So The Watchmen.
Hrmph.
Well now, why did they have to change the monsters at the end into ordinary everyday Dr, Manhattan nuke power? I was waiting for the monsters!!!! GOD WOULD THAT HAVE BEEN WORTH WATCHING!!!!!!!
As it was, I learned that a fat-ish nerd boy can fight crime right along with a soft, feminine, ass-kicking HELLBITCH in yellow lamay (sp??). I learned that Dr, Manhattan apparently never gets excited, but if he did it would be about the suze of a friggin' OAK TREE, only it would look more like a SMURF oak with two leathery giant blue dinosaur eggs at its trunk. Wait. That's a giant smurf mushroom!!!
EWWWWW!!!!!
Let's face it, he had clothes when he wanted them. The freak was an exhibitionist. A giant, nuclear, azure exhibitionist. If you don't like it, he can make YOU disappear.
Rorschach - where did he get that superhuman strength? Insanity-fueled adrenaline power?
Veidt was a little too fay. He reminded me of the SUperman of SUperman returns. O just keep thinking, "he's so gay." Nothing wrong with that but when did Superman get gay? The red trunks were Ma Kent's idea.
Watching out for some excuse of a sequel from either the creators OR the movie hacks who will turn it into a cheap franchise, all style and no substance.
I missed the pirates!!!!!!!! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
