Whew, finally got through all of the stuff I needed to catch up on here! I honestly wasn't sure that I'd make it. I now have twenty minutes of work left, and I've gotten through most of the things required of me today. One particular thing I'm going to skip just because I need to ask a question or two about it and my boss is not here, so it'll have to wait until tomorrow.
I had a bunch of crap throughout the weekend that I kept thinking "I want to blog about this, I need to, OMG!" but now, I don't even feel like rehashing any of it. Long story short, my in laws went nuts on us this weekend and pretty much did not give us a moment to ourselves, and they acted like babies anytime we tried to demand time for ourselves. When the in laws weren't being jack asses my dad was filling in. At least the turtle tank is clean, but now the next project is the septic tank ... dad's been working on digging it up for a couple of days now because it might need to be pumped out. JOY!
I intend to have a talk with my dad when I get home, which could prove interesting. I just have a question for the guys, sorry girls, you'll be just as clueless as me ... so, guys, you have penises ... is there truth behind the statement that "Sometimes it just gets away from me." in relation to pissing, and to go with that, what constitutes "sometimes", is that a few times in a day, a week, a month, a year, your life? If somebody were to "let it get away" damn near every time they drink, which is damn near every night, is that their own fault and inebriation or is it justifiable? I just want to know because you see, my dad will get drunk, not be able to make his mark and pee all over the toilet (not IN it, ON it), the floor surrounding it, the trash can, the rug in front of it and even the bath tub next to it. Then when I get frustrated because I didn't know and I managed to step a bare foot in his piss, HE gets mad at me because he couldn't help it. I think there's maybe a tiny bit of truth in that he can't help it, but if you lose your balance and pee everywhere, that has nothing to do with it being beyond your control ... YOU decided to drink. I mean seriously, how do you get mad at me when I stepped in YOUR piss?
Where was I going with that? Last night my dad lost his balance while taking a piss ... he pissed all over the rug, floor, toilet, and bathtub (I didn't see that, my husband did, and wasn't sure if he pissed IN the bathtub or just the side of it). Either way, I don't clean up other people's piss and shit, that's why I'm not in any sort of healthcare field, so I will be requiring my dad to do so. He'll probably get pissy, and the bathroom will be nasty, and I will refuse to use it until he cleans it. That reminds me ... guess I better go to the bathroom before I leave so I can effectively go on strike at home when the time comes.
Isn't it a bitch having to worry about this stupid kind of shit? I mean seriously who the hell else even has to worry about this? It's embarassing, it's obscene, it's inappropriate and it's unfair, to say the least. Ah well, now I've got about ten minutes left, so I guess I'll post this and mozy on to tie up any loose ends for the day.
Hegemone posted on Apr 06, 2009
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fragglesrock said on Apr 06, 2009....
you're right i DON'T have an answer to your question <tee hee> i just wanted to give my two cents that i can't BELIEVE your dad gets mad at YOU because HE couldn't help drinking to the point where he's pissing like a fire hose all over the bathroom? again, you have great patience hege. -
superbozo said on Apr 06, 2009....
ROFLMAO.......It not only fires around corners it has a mind of it's own too. It can definately missfire. You can set yourself up, take carefull aim, prepare to fire and WTF. You then try to correct your aim only for the friggin bastard thing to fire how you thought it would fire meaning your now pissing in another direction. You can't stop once you start if you've been drinking. I can when sober but not after a few beers. My mum used to shout "SIT YOUR ARSE DOWN TO PISS" at both me and Dad if we had a few. It's a habit I still have to this day. As for the leaving it there thats a territory marker. Our DNA tells us it's ok to let evaporation take place. -
CayenneMan said on Apr 06, 2009....
Ha ha ha :o) yes I'd say it got away from him ! No, mine has never gotten away from me. If it's dark and I have a buzz it's very important that I hit my target or I'd never hear the end of it ! I just hold mine with both hands as I would thick a handled golf club. Any other time I'm good to go. Maybe you could get him a laser pointer and have him strap it on ;o) ? I don't know . . . getting wobbly on the feet could be a problem when I've got a buzz . . . once I start it's hard to shut it down :o) . Wow, I wonder if this post will make it in Time magazine one day ?
