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Traveling can be a humbling experience, particularly when you travel to a foreign country. Such experiences, of course, give rise to travel jokes. 

Travel Jokes

1. Three brothers are sitting at the bar in a Moscow establishment. An older man is sitting at a table behind them and has obviously had too much vodka. He stands, walks up to the first brother and says, 

“Your mother is a vicious, greedy woman!”

The brother tells him to shut up and go sit down. 

After about 5 minutes, the old man stands and walks up to the second brother, 

“I sleep with your mother whenever I want!” 

Disgusted, the brother tells the old man to bugger off. 

A few minutes later, the old man stands and starts walking towards the third brother. All three brothers turn around and yell, 

“Dad, go home!”

2. You’re at a bad hotel when the bed mint moves. 

3. “Visi, Vermini, Vomnui” – I visited, I freaked, I threw up.