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uniquely-ironic posted on Feb 25, 2009 | views: 452 | Tags: humor boobies, attention, boobies, life, heaven, humor, disclaimer, what you should not see
Okay, this just speaks to just how low I've gone in the seeking attention catagory.
 
One of my new duties as the administrative staff here falls apart is to process checks and get them signed by a certain executive so that they can be sent out.  I did that this morning, typing up the check (yes by hand on an old fashioned electric typewriter), printing out the supporting documents and then walking it into this executive's office.
 
For reasons that I'm not clear on (really!), I decided to wear a push up bra today.  Paired with the tshirt type shirt I'm wearing it makes for an impressive presentation.  So as I reached across this executive's desk to retrieve the newly signed check ........... I caught him checking out my boobs!!!!
 
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!  He tried to pretent he had missed my eyes, but I know better!
 
*sigh*  I'm flattered and needed the giggle.  Is this sick or what?!!


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  • CayenneMan said on Feb 25, 2009....
       I remember when you pulled that little trick on me. . .
  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 25, 2009....
    CM - you know I never did such a thing! ;)
  • CayenneMan said on Feb 25, 2009....
     That's because , jerry and frankie werre yoo- hooing  you from across the street .
  • beyondtheveil said on Feb 25, 2009....
    Have I ever been caught playing the part of the executive?

    Pardon, while I count (estimate) the times...
  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 25, 2009....
    CM - the nice part about having gay housemates is that if I were indecent they'd hardly bat an eye. ;)
     
    BTV - I don't fault a guy for looking ......
  • CayenneMan said on Feb 25, 2009....
    I'm not gay but I wouldn't mind being your housemate, I'd probably bat an eye and have lift off.
  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 25, 2009....
    CM - I'm actually pretty modest around them out of courtesy.  But I have been known to raid the fridge in the middle of the night in less than respectable clothing.
  • Hegemone said on Feb 25, 2009....
    Uni, lol, funny.  Not sick though, lol, we all deserve a little oggling from time to time to make us feel good!  I'm sure you didn't put that bra and shirt pair on today thinking 'I'm gonna MAKE somebody gawk at my boobs today dammit!'  Then again, if you did ... well done, lol!
  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 25, 2009....
    Hege - no, I didn't actually think it through that far, though the concept of "trial run" did go through my sleep deprived brain.  Yes, a good oggling now and then can put a little pepp in the step.
  • CayenneMan said on Feb 25, 2009....
        My oh my, five houses on my street and it took an hour to have food delivered here. The restaurant's only a mile away. Sometimes I feel like I'm in Ethiopia.
  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 25, 2009....
    CM - well, you do live in the burbs, so it might as well be ethiopia ;)
  • gingersoul said on Feb 25, 2009....
    U-nee-k.......we girls know that catching a man attention flashing our boobs is the easiest way to go........easy like a walk in the park.....lol.......they just can't resist....
     
    It never fails.......;-P
     
    So if you had that reaction ....... just enjoy it and have a smile....:-)
     
  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 25, 2009....
    ginger - Oh, I enjoyed it.  I was a little surprised since it's not a low cut top, so really this guys imagination must be well developed ;)
  • gingersoul said on Feb 25, 2009....
    Dont worry.......some men need just this much ....lol..
     
    I know of girls with less than satisfactory mammal equipment getting complimented as they were some Pamela Anderson ...
     
    Funny is ...the girls started to believe it.....lol... 
  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 25, 2009....
    ginger - Hmmm, I wouldn't know about having less than satisfactory mammal equipment.  I'm in the "don't jog" range. 
  • gingersoul said on Feb 25, 2009....
    Not you, silly......never saw your girls, after all....lol..
  • mixednuts said on Feb 25, 2009....

    That guy must have been in *heaven for .......10 seconds!

    Just thinking of it sends me!

    I

  • fragglesrock said on Feb 25, 2009....
    the "don't jog" category!!!!! hahahahaha! well what the hell category am i in??? the "gotta duct tape them sucker up" category ;)
  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 25, 2009....
    ginger - yes, I save "girls viewing" for a select crowd. ;)
     
    mixed - well, there was a smile on his face .....
     
    frags - only you could create your own catagory!!
  • Lucytorial said on Feb 25, 2009....

    ahhh the power of the boobs!~ have a great day Uni, flat out again, big long vent coming tomorrow.... hope you enjoy many more moments of mamory madness!

    :-D

  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 25, 2009....
    Lu - I try to not let it go to my head ;)
  • bluegum said on Feb 25, 2009....
    push up bra boobies only a couple of feet away the poor bugger was proberly glad the desk wasn't made of glass.lol.blue
  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 25, 2009....

    blue - Hmmmm, you're probably right ;)

  • starchini said on Feb 25, 2009....
    Oh uni, nothing wrong with flaunting our assets.... : )  Ive done worse things to get an approving gaze...
  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 25, 2009....
    star - well?....... do tell!  It was unintentional, but I enjoyed my moment.
  • starchini said on Feb 25, 2009....

