulralldfjeuwenshwhwbwggffjkkk  said:    "Masturbation\\ is for.... <a whole lot of crap> etc etc blah blah..."
  
  Raul obviously feels rather guilty about playing with his undoubtedly swollen-from-constant-abuse penissssss...  (silly silly silly)
  
  Personally I think it was god's greatest invention.... if I believed in god that is - which I do not.  But it is one of nature's best pressure valves that stops humans (and many other creatures) from going completely nuts from sexual frustration.  I think we can imagine what a society of frustrated people would be like...  TENSE!!!!   Very very TENSSSSSE!!!!!!    However since 99.999999999999% of us do play with "it" we are now only depressed because we need to masturbate so often. 
  

• HollyGoLightly said on Apr 17, 2009....

  *moonman* while I'm not sure you've ever read my blog, i address most of these questions in my blog, as a self-confessed nympho...i must spread my ummm...pleasure far and wide, however....i'm interested (in the name of science, human sexuality expressly...) in contributing to your worthy cause however I can...so here goes...
   
  1) I love, repeat, love, to watch a man (especially a man of mine) stroking himself before me...that is such an over-the-top erotically charged turn-on to my always-alert sexual radar, it's like instant heat between my legs...mmmm, yes, my answer is a rousing, unequivocal YES!
   
  2) oh no, no, no... it's a smash bang bonus...however, never necessary to me...I'm forever on the edge...
   
  3) this is the stuff of many people's fantasies...but some of us are bold in our sexuality...and revel in living our hottest fantasies...the first time I experienced the absolute slutty indulgence of a man watching me pleasure my sweetness, I was but a nubile young teen, nude sunbathing, dripping in bain de soliel dark tanning oil, nude sunbathing in my backyard when no one else was home. i was still so young, i was yet sexually pure, untouched, yet absolutely driven by the force that continues to grip me...totally insatiable sexual hunger. I was well into slathering the hot oil into my body, rubbing it into my already bursting, ripe breasts, nipples, abdomen, long shapely legs, taut thighs, tight abdomen, luscious ass cheeks, the oil, the touch of my own hand, and the heat of the sun, an intense combination, driving me mad with young, hot lust. as i rubbed, stroked, expertly navigated my body, i finally allowed my fingers to roam between my legs, kneeling, furiously rubbing my swollen clit and lips, my firm tits bouncing, bending deeply, thrusting my ass behind me, wishing to god I had something to back up on, ( my ass fetish at work even at that young age...),reaching my hand behind me, between my sweet ass cheeks, between my creamy thighs, stoking my dripping slit from front to back, and as I plunged one, then two fingers into my virgin tight pussy, I opened my eyes to throw my head back in ecstacy, when I saw my neighbor, who must have been working in his backyard, gawking at this hotter-than-hell scene before him, he had stepped partially out from behind the hedge and was watching me over the fence, his huge, swollen cock-in-hand, summer shorts in a puddle at his feet, stroking his prick to it's most awesome proportions...and I was overcome with the most gratifying of slutty behavior, that is, arousing a man beyond himself, torturing his cock to a heated intensity to the point where he must oblige his screaming desires... I wanted to show off for him, see exactly how far I could take him, for my own excitement as well as his own, so I dared not let him know I had seen him, I closed my eyes again, and got carried away with my own pleasuring, finger-fucking my steaming cunt, strumming my swollen,ripe as a berry, and ready to burst little clit at the same time, and bringing myself to an incredibly vocal orgasm, and then multi-orgasms as I hear him moan, and watch him stroke his heavy shaft at a feverish pitch until I knew he had gone over the edge, and heard him moan loudly, as i sneakily watched through heavily-lidded eyes, still strumming my fingers all over my wanting pussy, and climaxing again as I watched him spray the bush leaves in front of him down with his thick, creamy cum. it was all I could do not to hop the fence and back up on that bad-boy, begging him to take my virgin hole,but i left it alone, for his sake and mine...he was married, kids, I was serious jail-bait, but every so often, just for the thrill of it, I allowed him to watch me, which seemed to satisfy the both of us, I've had similar experiences since then...but he was my first and most memorable...mmm...brings chills just to think of it...
   
