• uniquely-ironic said on Mar 10, 2009....

  you're just bragging! ;)

• Hegemone said on Mar 10, 2009....

  Holy crap, I'm jealous of your sex life.  Lol, well, in all of your knowledge on broken ribs and whatnot ... good luck nursing it back to health, hope you're not in pain for too long!

• HollyGoLightly said on Mar 10, 2009....

  *oh seer*~
   
  I've always been good in bed~ but I've never cracked a guy's rib!!
   
  But, god, I'd love to try...   ;)   LOL
   
  feel better~
   
  ~*~Holly~*~

• starchini said on Mar 10, 2009....

  You orgasmed so hard you cracked a rib...*cough, cough, bullshit, cough, cough* hehehe...you have some sort of weak bone disease or something?  haha, its funny to think about, but my God I just dont see how that is possible.  I ripped a ligament or muscle tissue or something from my rib once by coughing too hard(whooping cough).  Hurt so bad I couldnt breath, was bedridden for weeks while i healed up, got good drugs though.  I dont know, i supose if you gasped hard enough or orgasmed so hard you fell backward onto a cinderblock, it could happen.  I dont know, its hard for me to believe, could ya atleast shed a little bit more light on how the rib got cracked.  I want to believe, i really do...I need more detail.  Were you doing a back bend while orgasming?  Did she slam you against the wall mid orgasm?  lol, haha, all these mental pictures, its killing me!  too funny...

• husbandhater said on Mar 10, 2009....

  Oh my dam can you teach me how to do that?

• Fallyn said on Mar 10, 2009....

  star.......um......didn't phil make himself black out that one time? ......that can't be any less likely than a cracked rib. *laughing*

• BEWELL said on Mar 11, 2009....

  What type of strange sex do you have?  I don think that you cracked a rib!

• starchini said on Mar 11, 2009....

  lol fallyn, yea but thats cuz i bashed his head into the head board, it wasnt cuz his orgasm was amazing.  Thats why i was wondering if it had somethin to do with a physical thing.  Ya know, gettin too rowdy.  Id like to clarify that im not callin seer a liar im just truly curious how that is possible.  Knocking someone unconscious is one thing, but breaking a bone with no physical impact?  Thats just crazy. haha, thanks for reminding me of that.  Too funny...

• seer said on Mar 11, 2009....

  Well I broke my bottom two right ribs six times, all confirmed, in the past couple of years. It seemed like every climbing accident, fight, or fall I would smash them to pieces. I've had a couple of 'cracks', and the ribs are really weak. When you repeatedly smash up  a ribcage like that, the ribs can become weak, I don't think I healed from my last break properly, so when my body convulsed, the newest crack must have opened up.
   
  One of my mates has destroyed her rib cage, and now its so weak she broke it (not cracked, BROKE) by jiggling her boobs around!

• seer said on Mar 11, 2009....

  and it was missionary btw!

  I think I should get them taken out or pinned or something.

  My left shoulder is held together with plastic (2 years of physio, 4 hour operation) from a climbing accident, my left shin is thicker than the right one (chipped twice and the chips moulded onto the bone), my spine is S-shaped, both my knee caps are deformed (but getting better!) from canoing, my metacarple broke and healed at a funny angle (fighting, my bad!), so for a 22 year old I'm pretty or much a wreck. But still, nine years of rock climbing (up to three times a week), five years of whitewater and surf kayaking, then 3 of canoing, and two years of snowboarding, its what happens.

• HollyGoLightly said on Mar 11, 2009....

  ... I'm terrible at math...
  So, how long before you can knock boots again? ;)
   
   
  ~*~Holly~*~
   
  *ps* I once knew a guy, body-builder type who had a petite gf~ he banged her so hard, he broke her back!!  no lie. yikes!

• starchini said on Mar 11, 2009....

  Holy cow seer...ouchie...Yea i spose that many fractures would weaken a bone, it would still take a pretty amazing orgasm!  lol, lucky dog!  Oh c'mon! Broke her rib from jiggling her boobs?  Thats even harder to believe!  But I guess it is possible!  Jeepers creepers, if orgasming and jiggling make you two break bones i cant imagine you doing anything like rock climbing. 

  Holly, wow, see im not very petite by anyones standards so the thought of fucking so hard i hurt myself, i cant even imagine, im 6 ft tall, my fiance is only 5'10.  We cant hardly spoon correctly so i doubt ill be slammed into any walls anytime soon haha.   kinda sad really...  : /  But we have great sex, its just not very acrobatic and I dont get picked up.  Ahh well, people have lived with worse things. 

• seer said on Mar 12, 2009....

  Yeah. My friend that broke her ribs with her boobs is now having them reduced because they're giving her health problems!!

  I have not got injured from anything (except this rib) in AGES, at the beginning of last year I had two weeks in bed with sciatica after a climbing accident and RSI in my foot which involved avoiding walking too much, but since then (touch wood!) I've been good.

  My girlfriend and I have the tendancy to be quite acrobatic, she's 4'11 and I'm 6'5, I weigh 20 stone and she weighs 8. So she gets picked up, carried to bed, all sorts!

  Holly - you don't need to not have sex cause you cracked a rib, I just need to be careful. Maybe go on the bottom and avoid acrobatics for a while!

• starchini said on Mar 12, 2009....

  Jeepers, Ive got big knockers too but i couldnt ever part with em.  For a moment i thought about a reduction, but then i just decided getting them a lift would be better : )  That would really suck to have as many injuries as youve had, are you some sort of masachist (sp?) ? What exactly is a stone?  I hear it often on british tv channels and such.  How many pounds is a stone?  cuz, twenty pounds is about what my arm weighs : P

• seer said on Mar 13, 2009....

  lol there is 14 lbs to a stone.
   
  I'm not a masochist, but ultimately these things will happen, I suppose. A friend of mine does amature motorcycle racing (tarmac) and he is literally held together with pins! If you want a thrilling life expect these things, if you're happy in front of the TV, then you probably won't get many.

• anonymous said on Mar 14, 2009....

  i'm thinking the chicken was cooked, so its rib was weakened in the roasting process? All that being said, this is no poultry incident, cracked ribs and stuff. All i can suggest is just eat the vegetables, the meat will be just not right to eat.

• PieterOpie said on Mar 15, 2009....

  I think I know how you might end up meeting your demise.   One night, or day for that matter, you are going have so much "fun" your head will just explode or your heart will burst open and that's it.  If you are breaking bones now, it could escalate to something fatal before long.  It could be any time.....  BANG!!!  
  
  Oh sure, laugh now....  you won't be laughing when you're dead mate.  That will teach you to show off about your boner incident.  I mean, bone...  BONE!!!  From now on I recommend next time you sleep with someone that you sleep with them....  as in S-L-E-E-P with them.     No more s-e-x.    You heard me.  You have to give it up.  Apart from making us all sick with your boasting you may survive long enough to complain to us that you're not getting any.
  
  I hope I have made all this clear.  I don't want any necrophilia before its time. 
  
  I meant to ask.... were you with anyone at the time you broke your rib?
  

• Misty_Eyed said on Apr 05, 2009....

  I've only ever broken furniture; some of it sturdy, some of it NOT so sturdy.
  Hope you're on the mend.

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