    Alright, ill expose myself.  I regularly duck into a corner when out on the town to adjust my breasticles.  Sometimes they will slip and vere off to the side, or wiggle downward or ill get a little armpit fat peeking out.  Anywhoo...when i think no one is looking ill stick my hand in my shirt grab my boob and pick it up and push it toward the center.  This all is so that my boobies look their best.  lol...

    Or, when i feel as though im being ignored from whoever i want attention from ill turn to him in my barstool with my leg crossed and put my elbows on my ankle and knee....this squishes my boobs together to make it look like i have more cleavage than i do...not once has that move failed me...

    This one was unintentional, ive had buttons pop right off of my shirt cuz my boobs are too big...that gets some attention...most would ask for a safety pic or a sweater, i was just like "huh, that looks hot.."  and left them "out there"

  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 25, 2009....
    star - breasticles. Bwa ha ha ha ha.  I have had the button either pop off or unbutton on shirts I wear.  I pretty much have given up on button down shirts for that reason.  If it fits the "girls" it's too big everywhere else and I refuse to have a basic white shirt tailored.
  • starchini said on Feb 25, 2009....

    ooo can i give advice to solve that problem?  Yes?  Ok...I had the same issue...I find that some sort of belt, scarf, ribbon works wonders.  It either fits you around the waist and you have to wear an undershirt and leave it unbottoned up top or like you said the shirt is just too big and it makes you look like a bag lady...No tailoring is necessary.  If you buy the bigger shirt that fits the boobs and get a scarf or thick belt and tie it right on your rib cage, it creates a silhouette, instead of that flat front slouchy look with it being too big in the waist.  You can either knot it on the side or tie a bow and place it on the back.  I find the bow on the back looks sweetest.  The thicker and sheerer the better, you dont want a skinny ribbon that will cut you in half, and you dont want a bulky scarf thats gonna look like a spare tire.  Maurices has very sheer wide scarves available still, i think...I bought 5, i use them for my problem shirts. 

    Anywhoo, just a way to avoid tailoring and exposing the breasticles : )  Im glad you like my word,  i dont know where i got it from, i for real think that orginated with me...not sure, i doubt im that creative i prolly picked it up somewhere...

  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 25, 2009....
    you assume I have a waistline! ha!  well, I sorta do, but it's not that great.  I do take your point though.  In place of button downs I've opted for rib knit sweaters.  All the curves with none of the gaps.
  • wombat said on Feb 25, 2009....
    Just chuckling along here.  Hoping the secret doesn't get out too far that no matter what we say, us women still like the attention from time to time! 
  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 25, 2009....
    wombie - I think our "cover" has been blown!  Guys have figured it out, but darn if they can keep their eyeballs trained to look away. LOL
  • queenparanoia said on Feb 25, 2009....
    lol... it's the power we women have over men... the power of boobies...lol... ;-)
  • pleasantskies said on Feb 25, 2009....
    Well that guy looking at your boobs made everyone's day and put a smile on all our faces, so be sure to thank him for me. 
  • HollyGoLightly said on Feb 25, 2009....
    ...I'm currently a 40DD...going back to the days when I was cocktailing
    for a strip club, I can't begin to count how many times per night I was
    asked if they were real... (proud to say they are...)
     
    one time shopping, I came across the perfect answer for my "big tippers".
    a sticker, strategically placed on my money caddy (facing the customer),
    reading "Yes, they're REAL!"!
     
    it was not only a novelty, but also went over real well at work... lol ;)
     
    ~*~Holly~*~
  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 25, 2009....

    queenie - it makes up for some things we don't routinely get being women. ;)

    pleasant - I'm sure enjoyed himself as well.

    Holly - yup, those are impressive girls you got there.  I bet you got that question all the time. 

  • BurnedOut said on Feb 25, 2009....
    uniquely...haha...nice topic:-)  Do you girls actually have any clue as to exactly WHAT we imagine when we see a pair of boobs staring back at us?  You THINK you know....but you have nooooo idea.  Damn you girls for using this as an advantage for yourselves!!  (but thank you as well:-)  I appreciate the lengths you girls go.  It's a win-win situation for both parties, ok? lol 
  • woman said on Feb 25, 2009....
    Funny post and comments. Boobies do seem to decrease the IQ of men exposed to them. I can identify with the following. Can't jog. Can't wear button up blouses. I have to say that more often than not I would have rather been smaller. I like men looking at my eyes......
  • HollyGoLightly said on Feb 25, 2009....
    this is hilarious *uniquely*!!  :)  :)
     
    *woman*'s post made me think of the fact that I haven't
    enjoyed the luxury of sleeping on my stomach since I was
    11 or 12!!  lol!!
     
