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ok, so I guess by request from D6, we are supposed to blog about nothing, well that is a subject I know a whole lot about.  When you want to talk about nothing, where do you start?  Does nothing have a beginning or an end, is it a real consciousness or a state of mind?

I have reached a stage in my life that I want to do things I haven't done in a long time. One of them is to wake up alone! Yay!  The other is I want to ride on a motorcycle, I want to go and shoot pool, I want perfect tits, stomach and face!!!!!!!!!!!!  I don't want to have to answer to anyone but me.  I want to kiss a prince and him turn into my dog!  I want cucumbers to say, "I love you".   I want a vibrator that doesn't run on batteries or electricity, and one that is environmentally friendly.

I want a jucuzzi and to sit in it for hours with a smile on my face, I want to run naked through the streets and not have people puke or throw stuff at me.  I want to find the perfect bra! When I wake up I want to hear the friggin' birds singing in my honor. 

I want to turn around and see Mr. perfect whose main goal in life is to satisfy me and then get the hell out of my bed.   I want support hose to be fishnet and come with a garter belt. I want to go on a cruise around the world.

Ok, so the best I can really hope for is to wake up alone, the rest will have to be my dreams for another time.  I think I can live with that.

 



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  • moonriver said on Jan 22, 2009....
    mom, my mind is on defrag mode today.
    but i just had to read through this post and emphatise with your wanna-do's.
    mine is to get on a bike and ride across all continents except antarctica.
    i'm not inviting you on my trip, because then we won't achieve anything but trade jokes and laugh all day, and probably won't even get as far as vancouver or bot's place.
    psst. in my travels, i'll ask around for a talking cucumber, teach it to say "i love you," and send it to you by fedex.

  • D6fer said on Jan 22, 2009....
    mom.....I wonder what the carbon footprint of a vibrator really is.....if you count the C02 emmissions from the user....shit....they might just outlaw them things someday soon!....girls....hide your guns and dildos....the government is coming for them!
  • mom said on Jan 22, 2009....

    Moon- LOL well I am not much for bike riding, I already spent too many years peddling my ass downtown. :)  But next time you have cucumber dip think of me. :)

    D6- I don't know,  mine have been epa tested, and I just had the muffler changed on it also.  Now it just purrs like a kitten.

  • Twylarants said on Jan 23, 2009....
    I'm still waiting for Bob Seger to swing by my house and roll me away.  I wanna see that young hawk flying and tell the first star light that I'll get it right next time.
    Time's a-wasting, Bobby, let's go already!  I want to do this before I'm so old I have to ride in a side car!

    I'll never eat cucumber again.
  • mom said on Jan 23, 2009....
    Twyla- LOLOLO ok thank you, it sounds like you have set up some goals for yourself,  I am so proud of you.

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I really don't have much to say. Or do.

Today, I going to read blogs and comment.

Hopefully, I will have something great to say later....
My sister asked if she could share my email address with someone who was a classmate of mine back in high school. I said yes, of course. Right there, I should have given that more thought.

Got a bubbly email from her, and I responded in equ...
First of all, the first time I can sleep in almost a week.....
She is just the sweetest girl. But she scares the hell out of me. And she equally bores me to death....
Or like it really fucking matters...