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It's only 9:26 a.m. today and already I've cried.  I don't cry often.  Or at least unless there's a little PMS involved.  Today's cry was for something different.
 
Guess why I was crying.


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  • Hegemone said on Jan 30, 2009....
    Uni ... I don't wanna guess cuz if I don't get it right I don't wanna remind you of something else bad.  You're not STILL crying right?  Please don't cry Uni ... or at least is it a happy cry?  Oh now I'm all worried, Uniiiii .... be ok ... OK?  (((((((HUG))))))
  • uniquely-ironic said on Jan 30, 2009....
    Hege - today's cry was a happy cry.
  • fragglesrock said on Jan 30, 2009....
    did you get a raise? get money in the mail?
  • fragglesrock said on Jan 30, 2009....
    ed mcmahon come to the door? 
  • fragglesrock said on Jan 30, 2009....
    did you have a nooner?
  • fragglesrock said on Jan 30, 2009....

    still guessing here...you found out that you are the long lost relative of a king from a far away land?

  • diabolicdame said on Jan 30, 2009....

    happy cry eh.. hmmnn.. something to do with the kids? About your trip? About... about your job?

    How many guesses do I get?

  • uniquely-ironic said on Jan 30, 2009....
    frags - it was about money
     
    dd - it is also highly possibly about the trip
  • fragglesrock said on Jan 30, 2009....
    what trip?!
  • uniquely-ironic said on Jan 30, 2009....
    frags - did you think Lucy and I were kidding about partying together?!!
  • starchini said on Jan 30, 2009....
    Uni fell into a money hole and is bringing starchini with her? 
  • Hegemone said on Jan 30, 2009....
    You got your passport?!
  • uniquely-ironic said on Jan 30, 2009....
    star - if there were enough you know I would.......
     
    Hege - no, haven't applied for it yet.  Maybe today I will.
  • Hegemone said on Jan 30, 2009....
    Well apparently if you're having a good luck day, enough to make you cry happy tears, perhaps you should so all will go well!
  • diabolicdame said on Jan 30, 2009....
    You got your tax money back from the feds and now u can take the trip. Is that it?
  • uniquely-ironic said on Jan 30, 2009....
    Hege - I really do like the happy tears best!
     
    dd - bingo!  If I'm careful with it I can take the trip!  Now  I need to go see about a passport.
  • fragglesrock said on Jan 30, 2009....
    woohoo! i'm so happy for you uni! i'm sooooo excited...hurry up and go get that passport now!
  • pusscat said on Jan 30, 2009....
    Oh uni - I'm so so soooooooooooo pleased for you!!

    It's not just the things that you write here you know that tell me what a lovely, deserving person you are, it's what OTHERS here  so often write about you uni that say it more :-)

    Have I missed something though about the trip?  OMG!  You're not actually going to see that bloody stark, staring, raving, mad Aussie woman are you?!?!?
  • Lucytorial said on Jan 30, 2009....
    Morning everyone, okay so a passport will take a several weeks, the standard run around so move girl move! tee he hee I'm so excited!
  • uniquely-ironic said on Jan 30, 2009....

    frags - I need to find out where to do, what to fill out, who to pay too much too.  I'm going to call our corporate travel people and find out what to do this afternoon.  It's barely enough time to get a passport for the time slot I'd like to travel in.

    pusscat - yup!  we're gonna drive each other nuts for 7-10 days and then if the continent holds together that long I'll go home!

    Lu - yes, I had one form 1/2 filled out when I realized it was the one for Mexico and Canada only!!  Why is there more than one?!!! ARghh!

  • Lucytorial said on Jan 30, 2009....
    tee he heee confusion..... here it is easier, its all done at our post office and then a photo taken and they check it, then whammo 6 weeks later and you have a passport...
     
    We won't drive each other nuts we'll drive hubby nuts! BWaa ha ha ha actually by then I am hoping we will be moved out and in a new nice place.
  • uniquely-ironic said on Jan 30, 2009....
    I don't care if I'm sleeping in a bathtub as long as I'm in Australia with my best friend and her long suffering hubby.  Yes, tell him to rest up now, 'cause there'll be no resting when I arrive!
  • fragglesrock said on Jan 30, 2009....

    hmmm...i'll need an intenerary so that i can time things right...tee hee giggle giggle...i have a wollup of a surprise planned for lucy and i told her that it would probably be march before it happens it'd be AWESOME if you were there for the surprise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • CreativeWoman said on Jan 30, 2009....
    I hope you have a great time.  It sounds like you will.

