• woman said on Mar 24, 2009....

  Has been for me. Especially as I travel through time. Stop. Rethink. Ok. Love, no. Not really, it may be the most simple of all things. It's relationships that can be so very very complicated.

• queenparanoia said on Mar 24, 2009....

  nope...
  
  love is simple...
  
  people make it complicated...
  

• the_infernal_optimist said on Mar 24, 2009....

  Wholeheartedly agree with both of the above comments.
  
  Love is simple. Love is easy. Circumstances...details...make it complicated.
  
  ~Infernal
  

• superbozo said on Mar 24, 2009....

  Dare I say it "women make it complicated" :)

• destinydiva said on Mar 24, 2009....

  love is as complicated or as simple as the two people in love make it..
  
  

• CayenneMan said on Mar 24, 2009....

       Not once you make a genuine connection. Avoiding counterfeit connections can be complicated.

• travelr712 said on Mar 25, 2009....

  yeah, but i'm a piece of shit, right?

• scipio said on Mar 25, 2009....

  Love - easy to fall in - but difficult to get out.

• rupert7 said on Mar 25, 2009....

  Along the lines of scipio - It sneaks up and traps you and like a bear trap....theres no way out. Is it complicated? - every bit as much as life itself!

• destinydiva said on Mar 25, 2009....

  no trav, your not a piece of shit! 

• queenparanoia said on Mar 25, 2009....

  youre a piece of shit that cares. remember that.
  
  people may not appreciate you. but i do. and i mean it!
  

• uniquely-ironic said on Mar 25, 2009....

  trap as a tag line?  wow, that's creepy.
   
  love is both complicated and simple.  I think we make it complicated though.

• one_wired_kitty said on Mar 25, 2009....

  It's only as complicated as you make it.

• travelr712 said on Mar 25, 2009....

  so, it seems everyone is saying that it's easy, but we make it complicated. is there any way to make it easy?

• the_infernal_optimist said on Mar 25, 2009....

  Live in the moment. Don't overthink things. Allow yourself to be honestly happy.
  
  Sadly, that doesn't seem to be the way it goes.
  
  ~Infernal
  

• moonriver said on Mar 25, 2009....

  love is...
  the sea.
  
  Here on the island
  the sea
  and so much sea
  overflowing,
  relentless,
  it says yes, then no,
  then no, no, no,
  then yes, in blue,
  in foam, with gallops,
  it says no, again no.
  It cannot stay still,
  my name is sea, it repeats
  while slamming against rocks
  but unable to convince rocks,
  then
  with seven green tongues
  of seven green dogs,
  of seven green tigers,
  of seven green seas,
  it smothers rocks, kisses rocks,
  drenches rocks
  and slamming its chest,
  repeats its name.
  
  --pablo neruda
  
  

• CayenneMan said on Mar 25, 2009....

   A shower curtain and a tube of strawberry flavored lube helps.
  

• starchini said on Mar 25, 2009....

  Yup. 

• Hegemone said on Mar 25, 2009....

  I've found that the love itself is not complicated, everything around it is.

• fragglesrock said on Mar 25, 2009....

  love is not supposed to be complicated.  the best kind of love is given without any expectations or qualifications, usually that is not the case.  it seems the complications come when people start putting expectations and qualifications on the love they give or won't give.

• cntlvmenuf said on Mar 25, 2009....

  Ya know...I think in order to answer that question aright, you gotta define what this love is you are talking about coz I think this is another word that has been misused. Its also been misclassified and all that stuff.
  
  BUT...love, as Merriam Webster defines it, "unselfish loyal and benevolent concern for the good of another," the pure and unconditional kind is not complicated because it just is. But it sure can hurt coz it makes you care ... love is not indifferent.

• travelr712 said on Mar 25, 2009....

  strange cnt, i don't see anything in that definition about hot monkey sex...

• cntlvmenuf said on Mar 25, 2009....

  ...does it  hurt...soo good? Gotta read between the lines!

• PieterOpie said on Mar 27, 2009....

