Do big boobs somehow cancel out or reduce the Ewww factor of a pudgy tummy?
yes, that's the kind of mood I'm in today.
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mobil said on Mar 04, 2009....
Any boobs cancel out a pudgy tummy and If you care about someone, there is no Ewww factor. -
uniquely-ironic said on Mar 04, 2009....
mobil - but if you don't care there is an Ewww factor? -
PAPERBACKWRITER said on Mar 04, 2009....
I plead the fifth, uni.
whispers: my pudgy tummy, and my boobies are becoming really great friends, soon there will be no borders between them . . .I am an advocate of world peace! :D
papergirl ~
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uniquely-ironic said on Mar 04, 2009....
PBW - LOL thanks! I needed that laugh. whispers back: I think that my boobs and pudgy tummy are having border wars and it's getting ugly. -
beyondtheveil said on Mar 04, 2009....
Boobage?
If guys can't see their weenie because of their tummy is that weenage?
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mobil said on Mar 04, 2009....
Not we me there isn't Uni, I see nice tits and everything else melts away. -
uniquely-ironic said on Mar 04, 2009....
BTV - you know, I never really thought about it. I suppose so. I'm just happy that the boobs are still bigger than the tummy. -
uniquely-ironic said on Mar 04, 2009....
mobil - I need to find someone like you. Then I won't be forced to do sit ups and yucky stuff like that. -
mobil said on Mar 04, 2009....
If you want to flatten it, do leg risers Uni, sit ups for upper stomach, leg risers for the lower. Oh they hurt like hell, but .......... -
uniquely-ironic said on Mar 04, 2009....
mobil - might be less painful finding a guy willing to lower his standards ;) -
CreativeWoman said on Mar 04, 2009....
I'll take the 5th. :-)
CW
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uniquely-ironic said on Mar 04, 2009....
CW - Oh come on! Certainly you have thoughts on the subject. -
nytquill17 said on Mar 04, 2009....
In my experience...yeah, totally. If the boobs are showstoppers then that's where the show stops! Though if you have good legs too, you're doubly safe. Guys will either look at you from the top down or the bottom up...if you have nice legs AND nice boobs, then either way there's something to distract them before they get to the middle!
So skip the crunches, do a few toe stands and you're set!
@PBW: bwahahaha I love it!
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uniquely-ironic said on Mar 04, 2009....
nytquill - whew! I'm saved! It just so happens that my legs are passably nice! -
CreativeWoman said on Mar 04, 2009....
Well, I don't have the perfect body, but my boobs are big. Between my lips and my boobs, I still get a few looks from time to time.
One time a guy backed his van into a pickup while looking at me. I guess I stopped traffic at least once in my life. lol
CW
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uniquely-ironic said on Mar 04, 2009....
CW - bwa ha ha ha! OMG that's funny! Yeah, okay, I'd say it's a safe bet that you were the main (and maybe only) focus of that guy at least until he hit the other car. -
travelr712 said on Mar 04, 2009....
i don't know uni, send me a pic of you naked and i'll let you know. :-D -
CreativeWoman said on Mar 04, 2009....
uniquely,
It was a very funny thing. I haven't managed to live that one down. lol
CW
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uniquely-ironic said on Mar 04, 2009....
Trav - NOT funny! -
fragglesrock said on Mar 04, 2009....
@ trav...roflmao!!!
ok, it's taken me FOREVER to get around here....
i am SOOOO screwed either way, fat tummy, little boobies, that's why i club them in the head, drag em to bed and blindfold them ;)
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pusscat said on Mar 04, 2009....
Frags - "club them in the head, drag em to bed and blindfold them", that's the second time today you've made me nearly choke on my tea ha ha!
Big boobies definitely detract from the flabby tummy. I used to hate my big boobies till i realised that my blouse now hangs far enough away from my body so as not to lay on the flabby! Big boobies give the impression of a smaller waist too but, alas. . . I come unstuck with all these theories when naked lol :-P
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uniquely-ironic said on Mar 04, 2009....
CW - live it down?! Hell, I'd have a sign made proclaiming just how HOT I was.frags - that's not what I saw this morning!puss - LMAO! I had that same thought. (blouse held away from flab) Then realized that in order to look this sexy I'd have to keep my clothes on! Not what I had in mind. -
fragglesrock said on Mar 04, 2009....
uni - i assure you i was wearing a push-up WITH the meat cutlet looking inserts ;) why do you think i showed you? i'm PROUD of that pic, my rack actually looked decent for once...i think i'll have that picture engraved on my tombstone when i die!! -
uniquely-ironic said on Mar 04, 2009....
frags - LOL I think that's a great idea. The epitaph "here lies frags who had great tits". -
fragglesrock said on Mar 04, 2009....
i wonder if the bmv would let me use that pic in my drivers license??? -
uniquely-ironic said on Mar 04, 2009....
frags - well, there are times it would seem more helpful to have a shot of your boobs than your face depending on the officer who pulls you over. -
pusscat said on Mar 04, 2009....
