Aries
You will see a very good movie this week, or perhaps you'll just read a book. Or both, maybe.
You'll be in a fatal accident this week. But don't despair, I see longevity in your future.
Leo
Your unlucky color this week is blue. Actually, maybe more of an off-blue. Or yellow. Possibly green, but definitely not red. Well, maybe red.
You're a very outgoing person. Except sometimes, when you're with people, or alone.
Virgo
This week you'll meet a love interest. On the other hand, maybe someone that dislikes you. Who knows.
Taurus
You'll notice this week that when you make people mad they will get angry.
Libra
Prepare yourself, because something big is coming. Although it may just be gas.
Only time will tell.
Scorpio
This week you'll meet a one-eyed fisherman with a yellow hat. Run to him as fast as you can, but not too fast, for he is the bringer of Doom. Or Happiness, I don't know for sure, go ask him.
Sagittarius
You will receive a great fortune in your near future, probably not though. All I know is that deep down my gut is telling me, "maybe."
Capricorn
This week a disgruntled witch will turn you into a frog, and then back into a human, instantaneously. You will notice nothing.
Aquarius
You are an avid dreamer sometimes. Mostly when you're sleeping. Other times you're not.
Pisces
You will become rich beyond your wildest dreams. Compared to someone that isn't. Reasonably.
Second guessing yourself will only bring pain. So ask yourself this question;
Or will it?
-Guru, Deepak Midnite.
