• wombat said on Feb 10, 2009....

  Smiling, but consider yourself lucky, maybe?  The flip side might be doing the opposite of all these things, and being the one striking out.  Ha!
   

• CreativeWoman said on Feb 10, 2009....

  Maybe he thinks you look sexy pregnant.  I think that's sweet.  I've never carried a baby full term, so I'm not really much help.  I'm sure you'll get some good advice from others though.
  
  CW
  

• Hegemone said on Feb 10, 2009....

  Lol Star ... this might be something ya just can't go about doing.  Feel lucky that he thinks you're so damn sexy no matter what.  That's a good thing.  Have you ever found the point at which there was "too much" sex?  A point where Phil looked at you and went 'OK, enough!' or 'Give me a break!'?  Maybe perhaps prep yourself for a situation like that, do it and keep insisting on doing it ... then that might make a point.  Or it might make him worse, lol.  I guess, ummm, good luck on looking unsexy?

• diabolicdame said on Feb 11, 2009....

  Its kind of a good thing he's so hot for you.. but I can see that its not good all the time and you're pretty annoyed of it. Sorry I'm no help. It just sounds like he cant get enough of you.. although maybe you can take your pets to bed with you and set them on him every time he tries to come on to you?? hehe.. that might be a bit extreme. Sorry.. I hope you find a way to be unsexy!

• Wish_Upon_A_Star said on Feb 11, 2009....

  this cracked me up:
  "

  I havnt shaved my legs in over a month, my pussy is a forrest...

  I havnt plucked my eyebrows...

  I dont even wear any makeup anymore...

  I dont do my hair anymore its almost always natural..."

   

  i am almost to the point of not shaving my legs any more because i have to sit down to do it and my old fashioned tub is not meant for that.  My fiance seems to want it more the bigger i get...

   

  As to the nipples out of national geographics i can totally relate- mine went from little tiny rose colored things to giant brown monsters that hurt...

   

  but at least he still wants you- i know a few people who's so's don't at all...

  and think about it- everytime you do have sex the baby is getting antibodies and stuff from him and it helps your cervix... which doesn't help much when you don't want it.  

• cuppajava said on Feb 11, 2009....

  well I can see this is a ladies only discussion - mmmmmmmmm- from a male point of few,many men find their partners very sexy indeed when they are pregnant.I mean, to the extent where the lady could grow a moustache on her lip.and it would make NOOOOOOOOOO difference at all.
  One of my best friends girlfriend just had their first child about 5 months back - they were still going at it up until 8 months ! and they have a beautiful baby girl called Jordan.
  Maybe if you say yes once,and pretend like he is hurting you -so that he knows that it DOES hurt when you do.A little white lie,I know - but is it worth a try?
  

• starchini said on Feb 12, 2009....

  Yes wombie, thats were my guilt comes in, i feel soo mean for turning him down...

  Thank you creative.  I cant imagine how tough that would have been...your very strong. 

  Nope hege, he is unsatisfiable.  Insatiable cravnigs that dont stop.  I think "ill throw him a bone" and do it even when i dont want to, thinking it will get him to back off...nope, he just wants more...

  Dee its so funny you say  that...lily, my pup, shes adorable.  She is glued to us.  Phil often pushes her off the bed if shes being too cute for him to perform in front of.  Well id just finished letting him have sex with me and we were cuddling and petting lily bc she was passed out cold, deeeeep   sleep...Well after a while phil was ready for round two and well, i wasnt...I was done...He proceeded to climb on top and enter against my will (i didnt fight him all that hard)  I was trying to push him off and he was trying to be serious "aww please baby you feel sooooo good"...thats when i grabbed the sleeping puppy, hehe..I picked lil up from her under arms and held her right up to Phil's face...soooo cute bc she wasnt squirming at all, she was still sleeping!  Her litttle yoda ear poking straight out with her eyes closed right in phils face as hes trying to get it on.......just to be funny he kept going to make me laugh...but it worked, no more than a few minutes later with lily in his face he was limp and we were done... : ) 