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beyondtheveil said on Apr 06, 2009....
hege- I actually learned to piss properly as a child. It didn't take much training, like getting a degree or anything. As a kid in the woods I could take out a pissant in one second, a dragonfly that flew too close in two. Hitting the inside of a toilet bowl isn't difficult even when seeing double from drinking, if there's two bowls, you have two dicks.
I have had accidents. With the best of aim sometimes the stream does a ninety. I haven't figured that one out yet, must be someone with a voodoo doll, a needle, and an attitude.
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BEWELL said on Apr 06, 2009....
yes sometimes my aim is a little cockeyed! hehhhhhhhhhh! -
D6fer said on Apr 06, 2009....
Hegemone......Hilarious stuff here!....I like cayannemans solution!
Yeah, the old pee-shooter can seem to have a mind of it's own sometimes, but that sounds pretty bad....I've aimed for the bowl and hit my shoes before....that sucks....but usually stay on target....it seems to not work as well after having sex....kinda gums things up I guess......maybe this is why they invented urinals....a closer target! -
dyingman said on Apr 06, 2009....
I've never been drunk or high.
Never had it "get away from me".
Coincidence?
*DM
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travelr712 said on Apr 06, 2009....
no matter how drunk i am, i still hit the bowl. course, that may be because i'm the one cleaning the bathroom... -
husbandhater said on Apr 06, 2009....
hahahahahahahahaha. Pissing has a mind of it's own. Haaaahhhahahah -
nytquill17 said on Apr 06, 2009....
*snurk* You guys are cracking me up here!
So obviously I can't answer your question Hege. I can tell you that I have never had to do damage control in our bathroom save a stray drop or two on the bottom of the toilet seat. But my guy is a sweetie who has always put the seat down, without fail, so I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out he was cleaning up after himself too. Plus I don't think he's ever gotten anything worse than a little buzz in all the time I've known him.
The point is, it doesn't matter if he can't stay on it for the full 8 seconds (seriously from what you described it sounds like he's having a freaking rodeo in there...either that or like a fire hose when no one's holding it, that just flies around the room), a REAL man wouldn't leave that for you to find! ;)
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Hegemone said on Apr 06, 2009....
Fraggles - Entirely too much patience, heh, now I've got that attitude adjuster though ... might just have to fix this problem once and for all!
Bozo - Makes sense, I see at least he's not the only one, but it would be nice if he'd realize that I live here too and that pissing does not convince me that it's his house, just convinces me that I want to murder him a little more.
CM - Ha, that would be amazing if it did end up in the times, but I guess stranger things have happened. Lol. So at least you have some sort of idea that you MIGHT have trouble and it's not at all cool to miss and just claim 'it got away from you' which tells me he MIGHT be capable of the same thought process, even if at a very hideously slow rate, lol, and that's with buying him a laser pointer so he has a target. You know, it just might be worth the look on his face to give him one.
Beyond - Well, if somebody is using a voo doo doll on HIM to cause that ... I'd like to get ahold of them and do it to them for a while. At least give me a break and not poke at him when he's takin' a whiz, ya know? Lol.
Bewell - Feeling a little cocky today? Oops ... errr ... he he.
D6 - Heh, yeah, thinking CMs idea looks more and more appealing. At least I know he's just sort of being lazy, or maybe has a health condition he doesn't want to admit to ... that he does it so often? Either way, I'll be glad when he figures out a way to fix this problem.
DM - Yup, very valid point. I'm chalking it up to the drunkenness mostly, but come on, at least when he's sober the next day he doesn't have to get upset at ME for asking HIM to clean it up.
Trav - Ha, you know, maybe I should boycot the bathroom cleaning until he does it himself ... but wait, he's a guy ... and not at all afraid of a dirty bathroom ... dammit, lol.
HH - In this house it seems to. I seriously wish I could get away with pissing somewhere other than in the bowl and saying 'oh it got away from me!' Wait, maybe I'm on to something there ... maybe that would get the point across? Heh, be hilarious either way.