  4)In a crowd undetected? oh hohohoho...(see my post, "I'm sooooo talented"), my inner muscles are so strong, I can bring myself to incredibly lusty orgasm without ever touching my fingers to my body...go undetected in a variety of places.in fact, i purposely do this in meetings with my  agent or publisher, or other situations, the thrill that i can do this without them even suspecting...the challenge to keep a cool, calm demeanor while i long to scream out my pleasure...however, I think my agent is beginning to suspect something's up...I wonder if he's figured it out yet...
   
  5) in a parked car....yes...being commanded to do so for my driver,  legs splayed wide, skirt up to my waist, pantie-less or thong-clad pussy exposed for his eager eyes, sometimes he wanted my legs so high, that the toes of one dainty foot would balance on the dash from my seat riding shotgun, and the toes of the other on the shoulder of his driver's seat, as he directed my fingers, encouraging and demanding, taking me to new heights in my own sexual pleasuring...also have accomplished this by rubbing against something as I bent over his cock in a car, speeding down the highway, sucking him off as everyone we passed got an eagle eye view...
   
  6) exhibitionist?  most definately...however, my favorite act of exhibitionism is for my very own lover...sooo important to keep it spicy, keep him hot & hard, give him lots of teasing surprises, remind him that his best little whore resides in his very own bed...(have always been this way, then found how much I craved and lusted after the attention, especially after a certain job I once had...i'll leave you guessing...)
   
  7) voyeur? hmmm... cum sae, cum saa, sometimes yes, sometimes no, what happens, happens...when yes, it usually doesn't last long, as I feel a burning desire to scratch that itch that builds inside me fairly quickly...however, I do have a particular fetish for a certain type of sexual contact/play that I am totally turned on by...can watch and watch and watch, as long as i can pleasure myself, or be somehow pleasured while i watch...
   
  hope you got what you wanted, *wink*wink*  ;)
  btw, you do get a fair share of the motley crue here don't you?
  *plato'sr*~ just what in the hell is an "organism"???     geez...
   
  thanks moon~that was such fun!
   
  *~*Holly*~*
   

• trebleclef said on Apr 18, 2009....

   

  monkey men may indeed masturbate

   

  relentlessly pleasing one’s self

   

  but they put chimply puss on the shelf

   

  shooting seed that’s left over, too late

   

  monkey guys do indeed make their pleasure

   

  monkey gals have been known to rub clit

   

  then the next moment may bite or spit

   

  who can fathom the depth of their treasure?

   

• Kirkla said on Apr 18, 2009....

  I was married for 5 years. I knew my ex-husband for 2 years before we got married. When we had sex I routinely masturbated while he was in me because the combination of him in me and me touching myself worked beautifully. Plus, in my previous experiences both personal and by stories, I found that guys like to watch women pleasure themselves. But guess what? About a year or so after we separated we were exchanging our son when he made some kind of crack about how at least his current date wasn’t “masturbating the whole time I make love to her.” No, we had never talked about it. I always assumed he was like other guys and got off on watching me do it. Now after dating, engagement, marriage and divorce, he tells me he resented it!!! He hated me masturbating while we were doing it, but in all that time he never said anything. Is that strange? Why wouldn’t he say something?? Was he being polite?? Was he jealous and thinking that he wasn’t good enough by himself?? I could have gladly stopped the practice if I knew it bothered him, or we could have at least discussed it. Maybe he would have enjoyed it if I reassured him that his performance was terrific even without that? But he never gave me that chance. It left me feeling shocked and kind of hollow. I guess you can’t take one or two or even three guys’ sexual preferences and assume it’s the same for the fourth guy. But if it was that big a deal couldn’t he have said something?

• HoleInTheCosmos said on Apr 18, 2009....

   
  Perhaps some of us may feel a bit uncomfortable confessing to lewd public acts, knowing full well that authorities can unravel our anonymity in the blink of an eye?

   

• somethingunUSual said on Apr 18, 2009....

  So Kirkla babes, let me get this straight. For 7 years you fingered yourself every time the poor guy fucked you? And you think HE’S strange? What would make you think that any guy wanted to experience that over and over all the time? Did you make him feel inadequate?