  Love is only complicated if you try to work it out.  Otherwise it is pretty simple really.  As soon as "shit happens" and it always does and you make an attempt to understand what is going on, it suddenly become complex and hard to figure out. 
  We humans are not as much in control as we like to think we are.  An awful lot of what we do and how we react is genetically predetermined and love is all that plus hormones - the so-called chemical variable.  However those chemicals are also largely controlled by our genetics so then we are left with the tiny bit we learned from our parents and our friends - plus what we got from TV, books and dirty magazines.  
  
  Basically if you want a drama-free love life, get a frontal lobotomy.......
  

• fragglesrock said on Mar 27, 2009....

  @ pieter - i think that's the most honest and insightful thing i've ever read from you!

• PieterOpie said on Mar 27, 2009....

  Yeah......  I'm a regular fountain of profanity and stuff. 
  
  
  
  BURRRRRP!!!    excuse me.......   FFFFAAAAARRRT  sorry......  hehe
  
  
  <scratch scratch scratchy scratch>   
  
  hmmm......  
  

• fragglesrock said on Mar 27, 2009....

  @ pieter - shew...i was thinking you were going to go all soft and boring on us, what a relief that you're not!

• PieterOpie said on Mar 27, 2009....

  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  You're funny....... 
  
  Me??????   Soft and boring?   
  
  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHHH!!!!!
  
  NEVER!!!!!  DAMN IT!!!  NOT IN THIS LIFETIME!!!!  #%@&$(($@%#!!!!!!!
  
  
  or to put it another way:    no.      
  

• travelr712 said on Mar 27, 2009....

  like the man said, i'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy...

• PieterOpie said on Mar 27, 2009....

  Travelr.... who said that?  No one said that.  You're making that up.  If you were a desolate alcoholic in a gutter somewhere, you might not think that.  There is a lot to be said for the mindlessness of scrambled frontal lobes.   You don't have to think so much and as you know, all trouble begins with thinking.
  
  
  

• travelr712 said on Mar 27, 2009....

   

   

  
   

  
  
   

   

  so there! nyah! thpthpthpthp!
  

• PieterOpie said on Mar 27, 2009....

  That is a funny line.....  LOL.   I'll pay that.
  
  BUT it has no basis in reality.   The bottle will bring great suffering.  A lobotomy is great pain that ends all suffering.... - forever!!!
  
  Would you rather live in constant and unbearable pain and anguish until you literally died in absolute abject poverty and poor health with a damaged and tormented brain  OR  live like a functioning vegetable neither happy or unhappy?
  
  It's a lousy choice.
  

• travelr712 said on Mar 27, 2009....

  are you really trying to start a conversation about this?

• PieterOpie said on Mar 27, 2009....

  Isn't conversation why we are all here?    
  
  Love is a lot like an addiction or a lobotomy....  it is "on topic" is it not?
  
  
  
  I'll leave quietly if you wish.  I've had enough drama in here for one week.......  
  
  BUT before I go - would you want to be a drunk or a vegetable?   Please choose....
  

• destinydiva said on Mar 27, 2009....

  may I answer? ...............depends on what vegetable I would be..    :-)
  
  
  

• fragglesrock said on Mar 27, 2009....

  trav! play nice with the group!

  drunk or vegetable? hmmm....they are both such desirable choices, makes it hard to choose.  i think i'd rather be a drunk - at least there would be lows and highs. i could not bear to live in a vegetable state, a monotone brain. but if i were a vegetable i probably wouldn't know the difference?

• fragglesrock said on Mar 27, 2009....

  shit des had to come along and introduce a whole nother realm to the question...what kind of veggie would i be???? the choices are overwhelming.  glad i'm a drunk and not a veggie. but, if i WERE a veggie i think i'd choose to be a hot pepper, where if you bite me YOU'LL be the one crying

• travelr712 said on Mar 27, 2009....

  no no, i didn't mean you had to leave!
   
  i think if i was a vegitable, i'd be a cucomber. i hear women like cucombers ;-)

• PieterOpie said on Mar 27, 2009....