Since I began webcam with my Sir I sure have realised just how long I can hold my breath and i have theeeee strongest tummy muscles now lol! -
uniquely-ironic said on Mar 04, 2009....
puss - LOL I laugh because I have a webcam too. It's remarkable what you can do with sucking in the gut and watching the angles you shoot! Oh, and low lights are a godsend. -
one_wired_kitty said on Mar 04, 2009....
IDK .. I never thought about it ... but I don't have a reason to hehehehe -
uniquely-ironic said on Mar 04, 2009....
OWK - So are you saying that you dont have a gut or that you don't have big boobs? Help us out here. -
Lucytorial said on Mar 04, 2009....
my boobs are my best asset, they're 10 yrs younger than me, and yes they take the eyes off the muffin top....still they aren't half as big as yours... you got norks love be proud of them. -
uniquely-ironic said on Mar 04, 2009....
Lu - norks?!! Bwa ha ha ha ha. Yes, you see I'm compensating for the larger tummy with 'em. -
evil_twin said on Mar 04, 2009....
Usually if the boobs are good the eyes don't make it that far downward to notice the pudgy tummy :-P
-evil_twin LA
PS: I saw the word 'boob' in the title and this time I commented! A little late, but still here.... ;-)
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Lucytorial said on Mar 04, 2009....
yeh norks! or jugs... my husband reckons if they're bigger than a male hand they're not breasts anymore, they're norks... then you got jugs which are soffocation devices.... men huh? -
uniquely-ironic said on Mar 04, 2009....
ET - Yay! You're back! lol Good to know, 'cause my middle needs work and I'm very abdominally challenged. -
uniquely-ironic said on Mar 04, 2009....
Lu - okay, new word. Yup, mine are definately in the nork territory unless you've got one helluva large male hand. If he suffocates in them, he dies happy. -
Lucytorial said on Mar 04, 2009....
lets not go down the challenged road Uni, its not just abdominal is it? -
evil_twin said on Mar 04, 2009....
Well Nat's tummy has expanded to much larger proportions than normal, but so have the boobies! I'm easy to please :-P
-evil_twin LA
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pusscat said on Mar 04, 2009....
You're shameless ET lol! Wouldn't have you any other way though ;-) -
uniquely-ironic said on Mar 04, 2009....
Lu - weirdly enough, it is! But it is explainable. I hate doing ab exersizes and I've had two kids! You can get away with one, but not both flaws.ET - I saw a pic of her tummy. She looks so adorable!! I bet you've noticed that added perk of the boobs getting rounder as well. ;) -
uniquely-ironic said on Mar 04, 2009....
puss - he's a proud papa already! it's so cute. -
BEWELL said on Mar 04, 2009....
Big Boobs I am on top of it!!!
who looks pass big boobs!
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SpiritualMom said on Mar 04, 2009....
Boobs help make the tummy less noticeable, well atleast they do in my house ;) I feel your pain Uniquely I've had 5 kids and my tummy will prolly never be the same! You just can't tighten skin when it looses its elasticity :( Much to my disappointment! -
rupert7 said on Mar 04, 2009....
Most of the women in my life have been 38c or d cups, I can't remember what the rest of them looked like! - does that answer your question? I don't know how you measure - 38 is Dolly Partonish!! : -))) -
SpiritualMom said on Mar 04, 2009....
Errrrrrrrrrr I am a 38 DD who does that make me like? ;PI think you and the other men who have posted speak for the majority, if the boobs are nice and big you dont care about much else! LOLMy hubby is that way too, he says:"Big boobs and a nice ass and he's happy!" -
rupert7 said on Mar 04, 2009....
SpiritualMom - exactly! P.S. my first wife was a 38DD, actual perfect! -
SpiritualMom said on Mar 04, 2009....
LOLI like perfect! Actually thats what hubby calls it ;)We have 5 kids though lolthat speaks for itself! -
uniquely-ironic said on Mar 04, 2009....
bewell - LOL okay, point taken
SM - yeah, you can't undo stretched skin
rupert - I'm dolly partonish
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one_wired_kitty said on Mar 04, 2009....
UI - belly's bigger than I prefer but smaller than it was .... I wear a 42EEE bra so ...
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rmuxagirl said on Mar 04, 2009....
I think nice boobage takes away the ew factor from a lot of things. I mean I have seen guys go for the girl with big boobs kissing every other guy in the club but pass me over, moderatly cute gal with a brain, average boobage and not willing to kiss ever tom dick and harry....I am bitter today...guys aren't worth it right now....oy vey.... -
MissMimi said on Mar 05, 2009....
I tuck mine into my waistband to keep 'em out of the way. :p -
BEWELL said on Mar 05, 2009....
Big boobs on a guy do not work because the guy has a fat eveything! -
BEWELL said on Mar 05, 2009....
Big boobs on a guy do not work because the guy has a fat eveything!