   

  Duh!

• Kirkla said on Apr 18, 2009....

  Yes, and you’re so sensitive. I’ve seen you around and I’m really not at all interested in your comments. I hope mOOn will delete them when you start getting nasty like you always do. celestial got your name right … some thin gun … with no ammo.

• Kilgore_V_Trout said on Apr 18, 2009....

   

  Ignore this idiot child of a lawyer and a prostitute, my dear kirkla, you are far above his ilk. Talking to him will only encourage his lunacy. And now I blush as I briefly put in my own two cents on the topic of toodling around…

   

  At my advanced age I become instantly aware of anything moving down there on its own. And nowadays when it does finally move, it takes me by surprise. Still, I’m ever-vigilant in the area of being prepared to act on spontaneous erections.

  Yes, James {{{that’s his name}}}  lets me know when he’s ready, and it’s then up to me to take full advantage. If at all possible I find a bit of privacy and for the tiniest of moments return to Spring…

   

  Not much is produced anymore in the way of, ummm, “bodily fluid,” indeed nothing at all in most events. Used to be I never understood what the medical books said about orgasm without ejaculation. I had lots of semen every time I orgasmed up until I was about 61. Then I noticed a definite drop off. Now it’s there if I save it up for a week, now that’s opening the floodgates. Sorry to be so graphic, after all I am a gentleman and you are ladies. But we’re going for the truth unless I’m mistaken…

   

  I confess that writing about this for all of you is causing something to stir once more. If I even thought that one of you knew me in the outside world I would no more write those words than I would jump in the tank at Sea World with a killer whale.

   

• somethingunUSual said on Apr 18, 2009....

  Please God let them come after me for MASTURBATING! Especially when I’m not even attempting to expose myself to anyone whatsoever?!? FUCK AUTHORITY!!!! If someone comes bicycling by my car and bothers to lean over and look in my window and happens to catch a glimpse of something stroking his unUSual, THAT’S HER PROBLEM!?! My car is my private fucking domain… so be it.

• somethingunUSual said on Apr 18, 2009....

  kirkla-

  Spoken like a true dyke. You and celestial should try each other. It’s time. You’ve busted enough balls already.

  kilgore -

  Your powers are weak old man…………..

• Kilgore_V_Trout said on Apr 18, 2009....

  True enough. However it seems I’ve enjoyed the privilege of a full and long life lived to completion ---- while there’s no indication that you’ll survive 2009 the way you’re going ------------

• HoleInTheCosmos said on Apr 18, 2009....

   

  Quite honestly, I think you may be mistaken, unUSual. Since U.S. civil rights have been suspended under Homeland Security’s emergency measures, and since the Miranda Rights requirement is no longer in play, your car is public domain.

   

  Hasn’t it occurred to you yet? You never really “own” a vehicle. Vehicles and the infrastructure society has built around them constitute an elaborate form of additional taxation. Said property may be impounded upon the whim of the local government, contents included.

   

  When you’re in the car, you’re in a public place.

   

• somethingunUSual said on Apr 18, 2009....

  Gosh I hope that wasn’t a threat you stained old fatherfucker. Spit out the rest of your teeth and let the little boys whip ‘em out for ya…

• trebleclef said on Apr 18, 2009....

   

  OMG don’t you know that’s so true!

   

  Seems a search “right away” they can do

   

  Yes they need no excuse -

   

  Talk about our abuse!

   

  It’s an incriminating taboo!

   

• somethingunUSual said on Apr 18, 2009....

  Oh shut up you rhyming bitch.

• PieterOpie said on Apr 18, 2009....

  Basically.... There are those who masturbate   and  there are those who deny it.
  
  : )
  

• HollyGoLightly said on Apr 18, 2009....

  i'm beginning to wish i never responded, as this post, along with most i read of yours moonman, sounds like one long rant & response between you & your various personas...with a few reality checks like me, and well...pieter...lol *p* ;)

• PieterOpie said on Apr 18, 2009....

