I will start,and everyone add a few words to what has gone before to build on the story. Lets see where it goes! Are you up for it? Just a few words! Here we go!:
Lolita is sitting in the front passenger seat,she cradles the Berretta and silencer in her lap.
as he slides behind the wheel she hisses "hurry,there is much to do and Aldo won't"...........
rupert7 posted on Apr 07, 2009
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uniquely-ironic said on Apr 07, 2009....
"notice we're missing if we get back before he wakes up!"They pulled into traffic and drove to the other side of town. -
CayenneMan said on Apr 07, 2009....
At the red light she smiles at him but the flower guy knows that smile, he's seen it before, he walks to the next car holding up the bale of flowers . . .
Gordon becomes impatient and runs the light !
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fragglesrock said on Apr 07, 2009....
"christ gordon!" Lolita spats as the beretta skids off her lap from the car's sudden take-off "what the fuck? you're gonna get us pulled over! and then what? HUH? THEN WHAT?!" -
CayenneMan said on Apr 07, 2009....
For God's sake Lolita get a hold of yourself, put the gun under the seat. This seems to be a rather large Taco Bell let's go inside . . . I have some coupons . . . -
uniquely-ironic said on Apr 07, 2009....
"screw the coupons! Let's just get this over with" Lolita snarled. She chucked the gun under the seat when suddenly it misfired and the bullet ricoheted around the floor of the car. -
Lucytorial said on Apr 07, 2009....
"Lolitta, the safety switch, my ass" a pool, of red blood began to drip on the floor. The car begins to swerve as Gordon's pain begins to grow. -
uniquely-ironic said on Apr 07, 2009....
"What have I done?!" Lolita asked in horror."You silly twit! You've gone and shot me in the ankle!" Gordon calmly said. -
Expendable said on Apr 07, 2009....
"What'll we do?" Lolita wailed."I'll bandage it up when we get there, you'll have to run in by yourself," Gordon replied, sweating."You did this on purpose!" she accused."What are you talking about? I accidentally shot myself on purpose?!?""You never want to do what I want to do!" -
secretlife said on Apr 07, 2009....
"i'll have 2 chicken chalupas and 2 crispy tacos," gordon ordered. "God only knows when we'll see another taco belle.""Obviously the gunshot wound hasn't hurt your appetite", Lolita spat back at him as she exited the car looking over the coupons in her hand.Unfortunately, she didn't notice the berretta caught in the car door as she slammed it shut. -
Hegemone said on Apr 07, 2009....
BANG
Lolita spun on her heels to see what the loud noise was. In that same instant she saw a mother with her teenage son, smaller daughter and a baby drop to the ground.
"Oh God no!"
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uniquely-ironic said on Apr 07, 2009....
The window of the restaurant shattered as the bullet struck it, showering the four people in broken glass.Lolita jerked open the car door, grabbed the gun and stomped over to the trash can."there! fucking gun!" she cursed as she tossed it into the bin ignoring the frightened gaze of the bystanders. -
KathQuiet said on Apr 07, 2009....
In the distance, sirens wailed, coming closer and closer like banshees on Guy Fawkes Night. Lolita, looked around wildly, searching for Gordon. "Gordon! Aw shit! What do we do? What do we do? It was an accident!" -
CayenneMan said on Apr 07, 2009....
Gordon, you're foot is so swollen we need to do some thing !
Lolita ? Don't you know some guy with with ridiculously large feet ? I believe you said in the past he lives on the east side ? 14w was it ? One of those puppies will fit right over my swollen foot, plus I'll have room to hide a taco or two !
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secretlife said on Apr 07, 2009....
'Gordon, can't you ever be fucking serious? There's blood all over the place, people have seen us and can identify us, and the god damn cops are on their way here. 'burying both her hands in her hair, Lolitta bowed her head and began to sob.....'oh my god...oh my god.......what are we gonna do?'and can SOMEONE tell me why the hell you're thinking about big foot freddie fednerfaus now of all times? -
Hegemone said on Apr 07, 2009....
"Maybe I wouldn't be thinking about him if you weren't whispering his name in your sleep last night. Any truth to what they say about guys with big feet?" Gordon seethed.
"You're seriously going to pick a fight over me talking in my sleep after playing shoot 'em up at fucking Taco Bell? Are you nuts?" Lolita asked in a desperate voice.
"Well, would you rather go across town to McDonald's and argue about it instead?" Gordon asked with a sickening grin.
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CayenneMan said on Apr 07, 2009....
" My God Lolita don't look now but I think were being followed by a pot belly pig ! "
" Get serious Gordon, do you really think I'm going to fall for that one again ? "
" Snort snort . . .
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rupert7 said on Apr 07, 2009....
I will not contribute another word, exit fat Bernie and shorty Anderson! you are all doing such a great job of this,keep going!!! (this is not a part of the great story you all are writing here!) -
cntlvmenuf said on Apr 07, 2009....
