A hungover horned frog wanders from the Amazon river banks into a secret laboratory. An assistant in a white lab coat mistakes him for an escaped experimental subject, and places him in an occupied aquarium. If you know anything about horned frogs, then you know they are not safe in captivity with their own kind. In times of hunger or neglect, they become cannibals. It takes a minute before the frog escapes becoming dinner for Bubba. He sees the calendar has a note attached: "Free two frogs every FR---DAY". Unfortunately the wet ink had been smeared and the middle letters were illegible. The frog, in all his wisdom, assumed it must mean FROGDAY. He was so excited he hopped around teh lab, looking for someone who could tell him what day it was today.

The snakes did not know nor did they care. The mice were all blind, and said the end was all they wanted. Then the frog came to a Baboon. He said monkeys disappeared on MON-Day, so FR-iday must be FROGDAY. Sure enough, it was Friday, and he was scooped up and released not far from the lab. He noticed a huge furnace and wondered what it was used for.

A couple days past, and soon MON-Day was upon him. He returned to see if his friend, the baboon, would be released, since he was a MONkey and it was MONday. Then to his horror, he saw his friend, the baoon, being carried outside, but he was about to undergo another kind of release. He was dead, and his carcass was placed into the giant furnace. Yes MONdays were burning monkeys days.

And you thought your Mondays were manic?