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Ok. So this is the scoop. I have heard (from the best of sources) that our very own Twyla is having a MAD affair with a pilot!!! My friend is married to another pilot and we got to talking the other day about the dangers of being married to someone who is always zipping off somewhere. You know. Loneliness. Temptation. Well, not to give you too much info, or let names slip, She started telling me about a pilot who was having an affair with a woman who works in an airport (which will remain nameless). I guess the woman works in a little pub and likes to chat up the folks that stop in there. Has quite a sense of humor! According to my source, the woman does a little more than chat. Now, I could be wrong but, come on, we know how Twyla can be. It certainly sounds like it's her.

By the way, the say the pilot is very handsome and quite the ladies man.

So, what do you think? Don't tell anyone...



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  • Lucytorial said on Apr 10, 2009....
    OMG LMAO ~ Woman, do you remember Twirly pants post about the dishy pilot who walked past her? ROF..... ssshhh she'll here you then you're in for it!
  • anonymous said on Apr 10, 2009....
    It's about time someone told the truth about her.
  • woman said on Apr 10, 2009....

    Lucy

    OF COURSE I remember about that pilot. I think that was THE pilot. Evidently the pilot thought she was pretty dishy too. My friend said he was really impressed by her, shall we say, flexibility.

  • woman said on Apr 10, 2009....
    anon~ Well, remember it is possible that this is just a rumor. Though not likely. And soooooooo many people have talked to me about her and her loose ways... Evidently you've been hearing the same kind of thing.
  • Lucytorial said on Apr 10, 2009....
    Twila the lose woman? OMG  now flexability is one thing, man you should have asked your friend if he still has his pilots hat..... that would be the tell tale sign she's the one!
  • woman said on Apr 10, 2009....
    Lucy~ Good thought. I'll check with her when we get together again. (Is that how you get a pilots cap?, Kind of like beads at Marti Gras?)
  • Lucytorial said on Apr 10, 2009....
    well its said that if a women dons the cap of a man in uniform she's offering herself up to him fully!
     
    We should get a detective out to Twilas place and see if she's hidden it somewhere.
  • woman said on Apr 10, 2009....
    I think a detective would be too obvious. Isn't there someone on SC that could slip into her place without causing her to be suspicious? And from what I hear, she was doing a LOT of offering Lucy. She might have more than his cap......
  • Lucytorial said on Apr 10, 2009....

    OMG thats so solacious! woman you are such a gossup! LOL

    Maybe Wombie could do it, she's small and fury and could get into the smallest of places.

    Ohh god, imagine the stories this pilot could tell...

  • woman said on Apr 10, 2009....

    Since it was your idea, would YOU ask Wombie?

    I know I shouldn't gossip Lucy Lu. But is it gossip if it's true??

     

  • Lucytorial said on Apr 10, 2009....
    well I guess not, however, there is the small point that Twilla herself has not seen this post and somehow I think she deserves the right to set the record straight.
     
    LOL I'll see if I can track Wombie down.
  • woman said on Apr 10, 2009....
    Well, according to my source, she just made an apple pie to share with her pilot! She's probably going to be a little busy tonightand won't be showing up here!
  • Me-Myself&I said on Apr 10, 2009....

    GO TWYLA! shhh, i bet the whole neighborhood heard that!

  • woman said on Apr 10, 2009....
    MMI~Wow. You were really loud there! I'm with you though. She really is something, isn't she??? (Maybe he has friends?)
  • wombat said on Apr 10, 2009....
    Wombie has good hearing, too.....I heard you talking about me!  Ha.  This post confuses me (I had a long day) but I will go out on a mission if needed.  I love airports--and pilots. 
  • woman said on Apr 10, 2009....
    Wombat!! Hurray. The pilot is Twyla's. You can't have him but maybe you will meet another one if you accept Lucy's secret mission. LUCYYYYYYYYYY
  • wombat said on Apr 10, 2009....
    Well, ok...I get the Twyla and the pilot story....just confused about the relationship between the two of you.  Either it's a good friendly one, or you are one in the same?  ha.. I am dense!   (small and furry, but dense!)   My mission, should I choose to accept it........
  • woman said on Apr 10, 2009....

    Exactly...Will you accept?? Details will follow from Lucy. The plan to find the pilot's cap for proof of this tawdry affair came from Lucy lu.

    Am I Twyla??? Now that's funny. I would NEVER act in such a way. I like her and we are close in age, but she's a, well , an easy woman.

  • wombat said on Apr 10, 2009....

    When I figure out who I'm working for, I will decide.  Keep the tape running and don't let it self-destruct until I understand the mission....but I am ready to pop out of my hole and make a run for it!

    (Are you guys pulling someone's leg here?  I can't play without the rules.)