"goddamit Gordon! You ARE such a pig!" Lolita snarled as she walked to the driver's side of the car. "Move the fuck over and let me take the fucking wheel! I am sure as hell not doing time in jail!"
Gordon looked dangerously at Lolita, "You shot me, bitch! And you have the nerve to act self righteous?? I am so tired of your holier than thou attitude! You always screw things up!" Gordon yelled as he banged his fist on the steering wheel so hard that the airbag deployed.... -
Expendable said on Apr 07, 2009....
Gordon lost control, stepping on the gas in surprise. The car took off, plowing across the street to smash into a coffee shop window in a shower of glass, coming to a stop next to the counter where the teen in a green t-shirt stood there wide-eyed still holding a latte he'd almost handed a customer.
"S-see?" the guy stuttered. "I-i told you guys needed a-a drive thru. Oh hell, I need a bathroom..."
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GrapeKoolaid said on Apr 07, 2009....
The yellow powder from the airbag covered everything. It was in Gordon's hair, nose lungs... The blood loss from his ankle was starting to make him feel a little nauseous. Suppressing his desire to vomit, he swallowed hard and breathed through his nose.
He then said calmly, "Lolita. Get the god damn gun out of the bin and get in the god damn car. The cops are getting closer. We need to get out of here."
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rupert7 said on Apr 07, 2009....
GREAT STUFF GANG i LOVE IT! (not part of the story!) -
CayenneMan said on Apr 07, 2009....
As Lolita was approaching the trash container she observed a homeless man rummaging through the can ! Upon finding the nickel plated berreta ( the silencer separated and fell to the bottom of the can ) the old man pulls out a small cigarette butt and aims what he believes to be a cigarette lighter and pulls the trigger !
The unexpected report of the gunshot was to much for the old man's heart . . .
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scipio said on Apr 08, 2009....
As the cops zero in Lolita thinks it would be a good idea to pass the buck of shooting spree on to the homeless man on the pretext that he was trying to rob them. Anyway dead men tell no tales..... -
superbozo said on Apr 08, 2009....
Just as Lolita was about to turn and head back to the car....she saw out off to the side a shocked couple with a small poodle. They were pointing at her. Damn she had been made. She reached down picking up the berreta. She pointed the gun at the couple and pulled the trigger. She emptied what was left in the 13 round clip. The couple dropped. She looked left and right. There was the bag lady what was she getting out of her bag.
Lolita eyes widened in horror as she recognised the outline of the uzi. She turned and ran as Mad Maggie the bag lady pulled hard on the trigger.
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phoeby said on Apr 08, 2009....
but just in time Gordon spun the car around to where lolita was running.... With dust flying everywhere, the baglady lost sight of lolita and misfired, nearly hitting a startled stray dog. Gordon opened the door and yelled "get in you stupid hot headed bitch. What the fuck you think you doing?". Then the dog (that happened to be an ex-federal police drug sniffer pooch), pounced on the bag lady's bag which happened to be full of A grade crack.... -
AtomicMinds said on Apr 08, 2009....
Lolita quickly jumps through the car window, both legs sticking out, while Gordon punches it.She quickly adjust herself to the seated position, when she notices the black and white car with falshing lights screach around the corner, and head straight for them. "Gordon", she screams."Holdon". Gordon slams on the breaks coming to a complete stop and looks in the rearview mirror. "Damn they've surrounded us." -
CayenneMan said on Apr 08, 2009....
Strangely enough the car came to rest on top of a bridge in need of dire repair. The vibration of the current event were to great, the bridge partially collapsed and the car dropped and landed on the deck of an empty cargo ship when Lolita looked up at Gordon and said . . . -
Mrs.SushiLover said on Apr 08, 2009....
"Our luck has gotten better! This cargo ship is carrying containers of Taco Bell salsa".
Just as Gordan covered his face with his hand shaking his head in amazement someone can be this stupid, Lolita notices a cop pulling himself over the side of the ship. He must have been in one of the cop cars that fell in the bridge collapse.
Pulling out his gun, he points it at Lolita and says....
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rupert7 said on Apr 08, 2009....
"OK its the end of the road for you two, you have a appointment with shorty Anderson after all! I'm gonna get in back and you are gonna take us to him now! But what the hells that?" -
CayenneMan said on Apr 08, 2009....
" I'm not sure, but to me it looks like a couple of whales having sex ! " Gordon exclaimed. -
Mrs.SushiLover said on Apr 08, 2009....
Staring at the whales, the cop says: "Look at the size of the waves they are making!"
Lolita giggling says, "Fuck the waves. Look at the size of that whale's penis!"
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superbozo said on Apr 08, 2009....
Bubba the whale was busy servicing the missus when he saw the slack jawed pervs watching him.
"if it's not Japanese whalers it's boat load of dickheads with their cameras.....Will I never get a moments peace"
He removed his monster penis much to Mrs Bubba's disapproval. He dived down as deep as he could. He was at the bottom looking up at the Boat.