  I thought women liked some decent clitoral stimulation rarely achieved by the inept feverish pokings of some dopey man who reaches orgasm before being able to find "the little man in the boat".
  
  I doubt a cucumber would replace a good vibrator commonly available in any corner sex-shop for a few dollars.
  
  I wonder why women ever bother with men to be perfectly honest.  We are right back to the genetic programming thing....   they can't help themselves....   well, they can.  hehehe   I meant, they can't control their impulses. 
  
  Men on the other hand can't control anything for the need to control everything.
  

• travelr712 said on Mar 27, 2009....

  wow, what's got up your skirt tonight pieter?

• PieterOpie said on Mar 27, 2009....

  Don't be silly. I haven't worn a skirt since I was 23.     I am now old fat, and can't find  a thing to wear....
  
  So...... to answer your loaded question....  There is nothing up my skirt as it were.  I am merely chatting.  I call 'em as I see 'em. 
  
  I have no stakes in trying to flatter women.  They get a raw deal in this world.  Men are so often arrogant creatures who are too busy with their own world to take the time to observe and listen to women.  I have a tendency to observe both sexes.  Human beings are fascinating things that make for a very interesting subject.  That is all really. 
  
  You ask as if I was angry or pissed off.  I'm not.  I am just stating my observations.  No more, no less.  Naturally they are heavily tinted with my opinion.  We all do that.  If that weren't true then this blog would soon fall silent.
  
  So.... Please... stay out of my attire if you don't mind.
  

• travelr712 said on Mar 27, 2009....

  oh believe me, staying out of your attire is a priority of mine

• PieterOpie said on Mar 28, 2009....

  Well good.  The feeling is more than mutual.  I prefer a real man.

• travelr712 said on Mar 28, 2009....

  well i can see after all those years of a blow up doll...

• PieterOpie said on Mar 28, 2009....

  I'm sorry, I don't understand that last comment of yours.  I'll just assume it is an attempt to belittle or insult me.  I mean, what else have we to do this late at night?  Are you saying I used a blow up doll for many years although I prefer a real man?
  I didn't quite see that.  I wish my sex life were as active as all that.  Even a blow up doll would be something.  Alas it is much worse than that.  Let me explain....
  I take medications for bi-polar depression and one side effect is weight gain and the other is a loss of libido.  All my ealrier enthusiasm for sex has become a relic of my past life.  I haven't pursued physical contact with a living or blow-up person for many years now.  That might sound pretty serious but in fact I welcome it.  I am free from what was once a force that drove me to distraction.  I would find myself going out in the vain hope of meeting someone and hoping for a bit of fun but more often than not I would return home alone without scoring.  That gets to be pretty frustrating after several failures.  I would have all kinds of negative thoughts and doubts.  Generally no fun at all.  Then if I ever was successful the actual sex might not even be all that brilliant.  Half the time it satisfied the urge to get some but finding someone who is really good at it is not that easy.  All in all, it was much more trouble than it was worth.  But the urge kept comiing back and before long I'd have to go out there again to try my luck once more and the whole stupid game would repeat itself.  I discovered it was easier not caring whether I got lucky or not.  That is also easier said than done. 
  
  Then there was a series of personal tragedies in my life which left me depressed and emotionally messed up.  Then eventually came the anti-depressants and then I realised after a while that I had lost all interest in sex.  At first I was perplexed but it soon dawned on me that I was finally free.  I did not have to be ruled by my hormonal urges and drives.  No more games - no more disasters....  I was completely free of all those things which used to cause me so much anguish.  I soon became perfectly comfortable with the idea of total cellibacy was a big bonus.  I was master of my domain.  I did not have to count on anyone.  It really was a genuine feeling of relief and freedom.  So it never got to the blow up doll stage.  That was never my style anyway.  So.... there you have it - I am in fact a born-again virgin.
  
  
  
  
  

• travelr712 said on Mar 28, 2009....

  well, actually i thought we were just bantering. i've been reading your comments for awhile now, and you like to use rude, condescending and terribly insensitive remarks in an ironic form. i find them funny most times. granted, not everyone gets my sense of humor all the time. i thought you did. if i upset you, i appologise.

