Mary had a little lamb. What most of you don't know is that Mary is the daughter of the butcher. Oh, yes, she sure as Hell is!
One day, Mary met a boy. Oh, what a wonderful boy he was.His name doesn't matter now, let's just call him "dull boy". He listened to Opeth and played the drums, and the sex with him was so great... one day, he invited Little Mary to go to a party with him. They had a great time.
But the Butcher had a better time, as he killed Mary's little lamb, and served it for dinner. So delicious, so soft and well taken care of.
Die, stupid lamb, die!

What kind of stupid post is this? I have no idea. My posts are usually rantings on things that piss me off, and if there are any complains, I'll piss off. n_n
Hey! Thanks for reading!

Vlad Israfel