you know how funny it is when people who make it very clear to you that they dont like you,suddenly want to be your friend, when they want you to something for them.They can do it themselves - but the problem is,they are just too stupid to even try.
I just got back into the office today,after being away for 2 days.I was off having all manner of objects being inserted into places in my body that they were not built of designed to be inserted.Sort of,an experiment for science if you will.They choose to call it a urodynamics test - i chose to call it torture - but that would be me whinging and whining again - and i know no one wants to hear that.
....and so to the creature in question
And who else could it be than none other than the wicked bitch of the west - i think her broomstick had a flat tyre today,and she had to use public transport today -either that or she wet the bed last night - as she was in about a half hour earlier than normal.
She had been aware that i had been away for the last 2 days and knew the reason why - but chose to not even acknowledge my presence in the office at all .
Fine,I thought - have it your way - but i knew it wouldnt last long - and i was right.
How difficult is it to copy a bunch of pictures off a digital camera on to a pc? well for her - it looked like you needed a Masters Degree in Samsung electronics,the way she was carrying on.So needless to say - just after lunch or so,she comes to me,and asks me how to do it - as if i am the all knowing Oracle - i dont know what you did,so how do i undo it i asked.
‘Well come and have a look’ she said
‘Not right now,I am busy’ was my reply
‘Dont worry about that -that can wait –‘
...and who did you cast a spell on to become branch manager all of a sudden?
Needless to say i was able to do it all inside about 2 minutes -but i couldnt help over looking the pack of Oracle cards and spell book on her desk while i was there…
Surely things like that are not supposed to be brought to the office as a company rule?
Or am i just being a bit of a prude?
