I wonder why I fart a lot after I eat a sandwich with mayo.
Am I going to inherit the same health risks my grandma has?
I don't want to wear a diaper when I'm 80. I'd rather poop my pants all the time.
Is that a hair growing out of a mole in my arm?
Where are the scissors?
I want my husband to start an aquarium again.
I'm thinking Belize or Cozumel for a vacation next year.
America is pissing me off.
Will I ever reach my goals in life?
Does hard apple cider count as a beer? It's in a beer bottle and seems like a beer...
What is a low calorie wine? Does that exist?
I got to go to the gym today.
Three more paydays and my credit card will be paid off. WOOT.
Will my fiery temper as a redhead get better or worse with age?
This bra is amazing. I love it. It hugs my boobs.
I want to go shopping.
I'm broke.
A bacon cheeseburger sounds yummy. Maybe I should hold the mayo.....