1) I like to eat baby tomatos with salt
2) I like to peel the skin off of grapes with my teeth, its harder to accomplish than you might think!
3) I secretly enjoy wiping out or falling down. Its fun! Its so surprising! You never expect to fall down and when you do your like "woah! didnt see that coming!"
4) I do not care one little bit when I get stains on my clothes, unless its like my absolute most favoritest shirt ever! But it never is and i never care. Ketchup from a burger will fall out of the hole in my lip and trickle its way all the way down my shirt. "Eh, whatever", as i wip up the big spots smearing it all over.
5) Im proud of my scares, always good stories. Never did understand why people hide them! I love it when people ask me about my scares! "This one came from the day i was lit on fire with everclear" oh and this one "muffler on a motorcycle" ah yes thats a good one "thats the one from the bleachers i was thrown into at a basketball game in highschool, MVP was mine for most violent player" hehe...
6) I LOVE broccoli
Phil hates broccoli, i dont like that about him...sucks cuz i have to make my broccoli in a separate little container like its diseased with ecoli so that i can garnish my fod with it. It cannot touch his food.
7) A very much hate stairs.
8) I hate getting sand in my vagina!
9) I love getting sand in my toes though!
10) I believe in everything. Reason: because its fun to believe.
11) Fairies, nessie, bigfoot, gargoyles, chupacabre, ghosts, spirits, God...
12) Because i like to believe everything, im also very gullable.
Id look up everytime my brother told me "gullable" was written on the ceiling
he thinks hes funny : P
13) I cant think of a single food that i dont like- i know that one is weird.
Im a human garbage disposal, i will eat pretty much anything that is edible.
14) Dandelions are my favorite flower
15) I think my nipples look weird
16) I have enjoyed everycar crash ive been in
17) Mountain Dew is my favorite soda, but I always ask for Diet Coke
18) If there isnt a tissue around, i pick my nose, and put them under my car seat
lmao, ya i really did just say that!
19) I wax my mustache, hey! Its the Latin in me! Im naturally furry!
20) I also wax my upper hairline to make my forehead look bigger
HEY dont judge me! I have a tiny forehead!
21) I have a metal plate in my nose, so it hurts when i sneeze hard
22) Im very competitve when i think i should win
If not, eh, i dont care.
23) I have worn paperclips when i cant find my earrings!
Even the colored ones!
24) Im naturally very artistic.
It surprises people because i dont do it all that often and not a lot of people know it but when i do get a wild hair up my butt and decide to pain or draw something people are usually very surprised by my talent.
I credit my dad, he also is very artistic
25) I buy the paper for the funnies
26) I have pooped in a garbage can, outside, in public!
HEY! I had to go!
27) I wish I was a better writer
28) Im terrified to have my baby
and thats weird because i know i have an unusually high pain tolerance.
29) I have never cried in pain, only in sadness.
30) Drop Dead Fred is a guilty pleasure of mine
31) I have elephant elbows
elephant elbows are what i call really dry rough elbows, no matter the amount of lotion they are always dry
32) I have cried in a dressing room
33) I am afraid of whats beneath my feet in really deep water
34) I love getting stranded, its an adventure.
35) I monster will eat me if i dont peel the labels off of everything with a label.
ok, i wont get eatin, but when people ask me why i peel the labels off of everything, i gotta tell em something!
Please Notice: If you share or can relate to any of the above please do let me know. If you have a story, or if i sparked some funny memory, please do let me know : ) I do these silly things to bring us all closer! I would love to hear some random facts about all of you guys : )
