So here I am pondering some of life's mysteries, okay maybe not but it sounded like a good start for the sentence.  I realized I am a pretty funny person in person but for some reason I can't bring it though in my writing.  It is so funny on the weekends because I get to spend time with our pets and we have plenty to keep us busy and laughing our asses off too. 
We recently got some goats, 2 girl goats, small, harmless goats right?  Oh but wait they are the horniest creatures in the world really.  If anyone ever thought men think of sex too much, they need to come spend a few minutes with the goats, that is all these girls do, it's crazy really. They snort and wine at me when I approach simply because they want to mount me, bite me or head butt me.  It is so amusing really.  We also have 3 dogs, 2 cats, 4 birds, 70 chickens and I am sure there are more but frankly I lost count.  It is a comedy act 24/7 around our house with all the different animals.  I have a little Jack Russell/ Chihuahua mix and she is a hoot!  She is so cute too so that helps. I am such a sucker for animals, I have always been amazed at there compassion, unconditional love and their ability to make me laugh.  No matter what, I know my dog will come to my side, she will lick my tears, and want me to be happy.  We call her our tone-sensitive dog, if you say anything, you better watch your tone around her, she's strict at how you speak around her and makes sure you know she didn't like your tone.  She is the player, the cuddle bunny and the true outside dog.(she stays inside but wants to be outside).  Then we have a black lab that thinks she weighs 2 lbs, verses the 100 lbs she really weighs and considers herself a lap dog even if you can't breath when she lays on you.  She is getting old, it sucks because she is all love.  We have Jack Russell too, he is a piece of work and has learned how to suck up like the other ones.  He use to be cujo, if you got within a 2 foot radius of that dog he would mal you.  Very few people would have kept him because of his temper but unfortunately we know where it came from, he was abused and mistreated.  All he wants is a whole lot of love and attention.  When we first got him, we took him to the vet and he went crazy in the truck, hid under the seat shaking like a leave.  We practically had to remove the seat to get him out, he screamed like a baby when we finally did, it was nuts.  He is recoverng though and with lots of love, patients and time he will be just fine.  He is the one that gets turned on if he sees us having sex or even someone on TV having sex, nothing like turning on the dog to kill any sex drive you had.  He loves the big black dog, wants nothing to do with the little one, she is not his type, to small for his liking I suppose.
Well, my boyfriend's dad is in town and so I must go show my face despite the fact I do not want to but for the sake of keeping the peace with my man I will.  I hope to be back a bit later to blog away, I like it so far and it is not all that difficult really as I am never short on words.