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The sparkly, twinkly clouds of doom

departed from the lucid room

the buzzerbeep refused to bite

the tiny bit of pail moonlight

the sandy bathing beauty danced

into the chocolate sauce with ants

his name was Ted

he had a pie

and peanut butter in his eye

the fuzzy caterpillars swam

above a yellow Christmas ham

the page of dots refused to play

a game of gin with Doris Day

Oh, is it Dr. Seuss or Carroll

Tiny Tim or William Ferrell

Mr. French or Tina Fey

Who's stuck inside my head today?



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  • botoni said on Jan 16, 2009....
    Might I suggest you be 'cautious' about the yellow Christmas ham irrespective of whomious is trapped inside your cranius?
  • Twylarants said on Jan 16, 2009....
    Did you have Christmas dinner at Kyle's mother's house?
  • GrapeKoolaid said on Jan 16, 2009....
    Well done. 

    [golf clap]

    Bravo. 
  • rupert7 said on Jan 16, 2009....
    Your original spelling indicated you have boobs on your mind!  Is that the real answer to the poem/riddle? :-))
  • pickersplock said on Jan 17, 2009....
    Botoni, I would not eat a yellow ham or any other colored ham, I would not eat a blueish yam, or even rotten viscous Spam! Twyla, haha, nope. I wouldn't eat at Kyle's house or, Ted's garage, or with a mouse! Grape, golf? I would not play a game of golf with anyone,....................I have to rolf! Bleck! Rupe, I don't get the boob thing, I think it's you and not me! :)
  • beyondtheveil said on Jan 17, 2009....
    pickers- I truly liked this poem, but what made me feel you have real talent  was "a certain intellectual ambiance & other transcendental doohickies..."

    but my mind isn't like other people's.
  • Twylarants said on Jan 17, 2009....
    The woman is brilliant!  A mind like her's comes along once in a lifetime.  I am one of only a few people privileged to know her secret.
    Ms. Punchyplum is, in real life, a descendant of the great Egyptian philosopher/poet/surgeon/peanut brittle maker Rami Fante (Fish Nose).
    Fante ran for the office of Pharoah, but, unfortunately, his choice of Vice-Pharoah was ill-advised.
    His loss was assured when his running mate, Seshafi Esho (Angry Pig Woman) said to a group of scribes, "Hey, I can see Persia from my house."  
  • D6fer said on Jan 17, 2009....
    ooooohh....my turn! hmmmm....let me seeeee....
     
    I gaze upon my frigid toes
    poking out of socks with ragged holes
    I'd rather be eating yellow ham
    than sitting here yelling damn
    at those socks that me do mock
    you are just a stinking sock!
     
    blink blink you stink
    adolf hitler was a rotten fink
    now he rots in the roller rink of hell
    oh well.
     
    they are only woven socks of cotton poly blend
    they are not immortal beings whos life will never end
    so i will simply throw them away and replace them with the new
    until the day they all gang up and beat me with my shoes!
     
     
    oh god help me......reading pickers has pushed me over the edge!
  • Hegemone said on Jan 17, 2009....
    Heh, I love these poems ... whomever happens to be in your head ... you're both turning out very interesting pieces!
  • queenparanoia said on Jan 17, 2009....
    huh???

    ok i'm gonna lay down now... my soulcast twin has gone crazy again...lol
  • pickersplock said on Jan 17, 2009....
    Beyond, you have my heartfelt congratulations and a party hat butt! <3
     
    Twally, wasn't Pershia that horrible cleaning woman who used to put extra wax in the sarcophagus as a joke, so that during the funeral; or as we like to call it; the "moving up ceremony", the mummy would slide slowly out and it looked like a slow motion breakdance? 
     
    D6perv!  It's time for every one's favorite soap opera............The Edge of Night..........or was it The Hedge of Night....and it wasn't a soap opera, well not in the traditional sense.....it was more like a horticultural love/reality/dating game show-
     
    "Contestant Number one, if I was to repot you, what kind of fertilizer would really rock your boat?"
     
    Hege, nothing out of the ordinary.  It happens all of the time.  This one happened on the car ride home from work.  If I don't write them down they stay in my head and serenade me all night.
     
    Queenie, what?  Who me?  Nah!
     
     
  • D6fer said on Jan 17, 2009....

    oh please don't repot me miss scarlet......the judge told me if I get repoted one mo time then I'ze goin ta jail fo good!

    but if your handin out fertilizer, could I have some cricket maure?

  • truthsayer said on Jan 18, 2009....
    It has to be Dr. Pickersplock!  I love her!  Her poems and stories are the fantasticus creativations.  Love 'm.  Gotta buy the book on tape.  Bet she does phunny voices too ; )

    Love you, love your stuff girl!

    Truth : )
  • pickersplock said on Jan 19, 2009....
    Cricket manure?  Why I had some around here the other day.....would you settle for gnat?
     
    Truth, you're embarrassing me!  And I do most excellent funny voices!

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