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rupert7 said on Mar 05, 2009....
unique - good to hear ....simply the best : -))) -
quietone said on Mar 05, 2009....
Don't worry uni, in a few years, your boobs will cover your tummy and be tickling your knees - now ain't that a happy thought for the day! -
uniquely-ironic said on Mar 05, 2009....
OWK - those are big guns lady!
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uniquely-ironic said on Mar 05, 2009....
I'll be back for the rest of you, stupid SC is eating comments again this morning -
HollyGoLightly said on Mar 05, 2009....
uniquely~again with the titties???LMAO!I've had trouble all my life getting anyone to look me in the eyescuz of my bodacious boobage (lol), much less look at my tummy...but as with everything...it's all relevent...great post!! :) heeheehee~*~Holly~*~ -
uniquely-ironic said on Mar 05, 2009....
rmux - so you saw me in a bar?! LOL kidding! no, it's not fair
MMM - LOL that helps when jogging, doesn't it?
bewell - causing yet another Ewww factor
quiet - I fear I see the very first signs already!
Holly - sorry [looks sheepish] but lately it's really been my own soft middle that has perplexed me and I thought I could throw the spotlight elsewhere.
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HollyGoLightly said on Mar 05, 2009....
excellent spotlight directional... :) -
uniquely-ironic said on Mar 05, 2009....
Holly - always works! ;) -
Hegemone said on Mar 05, 2009....
Huh, lol, Uni ... have the two sides come to a truce yet? Can't believe I missed hearing about this epic battle. -
uniquely-ironic said on Mar 05, 2009....
Hege - I'm working on reducing the aggressions of the tummy. They're not very willing to give on any menu points! lol -
SpiritualMom said on Mar 05, 2009....
Hey Uni I heard of a way to lose anywhere from 10-25 pounds, I was pretty skeptical but tried it and it really does work! I've lost about 15 pounds so far and have only been on it 3 weeks. You take Acai Berry (sorry about the spelling lol) and Colon700. You take one of each twice a day.. It gives you alot of extra energy too =) Just thought I'd let ya know -
uniquely-ironic said on Mar 05, 2009....
SM - I'll have to write it down and see if my local place has it. I'd ideally like to lose 10 more. Can't hurt to try. -
SpiritualMom said on Mar 05, 2009....
I started taking that and cut back on my soda intake (I'm really bad with the soda, was drinking 6 or 7 a day) thats it. I haven't been exercising lol I dont have time but this seems to be doing exactly what they said it would. The Acai Berry is pretty common and the Colon stuff you should be able to find at about any healthfood store, may be a different name but you should be able to find it.. It is supposed to remove the build up in your colon taking alot of inches off your waist. I'm sure if you tell them what you are looking for they will be able to show you their version of it =) Hope it works as well for you as it has for me! -
Lucytorial said on Mar 05, 2009....
right I'm writing this down too... shit if I can get rid of the excess shit that would take not only inches off but also no one could profess I am full of shit anymore. LOL -
uniquely-ironic said on Mar 05, 2009....
SM - There's a healthfood place around the corner from work. I'm sure they'll have something for me. I've also heard good things about liver cleanses. I drink 1-2 diet sodas a day, but am planning to cut them all out next month. -
SpiritualMom said on Mar 05, 2009....
LOL Lucy ;)I was really suprised that I lost so much so quick! Really glad though lol.. I cant make it tighten back up but I can altleast take the extra baby pudge outta there! =) -
BEWELL said on Mar 05, 2009....
Rules for boobage
- If your boobs enter a room five minutes before you that is good.
- If your boobs leave track in the snow as you walk very bad!
- If your boob created shade for short people could be good.
- If your bra can be use for a circus tent that is bad.
- If while floating on you back the navy dock the ships on you boob that is bad.
- If cops let you go from the speeding ticket and never looks into you eyes but at you boob that good!
- If the shade on your waist from you boobs makes it look smaller that good!
I love boobs LOL
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one_wired_kitty said on Mar 05, 2009....
Boobs are good ... Moobs are bad -
uniquely-ironic said on Mar 05, 2009....
Bewell - you seem to have it all figured out
OWK - moobs?
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one_wired_kitty said on Mar 05, 2009....
man + boobs = moobs
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Lucytorial said on Mar 05, 2009....
ewww I have seen moobs before and it was soul destroying! bwaa ha haha his were bigger than mine!~ -
uniquely-ironic said on Mar 06, 2009....
OWK - Ewwww!
Lu - I'm jealous when theirs are bigger than mine .............. kidding! That is gross.
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BEWELL said on Mar 06, 2009....
mO0bs ewweewww!!!!
AND NOW FOR WHAT ALL GUYS WISH THAT THEY COULD DO!!
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BEWELL said on Mar 06, 2009....
OK this the last onethis how guys see the world!!
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SpiritualMom said on Mar 06, 2009....
LMAO Bewell!!! I love that show =) -
hvygunner said on May 22, 2009....
... boobs... ...good... *drool* (uni can 'splain...)
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