Nyt - See, I'd be totally OK with it if my dad would clean up after himself as soon as possible ... and if he'd maybe apologize when I managed to stumble into it unsuspectingly, instead of getting nasty with me about it when I'm asking him to clean it up. As I mentioned in HH's response ... think I might have to fight fire with fire here ... just might have to stage a potty accident sometime soon.
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travelr712 said on Apr 06, 2009....
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Sir. said on Apr 06, 2009....
the stream can be a bit off at times (early morning or after the good ol' hose has not been used in awhile) but completely missing... that's fricken drunk.
maybe he should grow the balls to sit down when hes shitfaced (some guys see sitting to piss as a gay/womanly thing, dunno why personally) but when you really gotta go, a la shitfaced it can be sudden, i know i've almost missed the entire bathroom at least once.
oh, and pissing on the floor to show him how it feels probably is'nt the best idea...
chances are he'll be pissed (in more than one way) when he steps in it.
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evil_twin said on Apr 06, 2009....
Let's just say that the aim can be a little off sometimes, especially if you're really shit faced :-P But this situation sounds ridiculous and if your dad is that drunk that he's pissing all over the place every night, he needs to just sit his ass down and tuck it in and go that way! Less mess and less risk of him falling over due to drunkeness :-P
-evil_twin LA
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nytquill17 said on Apr 06, 2009....
Oh yeah Hege, I meant to say in my first comment but I got distracted by mental images of a guy on the end of a runaway "fire hose"...
it reminds me of my dad...one night home from college I had a stomach bug and I threw up...didn't quite make it to the bathroom in time. So anyway I was cleaning up after myself in the middle of the night, putting my pj's in the wash and all, and I was trying to be quiet but I didn't have a lot of choice, stuff had to get cleaned up right away you know? So it woke my dad up by accident.
And oh my gosh he was mad at ME for being sick and waking him up! I was kind of stunned. Like, gosh, sorry I dared get sick in the middle of the night, and dared to clean up after myself! He grumped and griped and sat out in the living room with me (I stayed up while my stomach settled) and totally gave me the cold shoulder + grunting treatment.
Men! lol ;)
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CreativeWoman said on Apr 06, 2009....
Just a suggestion...
If he's not steady, ask him to sit down and point it in. Problem solved. :-)
CW
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PieterOpie said on Apr 06, 2009....
This is not about urination.... this is about alcoholism. PERIOD!!
Wake up to the truth. If you cannot stand still enough to pee fairly straight and to macho to sit down then you are too drunk and if this is a regular event then you are and alcoholic. It is that simple. I am guessing your dad is a hopeless addict.
It is funny that he gets mad at you for his uselessness. That is classic alcoholic thinking. You need to help him sober up, not pee straight.
Of course at this rate he will lose control of all kinds of functions. Booze affects every system and every tissue type in the body. Eventually he will just pee in his pants and that will sort of solve one problem I suppose. Something to look forward to. Have fun.
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Sandman said on Apr 06, 2009....
I have a penis and weird stuff happens thats why in our home any man that needs to pee MUST sit down or go outside and use a tree . We live in the woods and no one will see . No exceptions to this rule . If your a visitor to our home and have a kick stand then sitting down is a must . No reason why my wife or myself should have to clean up some other mans piss . And even most grown men couldn't hit the ground if they tried and young boys are worse .MEN : sit down --it won't hurt and your wife will love you more ! -
Sir. said on Apr 06, 2009....
i kinda figured she realized he's an alki... no need to bring up the obvious... -
PieterOpie said on Apr 06, 2009....
Sir, THERE IS AN ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM!!!!!! -
nonameneeded said on Apr 07, 2009....
yeah, but its a cute ass elephant.
Sir.
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Sir. said on Apr 07, 2009....
hello me, its me again...
sorry had to do it...
Sir.
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PieterOpie said on Apr 07, 2009....
I love elephants but I refuse to say that their asses are cute. They're ugly horrible looking things. I can't ignore obvious things like some people can. I lack the imagination required. Our unrestrained messy urinater needs to understand where the real problem lies. Why ignore it? It won't get better. It will get wetter.... -
scipio said on Apr 07, 2009....
Put up a notice:" My aim is to keep this place clean - Your aim will help me to do so."But should be read when sober. -
Sir. said on Apr 07, 2009....
sober... lol...
read... ha!
chances are it will get pissed on.