     
  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 25, 2009....

    burned - LMAO I really don't have a clue what rolls around in a guys brain when confronted by boobs, but as long as it works ..........

    woman - I enjoy the size I am but there are draw backs

    Holly - like I said, draw backs

  • superbozo said on Feb 26, 2009....

    Hmmmmm BOOBIES.....have always liked them.....I also once worked at a strip club (I was the bouncer) and it amazed me that I would still check girls out, not the dancers (well not all the time) but the female customers of which we had plenty, they often outnumbered the guys. But it was not tits hanging out that attracted me, It's like I might get to see something I'm not really supposed to. Like when a girl bends over and her loose fitting shirt drops slightly and I can see her bra and boobs. Or that long skirt that goes sort of see through in the sun and you see the shadow of the legs under the fabric. That buisness skirt with the split in, that if you are looking at the correct angle you can see leg all the way up as the skirt parts slightly. SHIT am I sounding a little creepy here ladies sorry. But I think it's what I think I might see but don't or only see a hint off that I find sexy when I'm catching a sneak look.

  • HollyGoLightly said on Feb 26, 2009....
    *super*~ you hit the nail on the head... and although it seems
    so simple, it's a concept that many seem to miss...
     
    the sexy side-slit skirt revealing the smooth skin of a thigh,
    the blouse with only a few buttons undone, enough to see the
    tiniest bit of lacy bra or camisole, and just enough cleavage
    to peak the interest ( & perhaps the desire) of whoever might
    be looking.  one of my favorites was to wear my black thigh
    high stockings with a short black skirt just short enough to
    show a sexy inch or so of thigh between the lacy tops of the
    stockings, and the hemline of the short skirt.
     
    how wild that you worked in a strip-club too...I was dating one
    of the bouncers there for awhile, and used to delight in teasing
    him while on the job. wearing the above described outfit, I would
    usually find a place to ease my way into his point of vision, and
    then bend over, pretending to wipe a table of something...he often
    told me that just imagining what was beyond that little tease was
    what kept him going all night...until we could be together.
     
    it is the idea of alluding to something... subtly conveying a message
    of something more than what is only visible to the eye... what's left to
    one's imagination is the ultimate turn-on...they always say the most
    powerful sexual organ is the brain...
     
    (and I mean really, what could possibly be sexy about just walking in,
    and throwing it all down on the table...lol)
     
    ~*~Holly~*~
  • superbozo said on Feb 26, 2009....
    Throwing it all down on the table would get my attention (pardon the pun). But I think we all like to be teased or tantalised in anything we do. It's like being a kid at christmas you have no idea what your going to get. You get excited about what you might get or what you might do. Sometimes the real event doen't live up to expectations but that doesn't stop you getting excited next christmas. hehehe
  • BEWELL said on Feb 26, 2009....
    I like this video  LOL and it is for a good cause

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwdggU_bLiw

  • BEWELL said on Feb 26, 2009....

    and one more


     


  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 26, 2009....
    super and Holly - I think as ladies get a little older and wiser we come to that same conclussion.  Instead of wearing blouses down to there and skirts up to there we start wearing "possibility" outfits. ;)
  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 26, 2009....
    Bewell - OMG!!!! I nearly laughed my tits off!  The second one with martial arts really made me laugh.  When I studied I was usually the only girl.  There was a move that required the "attacker" to shove the "defender" on the chest with an open hand.  I had a lot of uncomfortable guys when it was my turn to pay defender since no one willingly wanted to touch my chest because I was "spoken for" at the time.
  • BEWELL said on Feb 26, 2009....
    Uni;      If you laugh your tits off can I have them?     LOL
  • travelr712 said on Feb 26, 2009....
    well i thought that's why women put them out there on display, so they'd be looked at! btw, i was looking down the front page list and i see posts with 42 reads, 55 reads, 68 reads, but the one titled 'boobs' has 269. go figure! :-D
  • MissMimi said on Feb 26, 2009....
    LOL  trav!  Hi uni, I feel like I've been away for days.  Just catching up on my reading.
  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 26, 2009....
    Bewell - sure, seeing as how they are just too distracting for some men to resist ;) (see today's blog)
     
    trav - LOL yes, they're to be "looked" at, not touched.  I also realized that it would be a hit magnet with that title.  I'm surprised Kyle hasn't commented.
     
    MMM - It's all fun stuff :(
  • pleasantskies said on Feb 26, 2009....
    Holly we're the same size! Eh, not really important, but just felt like letting you know. 
  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 26, 2009....
    pleasant - now we all know! ;)
  • Sandman said on Mar 11, 2009....
    Well , i have always believed that if a lady puts her sweater kittens on display i will oblige her by looking over every square inch .  Maybe twice !  I'm a guy and i LOVE boobies !
  • uniquely-ironic said on Mar 11, 2009....
    Sandman - nothing wrong with that! ;)

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