Stuck in a parallel universe with my dead mother and father. It was really nice and then wanted to cook food. Keep finding huge pots of clay with rice inside them. On close inspection all rotten, teeming with maggots. So hungry. Goddess Kali has mated with human and keeps producing black little men who keep jumping into back garden and setting fires. Can't destroy the black men, they're vicious. Go in confidence to deal with them, but wake up screaming.
Wake up and realize had wet dream. Sperm, real not dreamed or imagined, dripping all over legs and crotch.
Can't sleep, up all night yesterday...
Trapped!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Lying to everyone to ensure survival, even the gods. They always know, so they must be laughing at me. I hope.