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PieterOpie said on Apr 07, 2009....
Scipio said: "...But should be read when sober."
Straight away we have a problem. The little time that might be true the eyes of the offending urinater would be barely open and so blurred with little spots and dots floating before them, that any notice would not even be seen let alone read.
In the unlikely event that it was actually read and interpreted correctly then I doubt that an alcoholic would ever admit any responsibility for the stinking mess and thus assume the notice was intended for someone else. That is the way the pickled brain reasons. Everything is always someone else's fault.
Furhtermore any such notice might very well be taken as an act of aggression and although taking offense would in itself be a form of admission to the dirty deed it would then spark off an unpredictable state of war in which urine is the main weapon of choice. Things may get worse before they get better.
However, I applaud the peaceful intention of the aforementioned notice and it's aims are a step in the right direction. Now to work on the aim of the drunk and his wayward penis.... the penis that lacks any direction in life....
Let's hope he doesn't decide to start shitting in odd places.... that would be a real deal breaker. (BARRRFFFF!!!!)
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wishyouwerehere said on Apr 07, 2009....
What about a handheld urinal, Hege? He can safely tuck the wild weiner inside and then dump it into the toilet when he's finished.And just for the record - I am in the healthcare field - but I do not relish the thought of cleaning up anyone else's piss. You pee on the floor of my bathroom and you are absolutely cleaning it up yourself - right after I kick your ass!This is more than anyone should have to put up with Hege - stand your ground! -
Hegemone said on Apr 07, 2009....
Sir - Heh, well it was a joke for me to piss on the floor, believe me, I don't think I could if I wanted to. I do agree with ya though, he could at least sit down or something (and now I see where Trav may have gotten his inspiration for his most recent post).
E_T- Right, see, I don't think I'd have such a beef with it if it was only once in a blue moon, but every time he drinks a certain amount, I just assume that there'll be pee in places there shouldn't be.
Nyt - Then you understand perfectly how I feel. It's like 'Wait, you have the audacity to get mad at ME?' Men, they claim WE'RE confusing ... look in the mirror dudes (try not to pee on it please!)! lol
CW - Believe me, I want to suggest it, and I just might if I catch him in the right mood sometime soon ... I tend to tread lightly around the subject since he gets all offensive at first mention.
Piet - Lol, well, you've stated the obvious, yes he is an alcoholic. At least he's not a 24/7 alcoholic (i.e. he doesn't have a bottle or a can in his hand 24/7, he just definitely drinks each night at a certain time). I'm not helping him get away from the alcoholism, I've given up on that. If he's not 100% ready to give it up, then all I'd be doing would be spinning my wheels. He gets mad if you bring it up, so at this point I'm just trying to get by until my husband and I can move out. LMAO, and I really did laugh out loud at your mention of him beginning to piss himself (I think I'd pee myself laughing at him) ... and then of shitting in random places. Ha, pretty sure that one won't happen ... but I think that'd be the final straw, I'd just have to hold my hands up and say 'I'm out.' and leave, lol. Thanks for stopping in with your interesting comentary.
Scipio - I'm thinking about doing that one too, since I'm outnumbered in the bathroom too ... I live with 2 men, and see, for some reason they think they outnumber me ... when have they not yet learned that I am 100% capable of making their lives miserable if things aren't going my way? Just kiddin' ... maybe.
Sandman - Sounds like a way of life I could get along with. Now that its warm weather out we're actually starting to enforce the 'If you have an extendo hose, please step outside to urinate and save the toilet for the ladies!' rule. We live out in the country so we can get by with it ... but darn it, it doesn't stop my drunken dad who winds up needing to pee every 20 minutes because he's drinking.
Wishy - I didn't know those existed, but beyond that, I'm also fairly certain my dad would not do it. He'd be offended, appauled and start acting like a child because I suggested it ... then I'd be writing a whole 'nother post about how we got into this huge knock down drag out because I asked him to stop peeing all over the bathroom. While in theory it's somewhat funny, I know better, lol. Maybe though, like I mentioned in CW's response, I can catch him in the right mood and bring it up. God that gets so old, having to 'wait until he's in the right mood' to talk to him about shit. That's just juvenile. Anyway, lol, thanks for stopping in!
