So my wife and I leave our teenage son home and go to drop off our daughter about five minutes down the road to a school dance.  We go and drop her off then decide to come back home for a bit before heading out to dinner.  There was no sign of our son when we went to our bedroom to get some things and plan out our evening.

My wife left the bedroom and soon after I hear my son yell:  "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HOME!!!!!"  This was followed by my wife rushing back into to our bedroom with blushing cheeks.  She whispers:  "I think he was masturbating in the living room," to me.  I hope my son didn't hear the instant eruption laughter.  Busted!