beyondtheveil posted on Jan 07, 2009
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"I think that I shall never see
a poem as lovely as boobs"
Joyce Kilmer wrote a beautiful poem, but used the wrong word.
They shake the world, the battle of Troy was fought over them.
They are great art, poetry in motion, as they shimmer with gait.
Men's minds are filled with them and women stare endlessly at theirs in the mirror.
Women's clothes are built especially for them.
They have two natural uses, first to please men, second to suckle babes.
They bounce, they flow, they created the word cleavage, which women created
to taunt men.
A world without boobs is chocolate without flavor,
a rose without it's perfume,
a man without toys.
"I think that I shall never see
anything as wonderful as boobs."
I wrote that.
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secretlife said on Jan 07, 2009....
LOL!!!isn't it a little early for this?i know i know.........never too early! and you were obviously inspired! -
fragglesrock said on Jan 07, 2009....
"They are great art, poetry in motion, as they shimmer with gait."??? huh ??? mine don't do that! dammit! -
uniquely-ironic said on Jan 07, 2009....
poultry in motion? or wait, poetry! LOLthere is some truth to the power of the boob -
evil_twin said on Jan 07, 2009....
*wipes a tear from eye*
That was just beautiful, man. You captured the true essence and beauty of the boob...
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uniquely-ironic said on Jan 07, 2009....
LOL @ ET. I was wondering how quickly you'd show up to this! ;) -
evil_twin said on Jan 07, 2009....
Uniquely, It didn't take me long! My boobie bat signal went up and here I am ;-) -
uniquely-ironic said on Jan 07, 2009....
Bwa ha ha ha "bat signal"!! glad to see you're still at the top of your game in the boobie seeking department :) -
mobil said on Jan 07, 2009....
I love them so much, I married two. -
PieterOpie said on Jan 07, 2009....
Boobs make me nervous. I find them scary and intimidating. I avoid them at all costs.
You can put out an eye with those things....... BRRRRRRRR.......
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Me-Myself&I said on Jan 07, 2009....
here a boob, there a boob, everywhere a boob. *smile* -
silver_phoenix said on Jan 07, 2009....
even a womancan appreciate a good boob poem beyond : ] -
bluegum said on Jan 07, 2009....
yes,yes i admit i too am a boob watcher.blue. -
cuppajava said on Jan 07, 2009....
I am man,I am speechless *** cj walks into the corner and blocks his ears from a booby conversation*** -
beyondtheveil said on Jan 07, 2009....
secret- No, never too early, and inspiration comes easy too.
fraggles- Yours don't move while you walk? Maybe your bra is too tight. (we need to get rid of those awful mammary carriers)
unique- There is great and moving power to the boob.
ET- I knew there would be men who cried at this. Those things are just overwhelming.
mobil- You and me both, and I've never lost sight of them either.
opie- I have found little sadder in this world than what you just said. Get help, quickly.
memy- One of the finer things in life is that all women were blessed with a double shot.
phoxy- God, I love you - and your 36's.
blue- What a fine hobby, don't you think?
cj- A moment of silence for cuppa, my gift to you.
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Me-Myself&I said on Jan 07, 2009....
good answers! lol.... -
PieterOpie said on Jan 07, 2009....
Please.... I beg you, no more boobs. I am having brain failure....
uhoh.... it begins. The boobs, they're coming to get me and suffocate me. NO!!! GET BACK YOU TWO!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRRGG!!!!
(muffled) hhhheeeelllppbbb........ nnnwwwoooooo....... mwehhhhh.....
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Lucytorial said on Jan 07, 2009....
Boobs are where a womens true power lies, the power of boobs is well documented and frankly my boobs are my best asset. My boobs get me off speeding fines, make men jump into action, hypnotise men, make men behave like babies - thats when they do stuff for you - my boobs are boobeeeliscious -
PieterOpie said on Jan 07, 2009....
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK.... stop Lucytorial.... please...........
(whimper.... tremble...) Stop pointing those things at me..... waaaahhhh.....
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Lucytorial said on Jan 07, 2009....
( * * )See?? they are boobs worthy of a dummy to suck on.... teee he hehee -
RollingC said on Jan 07, 2009....
Boobs....the all natural squeeze box for men.
:^)
Rc
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Twylarants said on Jan 07, 2009....
I read this to my husband. He wants to know if you'd mind if he printed it and framed it to hang in his office.
Yeah, I can see the women on his floor going for that.
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PieterOpie said on Jan 07, 2009....
That's it!!! #@%%&)$∑√!!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!
I'M LEAVING AND DON'T COME AFTER ME WITH THOSE BIG HORRIBLE THINGS!!! YECH!!!.....
EWWWW.... THEY WOBBLE AND BOB UP AND DOWN ALL WOBBLY AND IT'S TOO DISTRESSING FOR ME.... IT'S BEASTLY...... BRRRR....<shudder>
goodbye...... sob..... sniff....
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beyondtheveil said on Jan 08, 2009....
lucy- ...boobeeeliscious...hahahahahahaha, I love it. You understand completely the power of boobworld. They make me do all those things you mentioned.
rolling- Oh yes. Doncha just love to squeeze?
twyla- I just wish I could be there to see the women's remarks.
opie- Settle down now, settle down. Grab a Crown Royal & coke, get some rest.
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Me-Myself&I said on Jan 08, 2009....
Lucy ~ LOL -
BEWELL said on Jan 08, 2009....
if men had boobs!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH7FJrWEp5E -
BEWELL said on Jan 08, 2009....
And here is a guy who like boobd sooooooo much he got his own!
note that guys even like boobs on other guys, boobs have power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56uHv-vKLpg -
MissMimi said on Jan 08, 2009....
This is a very sweet ode to the boobie. It will always be such a fond mammary for me. :P -
beyondtheveil said on Jan 08, 2009....
bewell- Those videos are hilarious!
mimi- Hahahahahahahaha - you're the one! ( a fond mammary)
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BEWELL said on Jan 08, 2009....
Beyond; glad you like them!MissMi: You said a mouthfull! Haha -
Twylarants said on Jan 08, 2009....
MissMimi ~ GIMM! -
queenparanoia said on Jan 10, 2009....
yay boobs!!!! i love mine... ;-) -
BEWELL said on Jan 10, 2009....
Here is when too much is not a good thing!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfNW0xbddsw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY46zHUFrdY
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