  • Hegemone said on Apr 10, 2009....
    Oh boy, some good dirt, lol.  Hmmm ... I'm gonna stick around to see if there's any truth to this matter.
  • woman said on Apr 10, 2009....
    Hedge~If you find anything else out, PLEASE bring it back here. I really think this is all true and there is probably even more to the story. God knows how long this has gone on...
  • Hegemone said on Apr 10, 2009....
    I'll keep my eyes open and of course bring it back here if I find anything out ... *runs away to search for more info*
  • woman said on Apr 10, 2009....
    Hedge. My friend just called and said there was some drama going on right now about Twyla. It seems she was putting her moves on some pro golfers who had stopped into her work. (Money was involved.) Now her pilot has gotten wind of this... There really is no stopping this woman! It's shameful the way she is throwing herself around but in some sick way you have to admire her. You know?
  • travelr712 said on Apr 10, 2009....
    she better not be! everybody knows she and i have been having a 'thing' for a year now!
  • woman said on Apr 10, 2009....
    OMG Trav~How did I miss out on that?? Guess not "everyone" knew you were having a "thing". Besides myself, there is the pilot and then, of course, the golfers. Three of them from what I heard.... I'm so sorry Trav. This must hit you hard.
  • anonymous said on Apr 10, 2009....

    Be quiet, shhh!  She's coming!
  • wombat said on Apr 10, 2009....
    (I'm doing some "on the beat" leg work, just in case)  But keep me informed on her M.O.  Am I going to be heading for the airport or the golf course?  With this busy one, I may need to cover my wombie hidey-hole and be prepared for more than a week of investigation. But I'm looking for a hat, right?
  • woman said on Apr 10, 2009....
    anon~No one has yelled for sometime though there have been a lot of shock people. What's up with the pic? I'll keep my voice down.
  • travelr712 said on Apr 10, 2009....
    well, it's not the first time i've had a gf ripped out from under me here :-P
  • woman said on Apr 10, 2009....
    wombat~glad you could do some detective work. The airport. She met up with the golfers while they were visiting the airport. Yes, a hat. To be more specific, a pilot's cap. Be prepared to run back to your hidey-hole. If she sees you, it could be ugly. I doubt she wants her game interupted.
  • woman said on Apr 10, 2009....
    Trav~Aren't you going to fight for her? And of course, this could all turn out to be a case of mistaken idenity.
  • anonymous said on Apr 10, 2009....
    This is one of the pictures she threatened to send to my wife in an attempt to extort money from me to support her M&M and Marlboro Red habits.
    The woman has no morals.  Great hair but no morals.

    anonymous golfer
  • travelr712 said on Apr 10, 2009....
    nah, she either wants me or she don't. besides, there's always uni and lu to keep me warm :-D
  • wombat said on Apr 10, 2009....
    I'm sharpening my claws....can I wear the hat for a bit when I find it?
  • woman said on Apr 10, 2009....
    anon~You're saying you are one of the golfers?? Is it true that there were 3 of you?? Whew. No morals you say? Did you give her the M&M and Marlboro money? She takes her M & M's seriously I guess.
  • woman said on Apr 10, 2009....
    Trav. Well. I take it that this was simply a fling with Ms Twyla. I'm not sure that it would be a good idea to keep after her. Now tell me about you, Lucy, and Uni.......
  • woman said on Apr 10, 2009....
    Wombie~I don't care if you wear the hat but you did hear what you have to do to have that right???
  • wombat said on Apr 10, 2009....

    No, didn't hear that particular instruction.  I have to scurry somewhere and spy---and look for something like this, and what's under it?

    hat

  • travelr712 said on Apr 10, 2009....
    oh. well, i know sometimes women need a little 'strange' too. if that's all it is, then no prob :-)
  • woman said on Apr 10, 2009....
    Well, from what I hear, it could be found on Twyla's own beautiful head of hair, or perhaps it is on the pilot himself. Be careful wombie. She could be dangerous.
  • woman said on Apr 10, 2009....
    Trav. A pilot and 3 golfers is more than a little strange!! Don't you think? That must be one tired woman.
  • wombat said on Apr 10, 2009....
    I know how to duck and weave----and when to just duck and go.  But I take my missions seriously.  She will not escape my sight without a scratch or two!
  • travelr712 said on Apr 10, 2009....
    well, actually i'm kinda glad for the help, the woman can be insatiable!
  • anonymous said on Apr 10, 2009....
    I was foolish enough to think I was the golfer.  She crushed me.  I thought we had a good thing going until I saw her put an extra slice of lime in that pilot's Tanqueray and tonic.  
  • woman said on Apr 10, 2009....
    wombat~You sound so professional. I like your confidence but be careful.
  • woman said on Apr 10, 2009....
    Trav~Insatiable huh? No wonder you aren't too upset. Well, enjoy this time to rest up. If you decide to take her back, you'll need it.
  • woman said on Apr 10, 2009....
    anon~Oh my. You didn't know about the other 2 golfers? I thought it was rather a package deal. I'm so sorry she hurt you. You've probably read Trav's words by now. That she is an insatiable woman. It would be best NOT to take this personally. She give the pilot and extra slice of lime?? For free? She might as well of kissed him right in front of you. Poor dear.
  • travelr712 said on Apr 10, 2009....
    take her back? as far as i knew, she never left!
  • woman said on Apr 10, 2009....
    Trav. Come on now. She's been getting around a lot Trav. She had to be a little gone...
  • woman said on Apr 10, 2009....
    OMG. I'm not exactly sure what this is all about or how it ties in with the pilot but my source just let a name slip. Don Johnson. Yes. The actor. Seems he and Twyla have been hanging out~she's even been slipping him free coffee. I keep thinking that he has his pilot's license. Could he be THE pilot? Wombat? You catching this?
  • travelr712 said on Apr 10, 2009....
    she told me it was just overtime!
  • wombat said on Apr 10, 2009....

