How to not get into heaven!!
A man in America is suing his local church for personal injury compensation after he tripped and fell into a hole on the grounds.
He alleges that the church knew, but did not warn him. He said that he felt guilty that he was suing the church, but then again, everyone is equal in God’s eyes, so why not.
Umm, me thinks he should forget the holy water and have a proper drink!