• PieterOpie said on Mar 28, 2009....

  No apology necessary since there was no offence taken.  I make a point of not getting upset by things I see on my computer screen.  That is a trap.  It is ridiculous to allow the remarks of total strangers to get under your skin. I can't see you and so I might be misinterpreting your intended meaning.  You can not see the tongue in the cheek  on a page of text.... but you and I both already know all that.  Unfortunately not everyone sees it that way and I am often guilty of ignoring that possibility.  My journey on the net is littered with the corpses of the easily wounded and over-sensitive.   I am always grovelling and pleading my case.  Oh dear.....
  
  However if someone tries to upset me then naturally it is permission to pull out all the stops and fire with the full compliment of big guns!!  The other strategy is to feign great hurt and limp around like a puppy with a bung leg.... it works for one of my puppies. Then the revenge is garnered from the delicious guilt induced in the intended victim.   But enough of that.  You are making me sound like someone who enjoys mind games and that is simply not th case.  I like to think my games take on the mind, body and soul of a subject.   hehehehe......
  
  MHUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!   HHAAAAAHAHAAAARRR HAHAAA HAHAHAAHHAA!!!!   >>> much more manic laughter >>>   X1000.   >>> stop. 
  
  But anymore about blow up dolls and I send the gay mafia to forcibly redecorate your place in hot pink and green glitter.    That could be fatal......
  

• PieterOpie said on Mar 28, 2009....

  As you can see, it is not only love that can get complicated.  Be glad I don't love you,

• travelr712 said on Mar 28, 2009....

  ok, so put on your big girl panties and let's get on with our day... :-P

• PieterOpie said on Mar 28, 2009....

  I can't.  The ones you borrowed are still in the wash.  I'll have to go a la naturalé....  WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
  
  Oh stop freaking out!  My genitalia is so shrivelled from lack of use it resembles more of a slight discolouration... a small smudge. 
  
  Look again.....  closer...... closer.........   c l o s e r . . . . . . .
  
  <PLOP!!>   haha... too close.   sorry about that.
  

• travelr712 said on Mar 28, 2009....

  ya coulda warned a guy, ya know?
   
  btw, did the skid marks come out?

• PieterOpie said on Mar 28, 2009....

  Sorry.... it was stuck under that wrinkle.  I did shower last week.  You'll be alright.
  
  And the skid marks.... no, but I'll warm to those.  They give them that lived-in feeling.  I like that in a pair of frilly panties.   <giggle giggle>
  
  Now KISS ME YOU FOOLISH MAN!!!!     MWAHHH!!!     hahahaha
  
  You weren't expecting that.... eh?    heeee heeeeeheeeeeee....
  
  
  Hmmmm.... is that strawberry chap stick?    nice......
  
  
  
  (We are entering dangerous territory, you & I...  People will talk.  Truce???) 
  
  
  

• travelr712 said on Mar 28, 2009....

  surprise me? no.
   
  truce? yes.

• PieterOpie said on Mar 28, 2009....

  HA!!!   You are putty in my hand....... 
  
  Wait a minute!!   That's not putty!!!       <prod, poke.... sniff sniff>
  
  OMG!!!!!      You disgusting animal you!
  
  
  
  
  
  
  I think I love you now....     
  
     ºº
   \__/
  

• travelr712 said on Mar 28, 2009....

  yeah, i have that effect on women :-P

• PieterOpie said on Mar 28, 2009....

  What?   Disgust?     Yes, I can understand that.  On the other hand, I am attracted to perverts and freaks.  Despite that shortcoming I find I am over you.  It was the medication.....  I lose all perspective.  I'm sorry.
  
  I must insist you stop calling me and please move away from my front door.  The neighbours have complained about the smell.  I will call the police if necessary....  I mean it.  Give it up.   And for christsake have a shower.  The flies are a health hazard.
  
  Honestly....... what was I thinking.   Back to therapy for me.  Now excuse me.  It's time for my pills..........   (extra dose today) 
  
  and GET AWAY FROM MY DOOR!!!  MOVE!!!!!!
  