    CW
  • uniquely-ironic said on Jan 30, 2009....

    frags - I'm hoping to be there on my birthday in April.  you got a surprise?!!!  Oh come on!  Now everyone is torturing me with the unknown!  What is it?  I gotta know! Waaaaa!

    CW - I'm planning to have a good time, but the good wishes never hurt! ;)

  • Lucytorial said on Jan 30, 2009....
    Frags, if you tell Uni I will torture her for the details........
     
    Uni ~ I have plans, I might write them up for you so you can see what might be... if we want it to be.
  • uniquely-ironic said on Jan 30, 2009....

    frags - If you have any positive feelings for me at all, do NOT tell me your secret.  She will hurt me!!! [cringes away from screen]

    Lu - you'll have to write them down.  You know I have shit for memory.

  • pusscat said on Jan 30, 2009....
    OMG Lucy this has nothing to do with this post but I'm watching one of our greatest chat show guys, Jonathan Ross and William Shatner has just come on - 4 guys that sing round the piano when a guest comes on (called 4 Puffs and a Piano - I'm not kidding) have just been singing "Star Trekking" ! ! !  What were the odds on that eh?!?!?
  • Me-Myself&I said on Jan 30, 2009....
    go girl go! have the time of your life! too cool!
  • uniquely-ironic said on Jan 30, 2009....
    MM&I - I'm so excited I'm kinda running around in circles.
  • hotaka said on Jan 30, 2009....
    You were cutting onions for hotdogs with Victor?
  • hotaka said on Jan 30, 2009....
    Well, since it took SoulCast 3:47 to post my comment (it's been so slow for me these last two weeks or so) I had a chance to read the comments above and I can see it's not onions. Wow! That's right. I remember you and Lucy were talking on the phone a while back. Hey, that's great news. You two should have a blast together.

    Er... Lucy? Six weeks for a passport? It took us one week to get MiniHot's done.
  • Twylarants said on Jan 30, 2009....
    Why are you taking onions to Australia?
    Well, I waited a long time for this post to open so I didn't read all the comments first. 
    Ok, never mind...I get it now.
    Have a great time, hug Lucy for us, tell Mr. Lucy "Hi", kiss a lot of those good looking Aussie guys, if you see Crocodile Dundee tell him I saw his movie 6 times, don't get chomped on by a shark......that's all.
  • mom said on Jan 30, 2009....
    You're pregnant!
  • woman said on Jan 30, 2009....
    Hope all goes smoothy Uni. It would be the trip of a lifetime. Best wishes.
  • one_wired_kitty said on Jan 30, 2009....

    You're crying cuz you know I love you sooo much?!

    Seriously tho ... I hope you have a great time.

  • PieterOpie said on Jan 30, 2009....
    Was it because I took sooo long to get here and sooth you and stroke you and say "there, there...  there, there...."?

    I'm here now.

    It's okay.... it's not so bad.  I understand how you feel.  It's not your fault.  Look at you, you're beautiful.  I still love you.....

    there, there....... there, there......  there, there........


    there, there..........


    there you go.....  ahhhh, that's better.... you see?  It's all going to be alright.  I promise. 

    kissy kissy........
  • PieterOpie said on Jan 30, 2009....
    PSSSSSST.... hey..... is she still crying???


  • Lucytorial said on Jan 31, 2009....
    Nah she stopped crying now she's laughing, in a moment she will be rolling her eyes and back to crying again.
  • PieterOpie said on Jan 31, 2009....
    Oh no..... a serial cryer huh?   Oh dear.........................................

    Should I come back later then - with the "there, there's"?   
  • pusscat said on Jan 31, 2009....
    pusscat waves to Piet . . . sorry - it's all I can do when I am still laughing at Piet!!! :-))
  • Lucytorial said on Jan 31, 2009....
    No no no you can't do the there there's....... men! LOL
     
     
  • uniquely-ironic said on Jan 31, 2009....
    hotaka - that would  make me cry, but no.  US passports are a little longer in process.
     
    Twirlie - will do when I get there.  Though I still stand by no tongue kisses for chicks! ;)
     
    mom - that would make me cry
     
    woman - it really would be, and I'm looking forward to the adventure!
     
    PO - yes, that was it exactly!   Not!
     
     
  • PieterOpie said on Jan 31, 2009....
    Okay....  I know you are upset right now and not aware of what you are saying exactly, so I will just be strong for you and stay with it.  Sometime happy tears and sad tears can get all mixed up and you need to cry twice as much to get it all out.

