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Okay, one last blog and than short of another "natural" catastophe I'm done for the day.
 
Wednesday night after work I went home feeling tired and slightly sick.  I jumped into my bed and took a 3 hour nap.  I felt better when I got up, but hungry since I had skipped dinner in order to get to bed sooner.
 
Since Taco Bell is literally 2 blocks from my house I decided to "make a run for the border" and get a bite to eat so that I could go back to bed.  I threw on some sweat pants, put a jacket over my pajama top and slipped into some vans and headed out.
 
The trip there was uneventful.  I got into line at 8 something pm and was putting in my order when another customer got into line behind me.  He must have been standing 2-3 feet behind me, but my GOD I smelt the alcohol on him nearly to the point of getting drunk myself!  So this is the kind of late night customers they have!  He also trailed me to the pick up side of the counter, still reeking of alcohol.
 
I grabbed my bag of food and drink and headed home.  I was just rounding the corner when I felt the first drops of rain.  I literally stopped for a second in utter disbelief.  How was it possible that it was raining?  I mean I only wanted to grab a quick bite to eat and get back into bed.
 
1/2 way home it had started to rain lightly.  I stopped again, looked up into the night sky and asked "What?!  Is this your idea of a joke?!!" to God, but apparently he was too busy laughing his ass off to answer.  I gave up trying to dodge the rain and just plodded on.
 
It was poring rain by the time I hit the door.  I was soaked and cold to the bone, though my Taco Bell was safely and warmly tucked into my coat.  I had to shake my head at God that night.  Did he really have to pull that stunt knowing that I was not smart enough  to bring an umbrella or wear real clothes for a border run?
 
God has a twisted sense of humor.


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  • MissMimi said on Feb 13, 2009....
    Oh boy, definitely not your week, is it?  now if your TB yummies had gotten ruined, then it would be a complete and utter tragedy.  (Actually, I've never eaten at Taco Bell, so I have to take your word for its yumminess.)
     
    I'm sorry, uni.  It must feel like someone has it out for you.  Hang in there.
  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 13, 2009....
    MMM - the fact that I haven't thrown in the towel is just another indicator that I have a tolerance of pain.
  • nytquill17 said on Feb 13, 2009....
    You've never eaten Taco Bell Mimi??  Oh my goodness.  Of course you're probably better off, I'm sure it's chock full of nasty stuff that makes it taste so good :p  I loved TB sooo much in college because if you order off the value menu you can get a TON of food for very cheap, compared to other fast food places.  Now I'd have to drive 3 hours to even find one!

    I'm so sorry you're having such a string of bad luck Uni.  At least the weekend is coming up.  At this rate you'll find the good men in your city simply by process of elimination ><
  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 13, 2009....
    nytquill - This weekend I have to lecture my daughter about brushing her teeth more.  The dentist scolded ME for her cavities.  Then it's highly likely I'll pass this plague I'm suffering from onto her.  Yes, evenutally in a few years I'll have dated every freak in the bag area.  Did you know the population of the bay area is 7.1 million?  so say 1/2 are men and 1/2 of that 1/2 are gay and/or married.  That only leaves 1.78 million men to go through.
  • CayenneMan said on Feb 13, 2009....
       Hello uniquely-ironic, you made me think about something that happened to me years ago when the kids were young and nobody was home at the time.
       It started to snow very heavy !  I had just returned from the grocery store. I had grocery bags in both arms so I slammed my car door shut with my leg. The car door was locked and my keys were in my pocket . . . the damn car door shut on my pocket !
       Thank God the mailman finally came by after an hour or so.  I've yet to ever forget the sound of his laugh that day.
  • Hegemone said on Feb 13, 2009....
    Well Uni, it's too bad that you didn't have a bar of soap with you to turn that joke around on him!  Dinner AND a shower!  That would've ticked me off, lol, but I'd have been too worried about the food probably.
  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 13, 2009....
    CM - LOL well, just another case of God not resisting the impulse to mess with you!  That guy/gal sure does have a twisted sense of humor.
  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 13, 2009....
    Hege - Yeah, I was all hunched over my precious bag of burritos cursing that last block.  He should know better than to mess with my food supply!!
  • mixednuts said on Feb 13, 2009....
    I wish I could give you a million dollars so you would never have to at at the T- Bell again. You deserve the very best of everything!
  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 13, 2009....
    mixed - I wish you could give me a million dollars too, but I doubt I'd give up my Taco Bell unless I hired a spanish cook. ;)
  • queenparanoia said on Feb 14, 2009....
    i think you need this...

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  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 14, 2009....
    queenie - I'll take that! thanks
  • wishyouwerehere said on Feb 16, 2009....
    Uni -
     
    I am not a big TB fan - makes me run for the bathroom instead of the border.  Hopefully, you enjoyed your yummies after you were all warm and dry!
     
    I think God has a fantastic sense of humor, btw - I'm just sorry that I am usually the brunt of His jokes!
  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 16, 2009....
    wishy - my yummies made it worth the cold and wet.  I think God enjoys those little pokes he makes at us now and then.

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