If you think about it drinking has its perils. But yet we still do it. I don't drink often and I never had a drink and decided to drive. I have my mum who at all hours of the day will come a get my drunken butt and cart me home.

But what I hate most is the post getting skinful praying to the porcelain that all my friends have to endure. I only have to hear it. My problem is I don't get really drunk I just get sick. depending on what I'm drinking I can only have 4 to 5 drinks. Which normally means I'm sober by the end of the night.

I kinda ruins the evening but at least I get to stop my friends from doing anything too stupid. The next morning they are all complaining about their heads and that the sun is too bright. I love to sit there with all the curtains open and music blaring its cruel I know but I have to get my kicks somehow don't I?

Now for a little joke,

One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.
The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."

Ah its a classic.

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