"I'll show them fuckers!!!"
He swam as fast as he could at the boat. As he rammed home he felt the hull split. On deck the boat shuddered and shook in the water.
"What the fuck is happening now?" yeled Gordon.
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AtomicMinds said on Apr 09, 2009....
"What the hell do you think is happening", the cop replied "Hes attacking us because he feel threatend by you two idots.""Its not our fault" Gordon and Lolita reply in harmony.When out of nowhere a strange is heard from up top of the bridge ruins. "Willy no, their not here to hurty you"."Oh my God, its the kid from Free Willy." Lolita crys. "Hes here to save us" -
AtomicMinds said on Apr 09, 2009....
"What the hell do you think is happening", the cop replied "Hes attacking us because he feels threatend by you two idots.""Its not our fault" Gordon and Lolita reply in harmony.When out of nowhere a strange voice is heard from up top of the bridge ruins. "Willy no, their not here to hurty you"."Oh my God, its the kid from Free Willy." Lolita crys. "Hes here to save us" -
Hegemone said on Apr 09, 2009....
"I am NOT the kid from Free Willy, he's on vacation! I'm Elija Wood from Flipper, and more widely known for the Lord of the Rings! Why does nobody ever recognize me! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Elija Wood starts flailing his arms and crying, which causes him to lose his balance and fall overboard, never to be seen again (sort of like his acting career).
"OK, that guy is useless ... what are we gonna do, this whale will kill us all if we don't act fast!" Lolita cried out.
"Maybe we should all grab hold of one of those orange life jacket things and hope for the best." Gordon said, starting to try to make his way over to them.
"Are you serious? A whale is trying to tear this ship apart and you're going to toss on a life jacket and sit with a stupid grin on your face until its over? Not on my watch." The police officer said, incredulous that Gordon had come up with so little for a solution.
"Wait, I have an idea ... we all stopped what we were dealing with because we saw them screwing ... maybe the same idea could apply ..." Lolita said with a shine in her eye, looking from the police officer to Gordon.
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CayenneMan said on Apr 09, 2009....
"Don't get any ideas Lolita !. I'm just not in the mood . . . when that air bag deployed I felt like I had a mouthful of big Bertha's butt . . . soiled panties and all, we'll just have to think of something else ! " shouted Gordon with a look of disappointment. -
cntlvmenuf said on Apr 09, 2009....
The police officer gave Gordon another incredulous look as he started to take off his shirt, gun holster and all his other clothes. "Forget you man. Speak for yourself!!!"
Lolita's eyes widened as she watched the police officer stripping. She gave Gordon another look as she too started stripping and her face broke into a mischevious grin. The police officer grinned at Lolita for the first time, winked at her and said, "Ma'am....you have the right to strip. Anything we do here is within my line of duty to protect innocent lives. Please proceed with caution. You have the right to touch my rod....."
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superbozo said on Apr 09, 2009....
Bubba seeing the size of the policemans tiny tool......started laughing....
"WHAT IS THAT......OI.......OI.........Mrs Bubba look at that pathetic thing!"
"BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHA..........STUPID HUMANS" she replied.
Mr and Mrs Bubba swam off into the distance laughing at the ridiculous policemans tool. The damage however had already been done, the water was pouring in through the hole in the hull of the boat. The boat had started to lean badly.
"well just don't stand there!" Lolita cried
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CayenneMan said on Apr 10, 2009....
The cop didn't waste a second he jumped into the murky water followed by Lolita. A thousand fish floated to the surface. Gordan still laughing at the cop's tiny pee-pee grabbed a business card from the desk on the deck of the soon to be swallowed ship.
It was a good day. Gordan was happy . He knew he had the cop by at least an inch. He jumped into the sea and swam just as fast as he could , he barely made it beyond the great suction of the sinking cargo ship but he was safe . . . at least for now.
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Hegemone said on Apr 10, 2009....
Swimming up onto the shore the cop and Lolita were panting, trying to gain their composure and get their heads straight about what had just happened.
"So, ummm ..." The cop began to mumble.
"We got away from the whales, we don't need to screw now." Lolita said with an inquisitive look at the cop.
"Right. Guess its time to get back to the other business at hand ... the reason we landed on that ship in the first place." The cop said as he started pulling his clothes on properly.
"OR we could just forget all about that and be happy we made it out of this ordeal alive." Lolita suggested as she watched Gordon wash up onto the muddy shore.
"I'm sorry I can't do that." The cop said, buckling his belt.
"Well then I'm sorry that I'll have to let everybody know about your cocktail weenie, can't have you falsely advertising for jumbo beef franks with that thing!" Lolita said with a laugh.
"I ... uh ... wait ..." The cop began blushing and absently placed a hand over his crotch.
"Heh, yeah, dude, now I understand why you were so eager to get in her pants. You must not get any very often, but I bet you get tons of laughs. Does it make you feel good that you can bring laughter into everybody's life?" Gordon asked with a sneer.