Says the teacher: "I was only at the site for one year. I don't know what my room number was."

Says the vendor: "Orders are takin 3-4 days to ship right now."
Retorts I: "So why did this last order take 5 days to ship?"
Says the vendor: "..." (I'm still waiting to hear what's up.)

Does the fool in the minivan: Turns left across the tracks downtown as the train is pulling up. Fortunately it's downtown and the train isn't do more than 5-10 MPH.

Does the serious fool: Runs across the same tracks without looking to include a lane of oncoming traffic. Came out from behind a moving truck he did.

Saw another woman with no fashion sense: Lumpy woman wearing pants that were skin tight enough that I could tell at 50 yards tha she had cellulite. Don't ask what I could see once we actually go close... It wasn't pretty.