• travelr712 said on Mar 29, 2009....

  if you unlock the collar you put me in after you drugged me and dragged me there, i'd be happy to leave.

• PieterOpie said on Mar 29, 2009....

  (LOL)
  
  You know I can't do that.  The Wildlife Association require all dangerous animals to be tagged and collared with a tracking device.  The collar delivers 20,000 volts in case you get out of control. I have the remote in case you get randy again but I just want you to go back to the reserve and return to your grotto; the one near the waterfall.... hint hint.... the smell, remember?  You are quite rank after the sun was on you....
  
  Now, please.... just go or I'll be forced to zap you again.   AND PUT YOUR PANTS ON!!!!    (christalmighty!!!)
  

• travelr712 said on Mar 29, 2009....

  hmm, i'm a dangerous, sexy animal. i like that. :-D

• PieterOpie said on Mar 29, 2009....

  "Hello.... is this 911?   I have a crazed rabid animal in my front yard who is terrorising the neighbourhood.   Hurry... send someone with a tranquilliser gun... or a regular gun is good too.    They're on their way?   Great!!!!"
  
  
  OK.... I feel like a nice coffee now.  
  
  
  LA LA LAAAHHH....  LALA  LALAAAAAH.....
  

• fragglesrock said on Mar 29, 2009....

  ***psssst...pieter...psssst****

  don't tell trav that i told you this, but the way to get rid of him is to tell him there's a new sci-fi movie featuring naked women robots playing at the theater!

• PieterOpie said on Mar 29, 2009....

  I'll remember that, thanks.  He's been hauled away by some burly men who took him to the zoo I think.  After a week in prowling around my place he looked pretty wild and they assumed he was one of theirs.... although what they thought he was is anyone's guess.  For now he is gone.  When he wakes up he might have female company in his cage - so you know.... here's hoping.  I may get one of the litter in a few months.  I'm assuming he's in with the primates.  The chimps I guess.
  
  I would have taken him in but he was just to needy and if what you say is true it wouldn't have been worth it.  If I'm going to take in weirdos at least they should be able to be sexually exploited.   I don't get out much and my standards have fallen to an all time low.  I might need help. 
  
  Oh... excuse me - here comes the pool boy.  Oh my....  he's been working out.  (gulp)  He must be hot in those clothes....  and it's so hot and everything..... and I'm so hot too......  and he looks thirsty....  and I have some juice....  or I'll squeeze something and make some....... ooooow... I'm all dizzy.......eowwwe....
  

• travelr712 said on Mar 30, 2009....

  if wishes were horses, we'd all be eatin' steak.

  so what if it's not relevant? it's still a good quote!

• PieterOpie said on Mar 30, 2009....

  Do I know you?
  
  
  

• travelr712 said on Mar 30, 2009....

  god i hope not!

• queenparanoia said on Mar 30, 2009....

  what's a lobotomy?

• PieterOpie said on Mar 30, 2009....

  A doctor makes scrambled eggs out of your brain while you are still using it.  It was a cure for everything from masturbation to melancholia.  If you have an ice-pick I know how to perform one.  Would you like an appointment?
  
  Let me just check the book...... ah, yes - anytime tomorrow or the next day... or the next... all the way through to 2015.   They're not as popular as they once were.  hehe
  
  Will you be charging that? 

• travelr712 said on Mar 30, 2009....

  you cruel heartless beast! how can you joke about a thing like that? my aunt fanny had a lobotomy when she was 12, and she couldn't eat fried chicken for the rest of her life!

• PieterOpie said on Mar 30, 2009....

  It's the scrambled egg fried chicken connection....  Very understandable I must admit.  However my old friend I did not perform that procedure and It was done as a result of your insistence.  Apparently she used to baby-sit you when you were a small boy of 15 and decided to teach you the facts of life.  Later when you discovered that animals in fact played no part in the reproductive process you became a little enraged and reported her to the authorities.  It is not my fault they were not the correct authorities.....  Although under the circumstances your error was entirely forgivable.  Those chaps that hauled her away decided that an ice-pick through the eye socket was the right thing to do.  And they were right.  Fanny was an animal.... eh... at least she was an animal lover - as are you now as well I believe. 
  