  I deny EVERYTHING......   He stole my identity and my sexual organs and did awful things with them all while I was asleep.  My answers are not my own.
  I never ever ever even touched my pink bits.  I don't even know where they are.....
  I spoke to my lawyer - he knew where they were and then he wanted..... Oh, I've said too much.    I am not using him anymore.....  I want to go now.  Let me go.....  BAD TOUCHING.....  INAPPROPRIATE TOUCHING!!!!!!    bad.... very bad.....
  

• HollyGoLightly said on Apr 18, 2009....

  *pieter*~ if it's been that long since you've seen (or touched) the pink bits...are you so sure they're even pink anymore?  what if they rotted of neglect and fell off? :0   lol...
   
  bad touching= hair growth on palms of  hands & blindness...
   
  at least that's what they taught us at catholic school...  heeheehee  ;)
  ( and i touched anyway!!!~  so here i sit, blind and hairy...lmao!)
   

• PieterOpie said on Apr 18, 2009....

  I believe them to be pink or pinkish...  Like the gizzards of a chook (chicken to you). Generally all things pertaining to the inner workings of the organism are of such hues with smooth, moist countenance... This is to facilitate the deeds of the devil - another pinkish imp albeit of a macabre and darker tone.   Ha Ha. 
  
  When abused they tend to darken with friction and other evidence of tactile involvement. If idleness and chastity are the norm then one is blessed with more faded zones of interest.  More so if aired and sunned on the odd occasion - strictly for reasons of health of course.  One can look forward to a slightly discoloured smudge if properly left in peace. Both neat and tidy becoming one of more virginal persuasions.
  
  The bad touching I mentioned was not of my own devising but that of others.... the invasion of my special areas was perpetrated by persons who shall remain unknown to you - and actually myself, since it was always after dark. A bright and reliable night-light is a must for all kiddies and adults alike.
  

• somethingunUSual said on Apr 20, 2009....

  oh yeah THERE's a surprise - that an alt-master is alting all over a post about masturbation - seems APPROPRIATE to me....

• mOOn_platOOn said on Apr 20, 2009....

  O

   

  sweetnessorange

   

  wOw – did you and your cousin go beyond masturbating? Did you do your cousin? Anyone else out there lust over the cousin? And act on it?

   

  desdemona

   

  That was me looking down into your bedroom you BIG TEASE!!! Thanks. And from now on, whenever I see anyone sitting idly in the car alone I’m assuming masturbation is going on. Also, I was sexually attracted to women at the age of six. I made out with the adult neighbor’s arm and I was horny!!!!!

   

  StoneMaster

   

  I have also enjoyed the advantage of the two-way window. I wonder how many women have unsuspectingly been masturbated to while they shop and stare at window displays, not realizing that behind that display is a guy jerking off in their face? Dr. Manhandle? LOL ~~~

   

  DaddysLittleSlut

   

  Hmmm. Tell me, DLS, are you downright unattractive by general standards? Or is that Daddy talking? And can you elaborate on how you get away with it at work “all the time?” Very curious!!!!! Yeah, hotels and even apartment peeping reveal the disappointing boringness of most individuals. Why aren’t they toying with themselves like we do when neighbors are watching???

   

  PieterOpie

   

  Really? You “no longer function in a sexual way?” But you then said SHIT YES you masturbate. I’m confused. Yes, you’d have been ejected immediately from SoulCast had you not responded. Get used to your privacy violations, you shrill and sensitive soul…

   

  And remember, confession is NOT good for the soul. Otherwise we wouldn't be having this problem with priests...

   

  Besides, I'm you, remember? I've always been great with Australian accents. ;)

   

  solarpanel

   

  It’s not exactly clear how old you are/were when exposing yourself to random “fabulous girls” but that kind of stuff COULD get you some trouble. Is that the part of it that excites you? Also, you said you figured that you’d be the “talk of the school” afterwards, so what grade of school are we talking? Besides, the story will be like this – “So, like, I yelled at him, ‘Dude, that looks like a penis – only smaller!’”

   

  checkeredpast

   

  So lucky! Exhibitionist neighbors are a rare wonder. Enjoy! And yeah, I remember your pics on TNP’s radical post, if by ‘remember’ we mean looking them up every couple of…oops. NM.

