A restraining order is an order made by a court to protect a person from physical pain or injury or the threat of pain or injury.
Microphones must seek one against these celebrities...enjoy:-)
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"I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist" - Tara Reid
"What’s Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?" - Paris Hilton
"I think that the film "Clueless" was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness." - Alicia Silverstone
"Too many obgyn’s aren’t able to practice their love with women across this country." - George W. Bush
"I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." - Arnold Schwarzanegger
"If I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That’s a good-looking mummy." - Bill Clinton
"I get to go overseas places, like Canada" - Britney Spears
"So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?" - Christina Aguilera
"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." - Dan Quayle
"I find it a bid sad that there is no photo of me at the museum at Checkpoint Charlie." -David Hasselhoff
"All of a sudden you’re like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I’m going through." - R.Kelly
"Smoking kills, and if you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death stuff."
- Mariah Carey
"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are."
- Matt Lauer on NBC's Today Show, August 22
"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."
- David Dinkins, Former New York City Mayor, (answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes)
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."
- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC
"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
- Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."
- Hillary Clinton (commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents)
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Former French President Charles De Gaulle
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it."
- A Congressional Candidate in Texas
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- Former U.S. Vice-president Dan Quayle
