• CayenneMan said on Mar 18, 2009....

   I know all about those bags.Maybe it was trying to tell you something ? Only you notice your toes. I'd wear those shoes if I were you. I know how comfortable they are to wear. Why give up a good thing ?
     My wife pulled into the driveway a  little while ago  I was outside and smelled a burning smell coming from her car. I saw smoke and looked underneath. A plastic bag was wrapped around the exhaust pipe. I couldn't remove it all. Every time she drives the car it will smell funny until it burns off completely. I hate when I see those bags blowing across the highway.
  

• beyondtheveil said on Mar 18, 2009....

  I have regular bouts with trash bags, usually because they won't open. I've been known to get violent. I try to keep the swearing to a minimum opening those plastic bags in produce at the grocery. 

• CreativeWoman said on Mar 18, 2009....

  CayenneMan,
  I am keeping a couple of pairs of sandals to wear around the house.  The rest are already bagged up.  I'm tired of hearing him complain about it.  I think I will splurge on a really nice pair of soft leather summer shoes though.  That'll teach him.  :-)
  
  I'll bet you thought the worst smelling burning from that pretty little pink car.  Yikes!
  
  Beyond,
  Those bags drive me nuts.  Remarkably, I didn't cuss this time.  The scissors were THAT handy.  :-)
  
  CW
  

• uniquely-ironic said on Mar 18, 2009....

  Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!! You have no idea how often when dealing with plastic trash bags I have entertained the same thoughts!!  Good for you!  You showed that trash bag who was boss!

• HollyGoLightly said on Mar 18, 2009....

  *CW*~   LMAO!!!!   :)     never mess with any woman and her shoes!!!
  thanks for giving me a great laugh to start my day!!
   
  *~*Holly*~*

• CreativeWoman said on Mar 18, 2009....

  uniquely,
  Those blankety blank things drive me up the wall.  :-)  It made me feel so much better and the next one off the roll thought twice before struggling with me.
  
  Holly,
  You're welcome.  :-)  Those shoes are mine and I'll give them away if I want to.  No stinking trash bag is going to tell me I can't 
  
  CW

• fragglesrock said on Mar 18, 2009....

  cw - aaah! just the giggle i needed at the end of this day! what a mental image!

• CreativeWoman said on Mar 18, 2009....

  fraggles,
  It was sweet justice.  :-)  Glad you giggled.
  
  CW
  

• queenparanoia said on Mar 18, 2009....

  youre scaring me... lol...

• Hegemone said on Mar 18, 2009....

  CW, roflmao ... so, ummm ... are the rest of the bags cooperating?

• CreativeWoman said on Mar 18, 2009....

  queen,
  Ha ha ha!  Don't be afraid, my dear.  :-)
  
  Hegemone,
  Yes, they are.  I made them an offer they couldn't refuse.  :-)
  
  CW

• hotaka said on Mar 18, 2009....

  I can totally sympathize. There are times when inanimate objects need to be put in their place with a serious beating.

• CreativeWoman said on Mar 18, 2009....

  hotaka,
  This is true.  I hope my pots and pans were paying attention when this trash bag murder occurred.  They've been put on notice.  :-)
  
  CW
  

• Lioness said on Mar 19, 2009....

  Haha, poor trash bag! thanks for giving me a good laugh CW! 

• ALIENated said on Mar 19, 2009....

  
  I imagine a fuzzy little nerd at the plastic bag factory who smears the same
  glue on plastic bags that they put on Post It Notes, except a little more
  sticky. He cannot make it impossible to pull them apart. It just has to be
  nearly impossible for him to keep his job and also extract his twisted
  pleasure in our struggles.
  
  

• scipio said on Mar 19, 2009....

  Mercifully - it was just a garbage bag.
   
  Maybe it was trying to tell you something.  Ha Ha  Maybe 'blue" was not your colour of the day. 'Blue "translucent bag and " blue " handle scissors.
   
  Good humourous post. You sure have a way with words.

• fragglesrock said on Mar 19, 2009....

  i had to come back to this...

  ***cw holding scissors and sneering at the roll of trashbags***

  " let's see how GLAD you are after i'm done with you little fuckers!"

  "not so HEFTY anymore are ya?"

   

• CreativeWoman said on Mar 20, 2009....

  Lioness,
  Thank you.  May it rest in peace.  :-)
  
  ALIEN,
  The little snivler should be fired.  He's probably the same guy who invented those child safety caps on prescription bottles.  I've had to threaten mine with a hammer a time or two. Sounds like his handy work.  :-)
  
  scipio,
  Thank you.  Blue does seem to have been a common denominator.  :-)
  
  fraggles,
  You've very cleverly pieced together the crime scene.  :-D
  
  CW
  

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