    (taking my Boy scouts manual along for good measure)  I know how to start a fire, but also how to properly put one out.....so missy better be careful, too!)

  • woman said on Apr 10, 2009....
    Trav~Oh yeah. Well, I guess you could call it that.....
  • woman said on Apr 10, 2009....
    wombat. Wow. You have skills. Yes. We don't want anyone to be hurt. There's been enough damage done.
  • anonymous said on Apr 10, 2009....
    My country club just couldn't compete with his Mile High Club, I guess.
  • wombat said on Apr 10, 2009....

    No intention to hurt anyone...but I don't give up easily.  But I do miss my hidey -hole already, so don't send me out without a promised paycheck!

    (smiling here with the fun)

  • travelr712 said on Apr 10, 2009....
    i wondered why she brought home such big tips...
  • woman said on Apr 10, 2009....
    anon~Yes. That would be stiff competition.......
  • anonymous said on Apr 10, 2009....
    Don Johnson?  The guy who sounds like he's sucking helium?
    She dumped me for a fly boy and an over the hill actor?

  • woman said on Apr 10, 2009....

    Wombat

    I promise you a huge paycheck. I think we can get Trav to chip in. Hurry back to your hidey hole.

  • CreativeWoman said on Apr 10, 2009....
    Sounds like she's taking the notion of flying the friendly skies very seriously.  Does this mean she is a member of the mile high club?

    CW
  • woman said on Apr 10, 2009....
    Trav~Big tips huh? She share them?
  • travelr712 said on Apr 10, 2009....
    of course not! what's mine is hers, and what's hers is hers, as the saying goes...
  • woman said on Apr 10, 2009....
    anon~I'm so sorry. Really. You don't deserve this I'm sure. I don't care for Don Johnson either. She just doesn't sound like a stable person. And no morals what so ever. She's just looking for what she can get from these guys. You heard Trav talking about the big tips.
  • woman said on Apr 10, 2009....
    CW~It sounds like it but I really don't know. All the flying might have been going on at the Ramada down the road.....
  • woman said on Apr 10, 2009....
    Trav~does that woman have no pride? Shamelessly living off men. Playing them off each other. Leaving a path of destruction. Lordy. It just gets worse and worse.
  • wombat said on Apr 10, 2009....
    (well good, because I have road kill stew on the back burner, and plans tomorrow to chase you down and ticket you for soliciting fun.)
  • travelr712 said on Apr 10, 2009....
    yeah, but she buys her own lipstick and hair removal products, so it works out. besides, she's really hot!
  • woman said on Apr 10, 2009....
    wombat. LOL. You have to catch me first!
  • woman said on Apr 10, 2009....
    trav~Well if she's THAT hot maybe she needs all these guys. Maybe she isn't a loose woman, she's just a hot woman. Really nice she buys her own hair removal products...
  • travelr712 said on Apr 10, 2009....
    that's what i'm talkin bout woman. she's too much woman for just one man, and i try not to be jealous. besides, uni and lu and fraggles fill in the gaps, if you get my meaning...
  • woman said on Apr 10, 2009....
    TRAV~It's so nice that you are never left alone. How kind of Lu,Uni,and Frag, to keep you company. I hate to bring this up, but where does Twyla's husband fit into this equation?
  • wombat said on Apr 10, 2009....
    "Woman", consider yourself chased....watch over your shoulder for the furry one in the weeds.... I have animal radar!  (and a line on Lucy, who has a record as long as my burrow.... and my pumps, which I promised long ago not to mention!)
  • travelr712 said on Apr 10, 2009....
    um, probably the same place i do woman... ;-P
  • Twylarants said on Apr 10, 2009....
    LIES! ALL LIES! AND I WAS SICK THE DAY THAT PICTURE WAS TAKEN! I'LL SUE THAT DAMNED SMALL-TEED GOLFER!

