beyondtheveil posted on Jan 17, 2009
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HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
The first 44 ways listed in one short simple sentence :
A man only needs to be a friend, companion, lover, brother, father, master, chef, electrician, carpenter, plumber, mechanic, decorator, stylist, sexologist, gynecologist, psychologist, pest exterminator, psychiatrist, healer, good listener, organizer, good father, very clean, sympathetic, athletic, warm, attentive, gallant, intelligent, funny, creative, tender, strong, understanding, tolerant, prudent, ambitious, capable, courageous, determined, true, dependable, passionate, and compassionate.
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO :
45 : Give her compliments regularly.
46 : Love shopping.
47 : Be rich.
48 : Be honest.
49 : Not stress her out.
50 : Not look at other girls.
AND AT THE SAME TIME YOU MUST ALSO :
51 : Give her lots of attention but expect little for yourself.
52 : Give her lots of time especially time for herself.
53 : Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.
NEVER TO FORGET :
54 : Birthdays. Anniversaries. Valentines. Arrangements she makes.
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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1 : Show up naked.
2 : Bring food and beer.
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botoni said on Jan 17, 2009....
Thank you Beyond, you've just help me recognize my masculine side some more! -
beyondtheveil said on Jan 17, 2009....
Glad I could help, MrBot. -
MissMimi said on Jan 17, 2009....
It's not to much to ask, is it? I might add one: Never expect her to cook for you, but always be appreciative when she does. :) -
diabolicdame said on Jan 17, 2009....
See.. thats all we ask for!! Not much!! :-D -
gingersoul said on Jan 17, 2009....
BeyBey........give me a break.....its only 50 things after all.....geez........it's not like we asked you guys to bring us the moon, right?
Btw, the list needs to be update: helloooo.....where is "computer techie"?
That only would be enough for me.....lol....
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silver_phoenix said on Jan 17, 2009....
beyond- i'd make some alterations to this list. i don't want my man to be brother, father, master, decorator, stylist, gyno, psychologist, psychiatrist, healer, tender, love shopping and that's pretty much it from that list. i like masculine qualities (that aren't gross!) -
beyondtheveil said on Jan 17, 2009....
mimi- Oh man, the cooking. How could cooking be forgotten? I don't have to watch that one anymore, I do the cooking.
diabo- Not much!? Did you see the 'make "me" happy' list?
ginsoul- The moon...the moon...forgot the moon too. Computer techie? Do you mean someone in particular, or just a techie?
phoxy- We men don't have gross masculine qualities. Our body sounds are "cute", for instance.
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diabolicdame said on Jan 17, 2009....
What men's list? I think we can make men go without those two things too!! hehehehe.. but 50 is a tiny numbr ok! Its just two digits! Dont complain!! :-D -
Hegemone said on Jan 17, 2009....
Heh heh, funny post, thanks for sharing! -
queenparanoia said on Jan 17, 2009....
you forgot sweet.... ;-) and like ginger said computer techie...lol... -
gingersoul said on Jan 17, 2009....
BeyBey...the moon AND a computer techie as somebody who is able to fix any damned things might get wrong with my damned computer....lol..... -
CreativeWoman said on Jan 17, 2009....
Cute post. :-)
CW
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PieterOpie said on Jan 17, 2009....
If you really want to make a woman happy do some housework regularly. Clean the toilets. Mop the floors. Wash the dishes.
The rest is automatic. You'll see.......
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silver_phoenix said on Jan 17, 2009....
beyond- a fart is hardly "cute!" try...disgusting! or smelly....ugh -
uniquely-ironic said on Jan 17, 2009....
Bwa ha ha ha! I've always found this to be true. -
beyondtheveil said on Jan 17, 2009....
diabo- I think most of the time we do go without them.
hege- Thanks for reading.
queenie- Actually, there were quite a few forgotten.
ginsoul- Come to think of it, the techie is my wife's job. I can barely write a comment. Its too embarrassing to tell you what I've done, or haven't done, to a computer.
CW- Thanks for coming by.
opie- I do all you said except clean toilets - she's working on that.
phoxie- I beg to disagree, a fart has great powers.
unique- Isn't it amazing how these posts about men and women carry a lot of truth?
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PieterOpie said on Jan 17, 2009....
Beyond...: When you do the housework, are you rewarded with amorous love-making or is that a myth? I heard men doing chores around the house is an aphrodisiac to women. Is it true or is it all a big con?
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silver_phoenix said on Jan 17, 2009....
beyond- yeah, like a fart can easily make me disappear! haha :-D -
beyondtheveil said on Jan 17, 2009....
opie- I've heard that. Perhaps it is with some women. I've always done some housework, especially when she asks. Its great for staying out of trouble.
phoxy- Now that was a good one. Thanks for the laugh.
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fragglesrock said on Jan 17, 2009....
i only have ten things.....
1. don't smother me (cuddle time...2.2 minutes starting NOW)
2. turn the fan on when you take a shit!
3. don't tickle me (that sucks)
4. don't let me win at pool, man up for crying out loud
5. let me pick the songs on the juke box
6. stick your butt OUTSIDE the blanket when you fart
7. carry something heavy
8. don't laugh when i fall down
9. backrubs are "get out of jail free cards" for you
10. tell me you don't mind if i go out with my friends & for pete's sake...would you get out of my hair and go do something with YOUR friends once in a while?!
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GrapeKoolaid said on Jan 17, 2009....
Pfft... Is that all?
I think you left out an important bit. Being: She can change the definition and parameters of any of the said items above without any provocation or warning.
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scipio said on Jan 18, 2009....
Give her permission to say she is the boss of the house. -
PieterOpie said on Jan 18, 2009....
I just realised than none of this has anything to do with me. Why am I even in this thread? I'm gone...... -
beyondtheveil said on Jan 18, 2009....
fraggles- You are one cool chick if I may say so. There's one lucky guy out there, the one who ends up with you. He just doesn't know it yet.
grape- A great sage you are. That is so true I almost slipped out of my chair.
scipio- Another wise man.
opie- I guess that means you're single?
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kruuyai said on Jan 20, 2009....
beyond: A big hello from Lanzarote! You make me happy just by showing up. :) -
gingersoul said on Jan 20, 2009....
Grapey......oh, don't mind me......just taking note.....lol...Kruu......hello to you. -
beyondtheveil said on Jan 20, 2009....
kruu- I'm so happy when you stop by. Lanzarote? I can't even pronounce it. -
kruuyai said on Jan 21, 2009....
ginger: Hey to you too. :)beyond: If you can't pronounce Lanzarote, try the place I´m trying to get to... Tenerife! -
beyondtheveil said on Jan 21, 2009....
kruu- I can pronounce Tenerife - (tener-eef)...right? -
PAPARAZZI said on Jan 25, 2009....
Do you prefer women or men?
How old are you?
Who did you vote for?
Is masterbation a sin?
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GrapeKoolaid said on Jan 27, 2009....
beyond: Thank you sir. That's very kind of you to say. I have another one for you. An addendum, if you will. That being: You can follow all of the rules above, and she still reserves the right to be unhappy with you.
To paraphrase, "If you don't know, I'm not telling you!"
Ginger: Oh come now... Where do you think I learned it from? :D
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