  Oh wishie, how fun to have someone right there going through exactly what i am at the same time!  (Makes me wish all my girlfriends were prego too!)  Oh gosh, i just feel like such an amazon woman...I mean, i used to be so glamorous and primp constantly.  Never a hair out of place, makeup on always, plucked brows, waxed/shaved legs, and my downstairs, well it was always tidied up...Now,  ZILCH, NADA, NIENT, NOOT, NOBE, NONE!  (i made some of those up)...Now its a special day when i put lipstick on instead of chapstick...  I feel sooo hideous....but i just dont have the energy to do anything about it..lol.

   regarding your cute little rose nipples before...I was always borderline national geographic.  I always had huge nipples and big ariolas, but they were pink, now they are dark brown and even bigger ariolas!  Ewww, i gotta get used to the new breasts...U must really be freaking out, id be more weirded out if i had cute little nipples like you and went to Nat Geo...But my borderline Nat Geo has just crossed the line into full blown Nat Geo, i feel like i should have on war paint and were beaded jewelry when i see myself naked.

  I didnt know sperm had antibodies?  For real?  I didnt think anything could get up inside the womb, i thought that entrance was closed....I heard about the massaging the cervix being good when labor comes...i didnt hear the sperm thing...

  lol, oh cuppa...Phil knows it hurts, I do still have sex with him, but only brb

   

   

   

• diabolicdame said on Feb 12, 2009....

  Woohoo!!

• diabolicdame said on Feb 12, 2009....

  And 'woohoo' was followed by 'Go Lily!!'.. which soulcast ate!

• Wish_Upon_A_Star said on Feb 12, 2009....

  i believe i got the antibody info off of wikipedia or something- i do know that it's good for all. You should get Phil a pocket pussy lol- tell him you are not interested but that she (the pp) always is...

• starchini said on Feb 12, 2009....

  Cuppa, sorry i got cut off before.  I had a over the shoulder reader...lol...gotta keep incognito.  As i was saying.  Ive told Phil before that it hurt and even in the middle of "it"...He goes to extra special lengths to make it not hurt.  But because of this the sex is much less enjoyable.  He wants me to do all these weird acrobatic moves to prevent any belly squishing or unecessary bouncing.  Hed hang himself from the ceiling to support his weight like burglars on television if he thought it would be more comfortable for me, but much of the pleasure is taken away if the sex too circus like.  He had my butt propt up on 6 pillows with my chin on my chest so he could enter without touching my stomache, lol, less painful, but still uncomfortable.  lol, oh God, hes made me try sooo many things...he knows no boundaries. 

  lol it was sooo funny dee, i wish i could post a picture of her, her head is shaped like Yoda with the ears and all but shes cuter than a furby : ) 

  Wishie!  lol, I keep saying im gonna go get him one.  I havnt gotten around to it though, i really really wanna get him one.  im tired of hearing him complain about his rough hands.  There not very expensive and im told they feel amazing... 

   

• mixednuts said on Feb 13, 2009....

  unsexy is a thing you will never be!

  just say "DOWN BOY"!

• PieterOpie said on Feb 16, 2009....

  I should have a man like yours.....  sheeesh!!!  No worries!
  However I do feel for you and I mean that figuratively.
  
  Clearly you need to pull out the stops ALL THE WAY!!!  I will just jot down some random thoughts as they occur to me.  Some might be "extreme" but you know.... they need to be.   This is WAR!!!!
  
  SUGGESTIONS:
  
  
  • urge oral sex and then fart in his face
  • failing that pee in his face
  • failing that - well..... eh... you failed.
  • tell him you're a republican (OMG!!!!)
  • tell him you're a man (phantom pregnancy)
  • tell him you found out you're his sister.  (worth a try)
  • tell him you found out you're his brother.  (worth a try too)
  • tell him you found out you're his mother (desperate by now!!!)
  • Bathe in goat's yoghurt
  • Bathe with goats
  • put nighty on goat and put in bed in your spot
  • feign death
  • feign rabies
  • feign both
  • insert mouse trap in vagina
  • insert rat trap in vagina
  • insert bear in vagina
  • insert above in other place if applicable
  • insert goat in both
  • kill husband
  • send  husband to me..... 
  I give up.... lay there and think of England er... America.
  

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