....Thought I heard someone calling my name.........Ernesto, be the delicious darling that you are, and close the drapes, the sun is interfering with my beauty sleep..............Oh, and ring Junie and ask if we're still on for brunchesta!
Oh, yes, Ernesto! Tell Paigie I'll be there with bells on. I badly need to sit in a chic, exclusive NY eatery after spending the last few months in DC trying desperately to NOT mingle with the KFC crowd!
I must see Yang Chou first, though. I rang him while we were flying back (on a commercial flight, of all the humiliating and complexion drying things!), to set up an appointment for him to work his magic needles on my allergies. Horrible things, those DC cherry blossoms.
Tell P La'E I'll bring the notes we made about how we'll spend the bailout dosh.
Miss Torial, how delicious to come back and find you're still here! How wonderful! Oh, my, I think I'm getting teary....sniff...sniff. It may be my cherry blossom allergy...either way, I'm deliriously happy to see you, Darling!
well Juni, its been a task without you both however we've kept ourselves busy. I'm afriad I went against company policy, got drunk and was noted by BB in the harshest of emails for my behaviour.
Still I was the bell of the party everyone had fun with my new nose. It won't happen again though BB can be quite the bastard.
Oh, Lovey, that nose is...well, divine isn't the word, Darling. Now, Dear, if you'd like, I'll call Pelosi to get the name of her surgeon. How he managed to give her a permanent Jack-O-Lantern grin I'll never know, but if he can make tight-ass Nancy smile I'm sure he can fix your proboscis
Juni you are ever so valuable... please ask him if he can fit me in this weekend. Nancy's smile certainly is scary, lets hope he can reverse years of nasal abuse.