  Are the animal welfare people still watching you these days?  It's a shame about you family of gerbils and hamsters.  You were so upset when they forcibly removed them from your iron grip.  Three of them were torn in half I hear as you tried to stop the rescue mission.  That wasn't smart.... was it?
  
  I have the perfect solution for your dilema.....  where is my ice-pick?
  
  Lie down.  It doesn't hurt that much.......  Come here..... HEY!!!!  COME BACK!!!!
  

• PieterOpie said on Mar 30, 2009....

  PLEASE NOTE:   Aunt Fanny was in fact 34 when she had it done.  Not 12.

• travelr712 said on Mar 30, 2009....

  do you always talk this much?

• PieterOpie said on Mar 30, 2009....

  yes.............   yes I do.   I all started when I realised that I had no life.  Since then I will talk to anyone who will sit still long enough to hear me.... they might not listen but frankly I don't really care.  You probably don't read all this crap either but again, I don't care.  As long as I can keep fooling myself that you care or any other complete stranger for that matter, then I'll just keep on raving and blabbering away.  Why I do this is none of my concern.  It's all part of that delusion within which I exist.
  
  Oh dear.....  I wish I hadn't done this.  I am beginning to see a flaw in my reasoning.    I'm mad aren't I?  
  
  OMG....  I suspected as much.  I was only saying so the other day....  I was saying it to myself and that should have alerted me to the fact that I might be a little nuts.    Actually - a lot....  
  
  Great!!!  Now what am I going to do?
  
  Thanks a lot Travelr........  this is all your fault.  I was happy being nuts!!!!
  
  YOU  HAVE  RUINED  MY  EMPTY  NON-EXISTENT  LIFE!!!
  
  I hope you're satisfied.    Bastard........   I hate you now.    %#$@(&!!!!!!!
  

• travelr712 said on Mar 30, 2009....

  again, i have that effect on women... :-P

• PieterOpie said on Mar 30, 2009....

  ~ sigh ~
  
  So tell me......  have you ever seen a full-grown man naked?
  
  Do you like gladiator movies?  
  
  
  
  
  You look tense.  Would you like a back massage......?
  

• travelr712 said on Mar 30, 2009....

  yes, but not on purpose
   
  sparticus and gladiator
   
  yes, from a teenage asian girl

• PieterOpie said on Mar 30, 2009....

  I can change......................

• queenparanoia said on Mar 30, 2009....

  i can give you a massage... ;-)

• travelr712 said on Mar 30, 2009....

  change into what pieter?
   
  well, you're an asian girl qpdoll, but teenage?

• queenparanoia said on Mar 30, 2009....

  trav: well i could act like a teenager and wear those flirty skirts...
  
  can i borrow yours piet??? ;-)
  

• PieterOpie said on Mar 31, 2009....

  @T~  Ageist bigot.
  
  @Q ~ Why not?
  
  @P ~ I need a life
  
  
    ••
    ^
  
  
                                .
  

• travelr712 said on Mar 31, 2009....

  i actually had to look the word ageist up! never seen it before! i thought it was sweedish or something!
   
  oh, and
   
  get a life!

• PieterOpie said on Mar 31, 2009....

  In case you hadn't noticed I have been playing with yours...... 
  
  And it's not that much better than mine.   You come here and leave dumb remarks for another dopey guy who then does the same, and so forth,etc etc...
  
  I'm having a ball......   heeeheeeeeheeeeeeheeeeeeee
  

• travelr712 said on Mar 31, 2009....

  i must say, me too :-D
   
  seems nobody here likes to goof around anymore. lucy used to, we had great fun. uni would join in, twilarants, maybe d6 and rupert, but not anymore. everybody's so serious now. i know allot of it's the economy and lives and whatnot, but i really missed the fun.
   
  glad you're here.
   
  btw, you be dopey, i'll be grumpy.

• PieterOpie said on Mar 31, 2009....

