I was invited to a superbowl party and even though I have been in a crappy mood lately I decided to go. So I am sitting watching the game... I love football.  I am the only girl watching the game. A good play was made some random dude says something,and I disagree with him. You understand the game? he says to me like I am an alien from another planet. Yes, I know the difference between a zone and a man to man defence. I know the difference between a tightend and a wide reciever. He looks around and says wheres your woman. HUH???? You a lesbian? WTF!!!! I wanted to walk over and kick him in his balls. No I am not a lesbian. Your man do all the cookin and shit though huh. no I dont have a man but I have never had one who cooked. You know football and you dont where the pants in the house?  What an IDIOT!! I look him square in the eye and tell him. I am every mans dream, I love sports, can cook very well, look good, smart and have been told Im a good lover.  Too bad most men are idiots and say stupid shit like you just said. UGGGHHH will I ever figure out Men.