   

  Plato's*Republic

   

  You cute lil’ thing – ah, 19. I’ve had myself a few 19 year-olds. The perfect age, when you girls are finally leaving the nest, anxious to experiment and not yet aware of all our tricks. I love 19-year-olds. However, if you’re experiencing ORGANISMS, get to the doctor NOW! And pull over as soon as the fun begins, next time…

   

  TheUndergroundEagle

   

  Thanks for throwing the cold water on us. The trouble with these stories is the lack of detail. Was Mr. Desmarais of 3453 Beacon Avenue, Port Charlotte choking his chicken near the actual playground with Moms and kiddies running around, or was he off in the parking lot away from everyone? And just what was this “evidence” found by the officer? Why the hell is the granddaughter being interviewed? Has he been accused of something else? Everyone masturbates, so what’s the necessary connection here? Sounds like a witch hunt as presented.

   

  sheemAfeM

   

  Okay, let me make absolutely certain that you want me to believe…

   

  Because a crash victim’s penis was exposed and erect when he was discovered, he was undeniably masturbating?

   

  "At the least it must have been a symptom you were not giving your full attention to driving."  Really? Well I guess that could be said of most crashes. You find make-up, cell phones, notepads, coffee cups, cigarette butts, radios blaring, food, pets and miscellaneous flying objects at a crash scene that would also indicate that “less than full attention” is devoted to driving by almost everyone.

   

  The “Good” victims, the Proctors (!) – are named after churchly officials of Olde, and the villain is prosecuted by a lawyer named Nuttall? And of course the villain is a Middle Easterner right out of the first Iron Man movie.

   

  celestialspace2001

   

  Word has it you’ll try anything.

   

  Dreamknightx

   

  You’ve put a frightening degree of thought into this. Now either write the thesis or move on…

   

  raulraffinknockknock

  …..for the weak of mind, yes...simpleton behavior equal to the chimpanzee, sure... wasted seed and wasted lives, no fucking doubt! The real men? Apparently you are NOT one of us. Get help.

   

  HollyGoLightly

   

  Your blog is my secret guilty pleasure. You’ll not see many sex-oriented posts here. But I’m sexy and sex-minded. I’ve had the same GF for 9 faithful years.

  Thanks so much for your noteworthy and very HOT contribution to our discussion and brain experimentation.

   

  As to your later entries, did you miss the part where they changed the entire Popular Members lineup last year because everyone knew I was JadeLondon, CreativeWoman, silverwhisper, ALIENated, TheNakedProfessor, secretlife and bloc? I forget where it was that I fucked up and left a clue, but you know how news travels...

   

  Oh yeah, it was immediately after I admitted being SithBorg. But let's face the facts - how else can one truly be anonymous unless others are constantly guessing as to who actually said what? I suppose I could reproduce mediocre porn excerpts from Penthouse letters to the editor, but there's so much of that already. And here I am, finally succumbing to the easy lure of a sex-oriented post. Is that YOU clicking on the post 300+ times? It ain't me, I'm too busy WRITING for SoulCast. Do you like my PLANE RIDE post?

   

  trebleclef

   

  Oooookay….are you saying we’re all just monkeys??

   

  Kirkla

   

  Sometimes people just don’t communicate even on the most BASIC levels until it is WAY too late to do anything about it. Sorry if that’s what happened in your case. Your ex must hate himself for losing such a beautiful woman…

   

  HoleInTheCosmos

   

  Sounds like you’re being watched, dude. Code us the escape plan, we’re “hip.”

   

  somethingunUSual

   

  Any chance you could lighten up and treat others {Yes, even the ones you might call SLUTS} with some fake respect? Particularly my girl Kirkla. She’s my friend.

   

  Kilgore_V_Trout

   

  Hmmm. Most curious. So you say the orgasm’s the same but no semen? That would be like smoking without smoke. No semen sticking up the place? Bubbling over the brim and spurting across the room? How can that be an orgasm? Yet I know that I’ve had the opposite experience of getting excited then interrupted and yet the semen comes pouring out even though the orgasm itself was aborted. All the jizz without the jazz! What a waste! But best of all, you still get orgasms. So we all still have that to look forward to. Amen! Saves on tissue.

   

  O

• PieterOpie said on Apr 20, 2009....

