"Let me see some nipples!" the obnoxious drunk said to the hard working, funny,sweet as pie, wonderful and clever bartender. To which the sweet bartender responded by telling the next drunk the first one's request... so of course he was more then happy to oblige, and the whole bar laughed and cheered the funny,clever bartender.
The point of the story I guess is when your drunk I guess it really doesn't matter who's nipples ya see.
Joke:
A drunk at one end of the bar stands up and yells "Lawyers Are Assholes!" A drunk at the other end of the bar yells back " I object to that!" the first drunk says "Why are you a lawyer?" The second drunk says "No I'm an asshole.
