what?! it's my turn.
everyone else has had a turn at drunk blogging!
ok,ok, ok, so i love you man.
what?! i do!
it started with a 6-pack which is a cake walk for me, lord, that's just enough to piss me off.
so i go to the corner store and get another 6, thinking, i just want another one or two..
(fuck i have to keep back-spacing to fix my typing errors)
so, the nother one or two has turned into another 6.....
6 + 6 = 12
i really can drink some assholes under the table.
not saying htat anyone hereis assholes. just you know, people are assholse sometimes.
my girflreinds have taught me how to drinkd, and drink weell if i might say so.
i'm no lightwetht, dammit don't laugh.
so, bubblegum is pretty good, don't you think?
can you imagine if i blogged back in the days when i got high? i really can't. woulda been more of a farkin trainwreck than this.
i watched an episode of "clean house" on my friends cable tv that made me cry the other day. i don't cry much. yeah, really, never.
titanic movie? didn't cry.
steel magnolias movie? didn't cry.
terms of endearment movie? didn't cry.
evening star movie? didn't cry.
i know, call me heartless. i'm not heartless though. just in control of the tears. does that make me keeper of my DOMAIN? as in the seinfeld episode? quite possibly. i'm very stoic if i choose to be. ooooh, stoic, very good word after drinking a 12 pack on a work night.
what else? bubblegum is pretty good. oh, i said that alreay didn't i?
know what else? pizza makes me fart but it's my favorite food. such a conundrum. specially after a 12 pack. yep, pizza of all kinds, i could eat it for every meal.
what food makes you fart?