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SlickNick said on Apr 07, 2009....
Tell your dad to sit down and tuck it in between his legs...problem solved. -
Hegemone said on Apr 07, 2009....
Nick - I hope that works anyway, just have to get him in the right mind set so he doesn't go ballistic for me even suggesting it. He's a bit of a pill to deal with sometimes, overgrown child with a temper if you know what I mean. -
SlickNick said on Apr 07, 2009....
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PieterOpie said on Apr 07, 2009....
Hegemone: He may not drink 24/7 (yet) but believe me, he is an alcoholic every minute of the day. It is a full-time job and it is a preocupation that demands a lot of time. Eventually, time devoted to this "lifestyle" will increase and therefore so will the sheer volume of urine produced and the quality of that urine will deteriorate in terms of smell.. (gasp). it may come as no surprise that alcoholism is a progressive illness. It rarely gets better or reaches a pleasant stage. Living with one is a marathon of endurence and courage. I wish you calm, wisdom and a miracle of some sort.... and I'm in no way religious!! If you are... you also may want to pray for one. -
Hegemone said on Apr 07, 2009....
Nick - Thank you!
Piet - Oh, trust me, I know that technically he's a 24/7 drunk, I just wanted to point out that at least he doesn't drink 24/7 yet. He's been an alcoholic all of my life that I can remember, so I'm well versed. It takes a lot out of me to deal with him ... and it's also one of the primary reasons my husband and I are trying to move out. Thank you for the well wishes.
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PieterOpie said on Apr 07, 2009....
Either you are earning a huge amount of Brownie Points (good karma) with your journey on to Nirvana for being so enduring, or in your last life you were in fact Adolf Hitler...... (hehehe) -
Sir. said on Apr 07, 2009....
it's probably the hitler thing...
j/k hedge. you could'nt be hitler...
that's gotta be my ex's father... all sorts of shit happens to him and jews hate him for no apparent reason.
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Hegemone said on Apr 07, 2009....
Piet - LMAO, you know, I have seriously wondered how horrid I was in a past life if this is why I deal with this stuff in this life.
Sir - Yeah I have no problem with Jews, in fact I have a few in the family ... which is interesting that I married into a German family.
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Sir. said on Apr 07, 2009....
figured... there cant be TWO Hitler reincarnations running around after all. -
PieterOpie said on Apr 07, 2009....
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nonameneeded said on Apr 08, 2009....
well he "knew what the county needed" right?
no one needs communism... it just dont work.
Sir.
mike... whatever.. drunk and in a happy mood...this is my other persona by the way...
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PieterOpie said on Apr 08, 2009....
There is no need to deride communism because their leadership was corrupt from the very beginning. The principle is rather lovely. It is not out of line with perfect christian values, but that religion is led by corrupt pricks much like communism was. Systems are fine - people suck.... But you digress - Stalin was a mass murdererring despot who had little to do with communism. Neither did the Soviet Union for that matter. Why people don't understand this is surprising to me. The same people generally believe America is the perfect democracy. LOL Funny isn't it? Ask they people living in tent cities how free they feel. That time I digressed but I refuse to take responsibility. I was provoked.......
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nonameneeded said on Apr 08, 2009....
exactly, total control leads to corruption even if it was not present at the begining (trust me, i know... complete control corrodes even the best people).
if you have total control and little value for individual human rights (such as the right to live) then you are bound to be an egotistical megalomaniac...
as for america being a perfect democracy... thats bullshit we are just as orrupted as the old ussr was, if not more so...
i fif not intend on provoking you... just my views.
oh, dunno if i mentioned it but pretty plastered right now.
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nonameneeded said on Apr 08, 2009....
oh, hedge.. sufficently drunk to miss the toilet and guess what...
i sat the fuck down... holy shit.... common sense is a goddamn virtue!
j/k it's common...duh!
well, trainyour dad (get a tazer if you have to) to either piss in the bowl or sit down.
i've heard cattle prods work just as good on alkies...
yours drunkly...
sir.
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PieterOpie said on Apr 08, 2009....