    Oooh...M&Ms...

    I MEAN...HOW DARE YOU! 
  • woman said on Apr 10, 2009....
    Trav. You are soooooooo bad. No wonder Twyla likes you.
  • travelr712 said on Apr 10, 2009....
    i finally figured out that the girls like bad boys woman :-)
  • woman said on Apr 10, 2009....

    Twyla~My my. I'm so very surprised to see you here. It seems like you've been awfully busy...

    And "How dare I"? I toss that question right back at you ! I'm not the one with a line of men following me around. I'm not giving up my virtue for a package of M &M's. I'm not the one with great hair. I'm not the one with apple pie.

    Where was I going with this.......?

  • superbozo said on Apr 10, 2009....
    lmao.......this is too much fun......I just wish I knew what was going on :)
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  • PAPERBACKWRITER said on Apr 11, 2009....

    ooooooooooooooh, I am soooooooo bookmarking this to read in liesure tonight!

    Happy Easter, woman! Happy Easter neighbours in SC land!

    [waves to everyone above]

    paperbunny ~

    :D

    Twy *muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah*




  • hefty said on Apr 11, 2009....
    sounds like a 'helluva' lot of fun if you ask me
  • CreativeWoman said on Apr 11, 2009....
    I think Twyla's the one having all the fun.  I'm going to start taking notes for future reference. :-)

    CW
  • woman said on Apr 11, 2009....
    Trav~So you transformed yourself into a "bad boy" to attrack Twyla??
  • woman said on Apr 11, 2009....
    superbozo~Don't we all!! Twyla seems to be leading the way. At least she is having fun!
  • woman said on Apr 11, 2009....
    hefty~Hi there. Glad you joined the craziness.
  • woman said on Apr 11, 2009....
    hefty~Hi there. Glad you joined the craziness.
  • woman said on Apr 11, 2009....
    Paper!! Hello sweetie. I think this is all too tawdry for a sweet soul like yourself. Read carefully. Perhaps with sun glasses. Happy Easter to you and your sweet girls
  • woman said on Apr 11, 2009....

    CW~I have to agree. That woman's got it going on. Does she ever sleep? Is any man safe?

    Perhaps she should write an instructional manual for us!

  • CreativeWoman said on Apr 11, 2009....
    Rumor has it that I'm already a pretty good man chaser, but I can always hone my skills, especially when taught by the best. :-D

    CW
  • Twylarants said on Apr 11, 2009....
    Tra la la la....the hills are aliiiiive with the sound of muuuuuziiiic...tra la la...don't mind me...just skipping along tossing flowers into the air while little blue birdies flutter around my head....don't listen to them, Paperalla...you know how chaste and innocent I am....tra la la la la la....

    (Pssst, CW...c'mere, c'mere...have I got a pilot for you!  Whoooo, Girl!)
  • CreativeWoman said on Apr 11, 2009....
    Well, Twyla, I am curious about the mile high club.  :-)  Mmmm.

    CW
  • travelr712 said on Apr 11, 2009....
    well woman, with a girl like twirley, you do what it takes, ya know?
     
    blubbie easter paper :-)
  • woman said on Apr 11, 2009....
    Trav~I see what you mean. A guys gotta do what a guys gotta do...
  • pickersplock said on Apr 11, 2009....
    .....dosen't surprise me a bit.......always knew she had a thing for..........what were we talking about?
  • Twylarants said on Apr 11, 2009....
    Pickers! Say it isn't so!  My own daughter, my soulcast flesh and blood! Et tu, Pickerte?

    Hey, P, my golfer friend has a buddy.... 
  • woman said on Apr 11, 2009....
    Hi pickers. Don't believe anything Twyla says....... We have proof. (well almost). As far as that golfer goes, she broke his heart.
  • Twylarants said on Apr 11, 2009....
    I'll break his putter, is what I'll break!

    Hey...who's that woman behind that fence? She's wearing a pilot's hat and looking at me through binoculars.
  • woman said on Apr 11, 2009....
    If you break it Twyla, you can't USE it!! WOMBAT. Run for the hidey hole...
  • Twylarants said on Apr 11, 2009....
    He took his wee putter to Scotland...lol.
  • Lucytorial said on Apr 12, 2009....

    Now now ladies, the is what you are isn't it????

    Twirly pants.. you see thats why I call you that I KNEW fromt he moment I met you ~ Twirling your panties at pilots is what you've been doing all along

     

    **knowing nod** ((tsk tsk))

  • woman said on Apr 12, 2009....
    Luc~It is sad, isn't it? Thongs, no doubt....

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