  But I am grumpy.... Not Grumpy - grumpy.  So would it be better if I were Grumpy?  Unless you are grumpy too.   Then you could be Grumpy I s'pose.  But I don't want to be Dopey 'cause me not doppy....ha!... eh, deopy..... oh... hehe..  dppey....um....poedoedpoyeeodopeeeed.......shit....grrr
  
  OK - me Dopey.
  
  
   • •
    º
  

• travelr712 said on Mar 31, 2009....

  ok, i'm sleepy now.

• PieterOpie said on Mar 31, 2009....

  Is that sleepy or is that Sleepy?  Make up your mind or I'll want to be Grumpy againnnnzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.... HUH!!!......  zzz  z z z   zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!   FFFAAARRRT!!!  hmmmmmm....warmmmmmzzzzzzzz.........

• travelr712 said on Mar 31, 2009....

  hmm, i'd have thought you'd be more inclined to go for snow white...

• fragglesrock said on Mar 31, 2009....

  DAMMIT!!! i thought i was sleepy!

• PieterOpie said on Mar 31, 2009....

  I can't cope with this...  I'm escaping to that other thread where there is still some semblance of order.  You two sleepy whites can sort it out.  Come and get me when things settle down.  I'm sorry.... I haven't slept very well, and it's raining and the puppies are doing everything....<gasp>...inside and they keep at me for one thing or another and I don't know if I'm dopey or sleepy.... <pant.. puff...> and it's all too much!!   <gulp>   AAAAaaaaahhhhrrr.......   I'm a wreck....  you two are crazier than I am and I am not ready for that.... I don't expect anyone to be crazier than I am but you ARE!!!  Do you hear me???  You're MAD - both of you!!!  CRAZY!!!   - that's why I keep coming back for more and more and more.... but I'm all frazzled and frayed..... <gag>  and I'm coming unstuck.... UNSTUUUUUCK!!!!  <eeeeeeuuuuuuuhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrr>  sob sob.....   Weh...wwwehh... wwhehh... WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
  
  <SLAM>
  

• travelr712 said on Mar 31, 2009....

  you keep slammin that door and you're gonna knock it off the hinges and then the puppies are gonna get out and you're gonna have to wrangle them in and fix the door. is that what you want?

• PieterOpie said on Mar 31, 2009....

  sniff...sniff.....  <whimper>....   No sir.      I'm sorry....   sniff... snorrrrt....
  
  It's just that I can't cope..... you know?   I get so confused and nervous and stuff....   sniff sniff....  snottery sniff....sniiiiiffff.....  eww.... snnnnirrrpt..... gegggssnuffrt....  gagg....snuttterrrsnifff......bweww... wheeeb.....I neeb a dissueww...  snorrrt......    orb a hwanggerchieevve....    HHONKK!!!  BLURRRT!!!  HOOOOONNNNGK!!!!
  
  
  Ah, that's better...   I get very phlegmy when I cry.... 
  

• travelr712 said on Apr 01, 2009....

  ok, i can see you're outa control. i'm going to give you a very detailed plan on how to turn your life around and become a happier person. if you listen to me and do exactly as i say, everything will work out fine for you.
   
  ok, first, send me all your money...

• PieterOpie said on Apr 01, 2009....

  You don't really expect me to do that, do you?  That's silly.  I can't see it happening Travelr.....  unless you give me your address of course.  

• travelr712 said on Apr 01, 2009....

  i'll pm you my paypal account number. first you pay, then i trust...

• PieterOpie said on Apr 01, 2009....

  Do you accept the Zimbabwe Dollar?  

• travelr712 said on Apr 01, 2009....

  that depends, do you have zimbabwe dollars?

• PieterOpie said on Apr 01, 2009....

  well...... not exactly but one of mine will get me about 37 billion of theirs...

• travelr712 said on Apr 01, 2009....

  i'm well aware of that, fortunately paypal, for a small fee, will make the conversion for me.

• PieterOpie said on Apr 01, 2009....

  I don't use paypal.  I use the aussie one:- g'daypay  and they won't touch Zimbabwe currency with a Commonwealth flag pole.  I'm afraid we will just have to agree to eh.... well, you can get stuffed is what I'm getting at.
  