Oh wow.... you are so drunk, I am seeing double......
uh oh...... the room is beginning to spinnnnn........ eeeeehhhwwww.......
<stagger stagger.... trip... topple.... CRRASHHH!!!!>
hic..... hic......
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Sir. said on Apr 08, 2009....
one less than me...
the world never spun for me, no matter how shitfaced i am.
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PieterOpie said on Apr 08, 2009....
Maybe you need to mix your drinks more. Beer, wine, liquor, back to beer and so forth. Continue until room appears to spin or heart stops. Repeat if possible. -
Sir. said on Apr 08, 2009....
i only drin good sweet dark wine, mixing liquor and beer is a must rthough...
once got alcohol poisoning (18) but dont remmber if the room spun (of course)
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Sir. said on Apr 08, 2009....
ait a sec... isnt this about pissing...
just lit a cigarette on a ceramic stove (holy shit my typing isn't too impaired... stupid typo ocd...)
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Sir. said on Apr 08, 2009....
er..*wait... dammit...
hold on.. what are you doing up at 530?
different time zone or something?
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Sir. said on Apr 08, 2009....
shit... i got a mail from sc saying there was a post and i for got waht it was... i think it was the post concerning the there frags but i'm not sure
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PieterOpie said on Apr 08, 2009....
It is about pissing. Yes indeed it is.... pissing by a drunk dictator. You see how all this crap ties in with it now?
Can you even read this.....?
Let me ask you this..... ¥´øw t˙emmœñ πaa®†uvver† ?
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Sir. said on Apr 08, 2009....
yes i can read it but the random charators make no sence... can you post a link to the "revelations" post concerning the other frags? too lazy to find it... -
Sir. said on Apr 08, 2009....
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Sir. said on Apr 08, 2009....
i'm listening to my punkish side songs.... so much awesomeness involved...
sorry for hijacking your blog post hedge....
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Sir. said on Apr 08, 2009....
you stand by me, i stand by you too,
if theres a fight, i'm the one to come too...
i can totaly relate to that line...
would love to punch someone out right now... in a kind drunk sparring way of course...
damn... i'm more violent than i realized....
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nonameneeded said on Apr 08, 2009....
grr... plastered and noone is online... damn... -
Hegemone said on Apr 08, 2009....
Lol ... uhhh ... no problem on hijacking the post, it was funny to read at least. Ha, and see ... common sense from somebody who was drunk ... it's not THAT hard to figure out how to pee without making a mess! -
PieterOpie said on Apr 08, 2009....
Oh Hegie..... every idiot already knows how to do it (don't they?). It is a matter of actual physical control - and none exists in this case. Even if the slob wanted to be nice and neat, and I doubt that he does, he would not be able to find and point Percy at the porcelain. He has lost all muscular control due to the overwhelming effects of all that poison in his system.
It is his house and he doesn't have to be nice - does he? No. Tell me, does he have a mate - a spouse? Is there a woman mad enough to live with this creature? If so.... what does she think of all this?
Naaaa.... who'd put up with that if you didn't have to. My God Hegie.... why did you kill those six million jews? WHY????
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Sir. said on Apr 09, 2009....
cuz the smell of kosher flesh burning is awesome! -
PieterOpie said on Apr 09, 2009....
(shock) >>> "G A S P !!!" <<<
(recovery) Oh, right.... bacony. Hmmmm.......
(remorse) <gulp>
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javadewd said on Apr 12, 2009....
On the whole pissing thing: Elder abuse is an option. Squatting to piss is another. Ask PO, he squats to pee... You could also fill some beer bottles with piss. Just be sure that he gets a tall cold one after a few of the regular ones. That will put a stop to his drinking quick.
My in-laws used to be all up in our shit until I simply stopped coming around and letting my wife come around. It's funny how that all works. My in-laws bitch and moan at each other. That has been their standard form of communication for their whole entire marriage of forty years. Now that things are changing (health reasons), they are having to learn how to talk to each other without raising their voices. I have been two words away from telling several of my wife's relatives to go fuck themselves since we've been married (a mere six months), but I'm hoping that their communication skills get better before I have to resort to that. Your mileage may vary...
