I think that the Government has been monitoring my computer.  It's working awfully slow for some reason.  I saw it's potential.  I have antivirus and antispyware protection.  I probably said something that I shouldn't have online.  Well, it's annoying that things are posting slow and what not.  I have nothing to hide.  It's not like I have bomb schematics on my computer or something.  I wouldn't be so stupid as to harm people like that.  I wonder what they're looking for.  If they are in fact monitoring me, I can tell them that Social Security sucks because they take too long to give decisions and help to the disabled.  I know that I'm not doing anything wrong at this point, so fuck it.  I hope that I'm exciting to them.  I hope that I rock their world or some shit.  Whatever.