  That's right.  I'm wising up mister.  What are you going to do about it?  Huh? HUH???   HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!   BITE ME!!!  HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
  
  
  

• travelr712 said on Apr 01, 2009....

  well, then, you won't be able to receive your copy of my patented 'get your life together' program, complete with CD. your loss.

• PieterOpie said on Apr 01, 2009....

  Well smarty pants.... I haven't finished screwing up my life yet.   Nowhere near finished.   I don't want you stupid CD.  So there!!!   How do you like those little green apples?   Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
  
  (hehehehe)
  

• travelr712 said on Apr 01, 2009....

  it ain't just my pants that are smart! and i like my green apples with just a bit of tartness thank you very much.

• PieterOpie said on Apr 01, 2009....

  I acknowledge the intelligence of your pants and indeed your underpants and assume your other attire is also quite clever.  However regardless of your clothing IQ I do not want your stupid CD and you, your pants, underpants and your entire fucking wardrobe can stick it up your sock drawer!!! 
  
  I like Delicious apples myself.  Although Granny Smith (green) apples are terrific for thirst and as an alternative to Delicious.... at least that used to be the case before I had all the teeth in my big fat ugly head ripped out.  Now I just lick the apples a while.  It's just not the same.
  
  In conclusion I must ask you to accept me for the wreckless twit that I am and recognise that I have a right to totally fuck things up as much as I like.
  
  Again......  So there!!!!   nya nay naynyaaa nya!!!!!!!!!!  
  
  
  

• travelr712 said on Apr 01, 2009....

  oh, you can fuck up anything you want, as long as it has nothing to do with me. i was just tryin to make a quick buck off the emotionally handicapped. it's the american way, ya know.

• PieterOpie said on Apr 02, 2009....

  But I'm not in America.  You go too far.  Your nation's "quick-buckery" has landed us all in the shit and now the world is trouble.  And you want to do that to me? 
  
  I don't think so.    Cease this greedy nonsense at once or there will be trouble.
  BIG TROUBLE!!!!!
  

• travelr712 said on Apr 02, 2009....

  oh, i got plenty of trouble, a little more won't make a difference

• PieterOpie said on Apr 02, 2009....

  This isn't going anywhere is it?   Basically we just make a lot of empty threats after this and wave things in the air but it is all a big fat dead end. 
  
  I suggest we go about our business and I expect we'll run into each other in no time at all and the silliness will begin all over again.   What do you think?
  
  I mean - I know I have no life but I have other things to do in that non-life of mine....  unlike you, who probably does this at work and therefore has eight  hours of uninterrupted time to devote to this......  
  

• travelr712 said on Apr 02, 2009....

  well, actually, i've been out of work for a month now, trying to find a job in this shit economy in this shit town and not having much luck. i do my school work, watch tv and blog, and that's about it.

• PieterOpie said on Apr 02, 2009....

  Oh....................... Well, great. Now I feel bad. My guilt demands that I ask you questions so as to keep you busy and stop you from killing either yourself - or me.... What kind of work? School? Do tell... What town? and so forth and so on and all that. GO.

• travelr712 said on Apr 02, 2009....

  well, i went from 20 years in industrial machinery design to retail to IT. i'm at ITT tech in my senior year for IT, i'll probably go on for my MBA. I live in NE indiana. not gonna kill myself, but you, hmm, maybe...

• PieterOpie said on Apr 02, 2009....

  Hang on.....  I have to look up all those letters and stuff before I express awe or disappointment.......
  
  Ok... IT....."insulting twit"???  No.... "inept tool".... 
  
  I'll get back to you.
  

• travelr712 said on Apr 02, 2009....

  how'dja guess?

• PieterOpie said on Apr 02, 2009....

  Some things are just self evident.... and besides, it takes one to know one.

Comment on "is love"

Currently tagged	life love trap Yes pop (Click to add tags below)
Tag this post	(Separate tags using commas, for example: New York, dating, vegetarian)
Your comment