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PieterOpie said on Apr 12, 2009....
PSSSST....... ( don't listen to him (Java)... he is mentally disturbed. My fault I'm afraid. I've been harassing him relentlessly, well until he made a tasteless remark I could not recover from..... YECH... I am still reeling from it. I think he is a Nazi too....) -
javadewd said on Apr 12, 2009....
Thanks PO. I've submitted you as the poster child for mental retardation...Why don't you go hump a dog or something.
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PieterOpie said on Apr 13, 2009....
I'll have you know I am a genius in my own mind. Please don't be disgusting. Dogs are very special creatures and just because you think of them as sex objects does not mean I do. You are despicable. And a Nazi.
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javadewd said on Apr 13, 2009....
Ponch Says:
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PieterOpie said on Apr 13, 2009....
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javadewd said on Apr 13, 2009....
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PieterOpie said on Apr 13, 2009....
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Hegemone said on Apr 13, 2009....
Now now .... let's not get into an all out slap fight on my post, 'kay guys?
Java - Well, his drinking isn't going to quit, he's an alcoholic and it doesn't work that way, he needs medical attention but that will only happen when he truly, 100% wants it. As for now, I just have to dodge and weave and cope with what I have to deal with so far as he goes ... that is, until we move out (in the plans). Oh yeah, and he's not all that old (47), so it wouldn't be elderly abuse yet. So far as my in laws, well, its different dynamics as I've grown up with them ... its a 'my grandparents were friends with his grandparents so it goes that far back' sort of deal. Its not the end of the world, when they start getting really bad I go into extreme avoidance mode, they back off and things are fine. Health issues are the only reason I don't explode on them, because as they are aging (MIL - 60, FIL - 65) they're developing health issues that I really don't want to screw with ... i.e. high blood pressure, irritable bowel ... I'm not going to be at fault for anybody shitting themselves, or worse, having a stroke or heart attack. I'll just avoid them.
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javadewd said on Apr 13, 2009....
I know the feeling with the whole aging in-laws thing. I wish they just would have shit themselves instead of prostate cancer and cardiomyopathy / congestive heart failure. -
Hegemone said on Apr 13, 2009....
Yeah those are some pretty rough illnesses. I know my in laws suffer from more than what I mentioned, and it just makes us feel like they're ticking time bombs, you know? Then my FIL, that old bastard, KNOWS that we all try to tread lightly so he doesn't get mad and raise his blood pressure, so he antagonizes everybody. -
nonameneeded said on Apr 17, 2009....
thats great! i leave for a week and a slap-fest almost breaks out!
well, i hope you got the cattle prod (i did not remember posting that, i kinda feel like a dick....) and started a regular, structured, definitive training regimen...
again, good luck!
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solarpanel said on May 02, 2009....
The only time my penis "gets away from me" is when it's horny and seems to have a life of it's own, gets really hard and erect when it's not always convenient, sometimes takes me by surprise and of course, if there's nos girl to suck on it for me I take it in my own hands to "solve the problem". Piss inf out of hand, never! -
nonameneeded said on May 11, 2009....
so yeah, got drunk the other day and discovered that drunk, with no lights on, a beer in one hand and my head tilted back chugging a vodka tonic in the other i could still make my mark.... all i had to do was sit, which was good cuz i don't know if i could have stood and downed that drink. -
Hegemone said on May 11, 2009....
Solar - Sorry it took me so long to get back to this. Understandable reason to get away from ya, heh, and at least you try to solve the problem instead of ignoring it. ;-)
Noname - Lol, yeah and what a waste it would have been to drop either drink in the toilet! Even though you would have probably been staggering too much to make a lot in there, it still would have been a shame!
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nonameneeded said on May 12, 2009....
yes, yes it would have. -
Voltaire said on Oct 25, 2009....
Get a yellow piece of plastic and have it placed securely on the toilet, so he has something to focus on. :P
J/K
But as the lads say, when drunk it can be a problem to aim properly.
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Hegemone said on Oct 25, 2009....
Voltaire - Lol, now there's an idea, put a target on the bottom of the toilet! -
Voltaire said on Oct 26, 2009....
Sorry I just couldn't resist!! :D
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