    But that's okay...... isn't it?  Hey?  Yes?  Isn't it?  Of course it is..... Yessss????

    Take a deeeeep breath and let's hear it snookems...  Come on now.....
    I wanna see those veins on your forehead throbbing and pulsating......
    Give me one of those wrenching silent screams from yur guts!!!!

    GIVE ME PHLEGM  ----- LOTS OF SNOT AND PHLEGM!!!!!!!   THAT'S IT!!!!






    there there....... there there.......  there there..........




    eeeew.... gross.  Tissue somebody... this is disgusting!!!!!!   YECH!!!!!
  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 01, 2009....
    PO - you weirdo!  I don't cry like that.  Not even when I break bones.
  • PieterOpie said on Feb 01, 2009....
    Well, there's your problem right there .  You're afraid to cry because once you start you won't be able to stop, or so you think.  I understand completely...
    But I had no idea you have broken bones.   How badly are your injuries?
    Don't panic....  I can talk you though that too.  

    there, there....  it's okay.....  just be brave, your doing fine although I do wish you'd let all that grief and pain out properly.  But not now....  first things first.

    Can you tell me where it hurts and are the bones sticking out?

    And please....  stop crying.  That really isn't helping.
  • Lucytorial said on Feb 01, 2009....
    Pieter you are one sick dude! tee he he hee snot, phlegm? gross man....
  • PieterOpie said on Feb 01, 2009....
    LucyT, there is nothing pretty about therapeutic crying.  Some people think proctologist are weird or "sick" but we both know the shit has got to come out and it's their job to keep it coming. 

    I might not have a fancy piece of paper claiming I am somehow qualified to do this, Lucy... but I do make people cry.  It's a talent.  I used to cry constantly as a child.  Even now I am not adverse to throwing a good old fashioned hissy fit.

    In fact if Uniquely-Ironic doesn't cooperate soon you may just see one right here any real soonHoowee... they are spectacular.  The last one put me in the hospital for over a week.  But I got all the phlegm out. 

    Think of me as weepologist.....   or a cryerpractor if you like.   Now excuse me, I have to set some broken bones and insert a metal plate into my patient.

    Hehehe... that'll hurt.  There's gonna be some real crying in a minute.... 
  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 01, 2009....
    PO - a weepologist?  nice word.  I can learn to live with that.  In fact I did stop crying and right now I'm surprised that I'm not laughing to the point of exhaustion.
  • PieterOpie said on Feb 01, 2009....
    You stopped!!!???  YES!!!!   I DID IT!!!  WOOO HOOO!!!!!  Success!!!
    Ah it's a good feeling I tell you.   It gets me right here.....  eh, I'm pointing to my big heart.  I know I could do it......  I did for love....  sniff....  I get so choked up.... sniff sniff....  I could... just... sniff .... cry......  W-WW-WWAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BOOOOOHOOOOHOOOOO..... WAAAAAHHH  sob.. sob... snort...  WAAHHHH!!!!   I - CAN'T - HELP - IT!!!!  WAHHHHAAHWAHWAHWWWAAA!!!!

    sob sniff sniff snorrrtt.....   ewwwww... plegm!!!  yuk...
  • PieterOpie said on Feb 01, 2009....
    sorry..... can't talk now......sob... thank me later... sniff..
  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 01, 2009....
    PO - I bet your parents are very proud of you [snarky laugh]
  • PieterOpie said on Feb 01, 2009....
    m..mmm.....my....my  par..ents.....are....dead!

    WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

    DEAD I TELLS YA!!!    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!..........sniff...
  • PieterOpie said on Feb 04, 2009....
    apple510:  WTF??  Now I'm really miserable.....   Is this game related? 
    My god man - why can't you grow up and be more like me?  Get a life.

    heeee heeee heeeee heeeeeeee........   Quick!! run away........   heeeheeee
  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 04, 2009....
    PO - I hate those fuckers!
  • PieterOpie said on Feb 04, 2009....
    OOOW.... THEY VANISHED!!!     Wow... they can do anything......... 
  • uniquely-ironic said on Feb 04, 2009....
    Especially with a little help from me ;)
  • PieterOpie said on Feb 04, 2009....
    You have magic powers too..........  Aww... I never get any of the good stuff. I'd love to be able to make things disappear.  Yeah.... all that fat on my personal self needs to be disappeared. 
    Say.... you couldn't help me with that could you?  The sooner the better........

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