  OMG!!!  He's got a dossier on each one of us!!!  He's gone mad.... mad with power!!!   (information is power...)  He'll be the death of us all........
  
  or not.........
  
  Again, I ask you to let me out of here or I'll cry and then you'll be sorry.  
  

• solarpanel said on Apr 21, 2009....

  Moom........your replies are interesting. Regarding my escapades, the girls were at least 19 and college age. I do not approve of this kind of thing where children are concerned even though I find nudity the most normal and natural state of being! Sure it excites me to be naked in front of girls, isn't that what makes someone an exihibitionist or am I missing something. I think there is a more broad view in that anyone who enjoys being naked in public qualifies as exhibitionistic BUT as you no doubt know there is a distinction between exposure that can be considered pathalogical and more sensual kinds of activities. For some (not me) these acts are truely a substitute for more typical sexual activity and satisfaction and can become a form of abuse where the unintended receipient of the action is both vulnerable and used for someone else's sexual satisfaction. I would have no problem with masterbating for a girl if she wanted to see me do that and there is certainly some "adventure" in being naked in public, even risk involved and for many persons these things are what drives the behavior. Well, enough said and I think I'll go and masterbate just to be sure I can still do it, anybody what to watch? :)

• mOOn_platOOn said on Apr 21, 2009....

  O
   
  Piet - I hereby release you. Fly away, little bird, fly away....
   
  solar - that's good to know. DAMN I love those 19 year-olds. I swear! That's the perfect age to catch a woman at for proper training.
   
  O

• DaddysLittleSlut said on Apr 22, 2009....

  @mOON platOON...in response to...DaddysLittleSlut Hmmm. Tell me, DLS, are you downright unattractive by general standards? Or is that Daddy talking? And can you elaborate on how you get away with it at work “all the time?” Very curious!!!!! Yeah, hotels and even apartment peeping reveal the disappointing boringness of most individuals. Why aren’t they toying with themselves like we do when neighbors are watching???
  
  Luckily Daddy and a few others think i look just fine but i am unattractive by general standards.  I am overweight and almost 50 years old - certainly not centerfold model material.
  Masturbating at work is tricky - but i've had to work out a few things in order to obey.   Ok to set the scene, i work in a cubicle and the sound carries but my back is to a hall that is not greatly traveled.  I've brought little bullets to work and used them according to a schedule laid out for me..such as 15 minutes on, then go in the restroom and cum and repeat every hour.   And lately have found with the proper padding, actually a tampon, that i can cum at my desk and not make the major mess... believe me it was a series of embarassing trials to find that solution.
  Once i sat at my desk for an extra hour just to let my pants dry enough to leave the building.
  But, seriously.. i couldn't understand why no one was having sex in those hi-rises in Wikiki.  There i was bored out of my mind and stuck in the hotel most days and watching couples watch tv.  Whip it out already...jeeezzz  i want to see
  

  
  

  
  

• HollyGoLightly said on Apr 22, 2009....

  ooohhh *moonman*~  it's been awhile since i've been someone's "guilty pleasure"...mmmm...forgot how good it feels!  ;)

  *~*Holly*~*

• mOOn_platOOn said on Apr 24, 2009....

  O

  DLS - Thanks for sharing. Banged by bullets, eh? As for the TV turds, I'm with ya - HEY, let's get rooms facing each other on vacation and we'll perform for each other!

  HollyG - you remind me of Audrey Hepburn.

  O

• HollyGoLightly said on Apr 24, 2009....

  *audrey hepburn*???   lol...it's all in the name, i know...  ;)

• sweetnessorange said on Apr 25, 2009....

  me and my cousin did it when i was 12 he was 14 twice then i freaked out and we never talked about it and when we did it it was awkward and weerd.......................

• mOOn_platOOn said on Apr 27, 2009....

  O
   
  Yeah.  I lusted after a cousin one weekend - I think I was about 11 at the time. Clueless, thank God. Wouldn't have known where to put it or what to do with it once it was there.
   
  O

• SamDiego said on Apr 29, 2009....

   

   

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• HollyGoLightly said on Apr 29, 2009....

  *sam*~  from one artist to (obviously...) another (lol)..i commend you!!  ;) *wink*

  *~*Holly*~*

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